Crackalicous (totally not a word). Bare with me here, this is just the beginning. Sorry if you don't like any of the pairings I've listed, it will mostly be 1827 I'll be talking about probably.
Pairings: Hibari Kyouya x Sawada Tsunayoshi, Gokudera Hayato x Yamamoto Takeshi, Alaude x Giotto ^^, Asari x G., Belphegor x Fran, Xanxus x Squalo, Byakuran x Shoichi or Shoichi x Spanner (you decide).
Disclaimer: I don't own KHR.
It all started with a simple sentence that passed Reborn's lips.
"We're going to make a movie."
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"Eh?" Tsuna uttered stupidly, blinking at his infant tutor.
The fedora hat wearing baby smirked, "You heard me. I've already informed most of your guardians. They will be in the movie as well." He picked up his cup of coffee and sipped on it, enjoying the flustered look that was currently all over his dame student's face.
"Bu-but, we-I-you-It's impossible!" Tsuna sputtered while making odd hand gestures.
There was no way they were going to be able to make a movie. They were the mafia not actors! (Tsuna had a hard enough time trying to be a mafioso). Plus making a movie with just him and his guardians wouldn't be very good. But Tsuna should have known that Reborn had already had it all planned out, he'd informed everyone in the Vongola family, even their enemies. The Varia, the future Millefore, hell he even told the Primo and his guardians about it. (Don't ask me the details about this one).
"It will be called 'Vongola: A Mafia Familiga Story' starring Dame-Tsuna and his guardians." Reborn informed, ignoring his flailing student. He held out his hand as he said the title in a dramatic tone, as if he was picturing it becoming some mega billionaire movie. "An action/drama/romance story."
Tsuna's eyes widened, "R-romance?" He asked in a semi-hopeful voice. Would Kyoko be in it? If so she would most likely be his love interest right? He was too busy imagining it that he didn't notice Reborn's mischievous smirk.
"Yes, it will have romance."
The brown haired boy nibbled on his bottom lip, large brown eyes flickering over to Reborn. "Wh…What's it about?"
Reborn smirked, knowing he'd snagged the boy's attention. Not that it really mattered to him; he would force everyone to do this if he had to. But it would be so much easier if they were all willing. "It will be a story similar to your life just better." He explained simply.
Tsuna sweat dropped. "…How are we supposed to get the money to film all of this?"
"We are the Vongola." The black haired baby stated simply, acting like that explained everything.
Which maybe it did.
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18 + 27 = Wonderful Yaoi Bliss
"Hibari, Hibari." Hibird chirped, flying around the raven haired prefect's head. Hibari briefly glanced up at him when he spotted the letter attached the small yellow puff. He gently reached up and carefully removed the letter, letting his precious bird rest on his shoulder, like he wanted to read the letter too. Hibari opened it and shifted so both he and the bird resting on his shoulder could read it.
He scanned the content of the letter twice before a smirk fell over his face. "Do you wish to become famous Hibird?" He asked, glancing at his small companion on his shoulder.
The small cutie took flight, excitedly circling his head once more as he chirped, "Famous, famous."
Hibari's smirk grew slightly and he glanced back down at the letter in his hands. "Then it's settled. Auditions begin tomorrow."
P.S. - You will be able to fight Monkey King and Dame-Tsuna. (Don't worry, we'll fix your school should anything happen.)
'Interesting offer.'
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69 + Ǒ = Kufufufu-ing Pineapples
"Oya oya, what's this?" Mukuro questioned, reading the letter in his hands. Ken sat obnoxiously close to him, reading over his shoulder while Chikusa calmly stood in front of him. Ken finished the letter and exploded.
"Those bastards want us to star in their movie! ?" He shouted close to Mukuro's ear and not noticing the illusionist's small wince.
"Kufufufu, they want me to star in the movie Ken." Mukuro chuckled, smacking the annoying male away from him. The blond tumbled to the ground with a loud 'Oof!' Mukuro ignored him and handed the letter over to Chikusa so he could read it. Chikusa sighed once he was finished and handed the letter back to the blue haired male before kicking the blond that was sprawled all over the ground.
Mukuro watched the two for a moment before grinning and closing his eyes, changing back into his beloved Chrome. The shy girl briefly glanced at the two before carefully closing the letter, not bothering to read it since it wasn't any of her business. It was for Mukuro, not her. But she didn't mind, she was just glad that she was going to go to shooting and see all the boss and girls once again.
