Never A Sissy
Chapter 1: Envy for Johnny X
It was quite an average day for a certain Sissy Bladely, arch rival of Johnny Test who was innocently walking her dog Missy, when she recognized that a certain Johnny Test, in his Johnny X suit had just recently had managed to foil a scheme by the Brain Freezer and Mister Mittens. Both of whom were quite well tied up by Johnny and his pet dog Dukey.
"Let that be a lesson to you two villains, never to cause any further trouble here in Porkbelly again!" shouted Johnny at Brain Freezer and Mister Mittens.
"Good work" said Mr. White as he came into the scene with Mr. Black, "we'll take it over from here and give these two, the proper treatment of justice."
"It's time to come with us" added Mr. Black who along with Mr. White then began to drag the Brain Freezer and Mister Mittens away to what seemed like a jail carrier van.
"You won't get away with this Johnny X!" shouted the Brain Freezer as he was thrown into the van with Mister Mittens.
"When we break out of jail again, we'll come after you, while you're not a superhero!" added Mister Mittens to which the van promptly drove off.
"A superhero, Johnny Test?!" cried Sissy who saw the whole entire episode unfold.
"Say, looks like our arch rivals noticed that we just took down to evil villains" laughed Dukey, "maybe we should really rub it into Sissy's face, that she's a sissy."
"Now there's a pun I never have used ever before" replied Johnny.
"So what's the deal Test, now you're a superhero of some sort?!" cried Sissy who was quite fuming and red in the head.
"Yeah, that's right" replied Johnny, "thanks to my two genius sisters, I'm able to acquire these powers. You, on the other hand do not have access. I guess this will be one thing you'll never, ever, ever, ever be able to beat me at."
"Is that so Test?" asked Sissy.
"Pretty much so" replied Johnny, "I would hate to still be a sissy."
After Johnny and Dukey left the scene laughing at Sissy, Sissy was pretty angry with Johnny using that brand of a pun against her.
"This isn't fair!" cried Sissy as she was soon back in her room with her dog Missy, "Test doesn't have the right to beat me at being a superhero like Johnny X! What kind of a genius I would be able to cozy up to, if I wanted to become something like Johnny X?"
Sissy then heard some commotion outside her house, as she glared down, she noticed a certain evil genius by the name of Bling-Bling Boy being once again rejected by a certain Susan Test. The poor evil genius was just simply sitting waiting for a bus, at a local bus stop not far from her house, since his hovercraft was destroyed in his latest attempt by Johnny, in his Johnny X form.
"Pesky flaming headed Test boy!" cried Bling-Bling Boy as he sat and waited for a bus, "How humiliating that I, Bling-Bling Boy, evil genius must use public transportation to get home! I should have had acquired Susan Test by now, if it were not for her flaming-headed brother in his Johnny X form!"
"So, I heard you are having trouble with a certain flaming-headed boy?" asked Sissy whom ran out of her house with her dog Missy.
"Oh what do you want, girl with the lightning strike hair?" asked Bling-Bling Boy.
"I'm willing that I form an alliance with you" replied Sissy, "I despise Johnny Test as much as you, and me and my dog Missy are willing to beat them in being a super powered mutant like him, this Johnny X form."
"Hmm, let me think about this for a moment" replied Bling-Bling Boy, "if I create super powers for you, with whatever you and your dog Missy desire, maybe you can do me a favor."
"If it's humiliating the Test boy, I'm all for it" added Sissy.
"Excellent!" laughed Bling-Bling Boy to which he then got out his cell phone, "Maybe I don't have to be humiliated in taking public transportation back to my island after all, since you just lifted up my spirits."
The scene then changes to Bling-Bling Boy's volcano island hideout, which Sissy and Missy promptly got out of the golden helicopter that they had gotten onto with Bling-Bling Boy following them.
"This is my secret island lab" said Bling-Bling Boy, "as you can see, I have hired quite a number of technicians and fellow scientists to help be involved for my quest for world domination, er, I mean, trying to ensure Johnny doesn't mess up with my schemes."
"So where the heck are you going to give me and my dog Missy super powers?" asked Sissy.
"Patience girl with the lightning strike on the hair, just tell me what you want, and I'll give it to you" replied Bling-Bling Boy.
"First all, I want super strength, super speed and invisibility" replied Sissy, "along with also the ability to fly."
"Hmm, I can think I can accommodate all of your proposed powers" said Bling-Bling Boy, "and your dog Missy?"
"Give her the ability to fly, and invisibility" added Sissy.
"Done and done" said Bling-Bling Boy to which he then directed Sissy and Missy over to a large laser-like gun, "now step over to the large laser gun that'll transfer you those powers to you and your dog."
"And we may also want costumes as well" added Sissy.
"Fine, get into these costumes then" sighed Bling-Bling Boy to which were all golden special suits.
As Sissy and Missy stepped on the platform, Bling-Bling Boy was ready at the command console. Sissy then gave the thumbs up, which was the signal for the evil genius to press the green button on the console. A green laser then emerged from the large laser gun, striking Sissy and Missy, giving them their requested powers.
"Just call me, the Golden Girl!" cried Sissy, "And her sidekick, the Golden Dog!"
"Let's test out your powers first, before you go and face a certain flaming-headed pest" replied Bling-Bling Boy.
The evil genius then pressed a red button on the console which called upon the strongest of his evil henchmen to come into the scene. Yet as the henchmen came to where Sissy and Missy were, they couldn't find either one of them as the two had used their invisibility powers. With one strike by Sissy, each one of the large henchmen had fallen to the ground.
"Yes, it works!" cried Bling-Bling Boy, "Now you know your orders, go and create the most devastating battle which Johnny Test and Dukey could ever have, enough time for me that I can court Susan Test."
"Don't worry, you can count on us" replied Sissy to which she then flew right into the roof of the lab breaking it with her dog Missy following her.
"Er, maybe I need to hire some contractors first before I go court Susan" sighed Bling-Bling Boy as he noticed the damage.