Her gaze flickered to the letter once more before turning back to the arguing Ken and Chikusa.
P.S. –You will be out of Vendice during the duration of filming. That is only if you participate.
'Kufufufu, what an offer.'
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80 + 59 = Violent Love
"Ha ha ha, this sounds fun."
"Don't read over my shoulder like that baseball idiot!" Gokudera shouted, shoving the grinning Rain Guardian away from him. The breathing on his neck was irritating the hell out of him. Yamamoto held up his hands in defeat and laughed before popping another candy in his mouth. Gokudera scowled at him for a moment, wanting to yell at him for eating his candy but instead he just scoffed and turned to read the letter again.
"Of course I will! If it's for Juudaime I'll do anything." He stated proudly, folding up the letter and stuffing it in his pocket. "I'm pretty good at acting anyway."
The taller of the two looked at him curiously. "Eh? You've acted before?"
"Of course idiot." Gokudera snapped, snatching a candy from the baseball player's hand. "Stop eating my candy!"
Yamamoto laughed good naturally. "I wish I was a good actor."
The silverette frowned at him. "Have you ever acted before?" He grumbled, putting the candy he took in his mouth.
"Once in a play I think. Ha ha ha!"
"Why is that so funny?" Gokudera snapped.
"Cause I forgot all my lines!"
Green eyes stared at him disbelievingly. "Are you serious?"
"Ha ha, yep!"
Gokudera was silent for a moment before he glared at him. "You better not ruin Juudaime's chance for fame! Come on baseball idiot, I'm going to teach you how to memorize!" He yelled, grabbing Yamamoto's shirt collar and dragging the taller male along.
"Ah ha ha!"
P.S. –Gokudera, it's for 'Juudaime'. Yamamoto, its fun.
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V + A + R + I + A = DESTRUCTION~
"Vooii! What the fuck is this! ?"
"Ushishishi, the Prince is going to become a star."
"Bel-sempai is a fake actor."
"Why you-how disrespectful." The blond 'prince' snapped irritably while throwing several knives into the frog's back. Fran ignored them.
"Boss should be the leading role." Levi informed them all.
"Ooo, a chance to act? With all these wonderful boys? How wonderful~." Lussuria jumped around happily. Squalo glared at him before throwing the letter at the irritated Xanxus.
The Varia leader glared at him before roughly grabbing the letter and reading it over. He scoffed before crumpling it up and chucking it over his shoulder
"Vooii! I just cleaned this place!" Squalo shouted, grabbing the crumpled paper and placing it in its rightful position in the trash bin.
"So boss, are we going?" Levi asked politely.
Xanxus glared at him, "Shut up trash." He snapped before slouching further in his seat and closing his eyes, signaling that the conversation was over.
"Ushishishi, Levi got shot down."
The black haired male glared at the grinning blond. "Shut up." He snapped stalking toward him. Bel's grin widened and he stood up, knives appearing in his hands. Fran watched them with an emotionless face, thinking that they were both idiots. Squalo was too busy looking around the clean room for any trash that might have fallen, he reminded Fran of a mother. Xanxus growled at them and opened his eyes, growing increasingly irritated. Lussuria was jumping around like the gay man he was, singing about how wonderful boys were.
BOOM!
Apparently Xanxus had had enough of their annoying voices and he shot several holes in the wall. Everyone turned to look at him.
'Violent Papa Xanxus and loud Mama Squalo.' Fran thought briefly.
"Ushishishi, boss is angry." Bel informed unnecessarily as he hid his knives and slowly backed out of the room, using poor Fran as a shield. Levi bowed deeply, apologizing over and over, just succeeding in making the leader even more pissed. Lussuria looked around the destroyed room, hands on his hips.
"Aw, the whole room is ruined~"
Squalo looked around the once clean room before his anger exploded. "Vooii!" He yelled at Xanxus. "You bastard, you ruined the whole fucking room!" He brought out his sword, glaring fiercely at him. "Do you have any idea how long this is going to take to clean up? !"
Xanxus glared right back. "I don't know nor care trash."
And they started fighting. Just another average day in the Varia.
P.S. –You all can destroy as much as you want. Xanxus, you can have a rematch with Dame-Tsuna.
'We'll be there.'
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Millefore! = Wonderful Maniacs and Marshmallows
"Oh look at this Sho-chan." Byakuran ordered, showing the orange haired male his letter. Shoichi carefully plucked the letter from the white haired male's hand and read it over.
"D-does this mean we have to go back in time?"
Byakuran smiled at him, "Of course Sho-chan!" He leaned back in his chair, reaching over and grabbing a marshmallow. "A movie huh? Sounds fun!"
Shoichi scratched his head and glanced back at where Spanner was snoring away on a couch. "Back in time…" He muttered scratching his head.
Byakuran grinned at him. "If anyone can do it it's Sho-chan."
The nervous male blinked before blushing. "W-well then excuse us. We'll be ready by tomorrow." He informed loudly, quickly walking over to the snoring spanner and dragging him along behind. The scientist still did not wake up. Byakuran's smile never wavered as he picked up the letter once more.
P.S. – A chance at stardom and top of the line marshmallows.
'Top of the line marshmallows huh? I'll do it.'
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Ryohei = Extreme Sun!
"Extreme acting!" The Sun Guardian yelled, pumping his fists in the air. "I'll do it to the extreme!" Now all he needed to do was learn how to act.
"Ask Octopus-head to the extreme!"
P.S. –It will be extreme.
'EXTREME!'
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Arcobaleno = Cutie Babies with Huge Pacifiers!
"Ha ha ha, Skull-sama will show all his sempais that he can act!"
Lal Mirch glared at him, "You're an idiot." She snapped before yanking off his helmet and smacking him several hundred times.
"Sounds interesting, kora!" Colonnello said to Fon as the two read the letter. Fon smiled and nodded at him before going back to drinking his tea that Skull had gotten him. Colonnello handed the letter over to Mammon and Verde as he drank his sports drink.
"To become famous means to become rich." Mammon informed them as he looked away from the letter.
Verde scowled at the letter before putting it down. He remained silent; knowing that if he didn't come, Reborn either wouldn't care or he'd hunt the scientist down and force him to act…well he wasn't going to take any chances.
You all don't need a P.S.
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Primo Family = Awesomely Awesome
"Hm? What's this?" Asari asked curiously reading a letter.
The rest of the first generation Vongola looked around curiously, wondering how they were even alive right now. Even Giotto didn't look like he knew what was going on as he scratched his head and cautiously looked around. He noticed that they were at the shrine in Namimori. He glanced at his Cloud Guardian, Alaude, who was currently leaning against a tree, eyes closed. G. stood next to Asari, reading the letter in his hands.
"Ah, we've been brought back to star in a movie." He informed, taking the letter and handing it to Giotto.
The Vongola Primo scanned the content of the letter and sighed, handing it to Lampo. "It appears that we don't have much of a choice in the matter. All we can do to return to normal is to act in this movie." He informed his guardians.
Alaude opened his eyes, looking slightly irritated about the whole matter but he didn't say anything. Daemon Spade smirked and crossed his arms. "Oya, a movie huh?"
Giotto frowned at him, "Don't even think of doing anything." He ordered sternly.
The first Mist Guardian held up his hands in a defeated manner. "Don't worry about me Primo-sama."
G. growled lowly, glaring at him. Alaude looked like he wanted to kill the annoying Mist as he eyed him for a moment before he once again closed his eyes. Knuckle looked excited about the whole thing, choosing to ignore Daemon Spade. "How come we never did anything like this! ? We could have done a play!"
Lampo sighed, handing him the letter. "It doesn't matter, we're doing it now." He grumbled.
"So where do we wait?" G. asked Giotto who frowned.
"I would assume the Demico's house…"
"Alright!" Knuckle shouted, running down the numerous steps and to where he presumed the Vongola Demico's house was. Lampo released another sigh and followed him at a slower pace, hands buried in his pockets. Asari grinned and threw an arm around G.'s shoulders.
"Are we going?" He asked the remaining Guardians.
G. glared at him and crossed his arms but didn't shrug him off. He looked at Giotto who was eyeing Daemon Spade.
The blue haired male held up his hands once again and started to walk, following the path of the other two. G. watched him go before following somewhat closely, Asari right next to him.
Giotto watched them go before turning to his Cloud Guardian. Alaude sensed his gaze on him and opened his eyes, locking them with Giotto's calm orange ones.
"Are you coming?" The Primo asked patiently.
Alaude and he engaged in a silent staring contest for a brief moment before Alaude closed his eyes and let out an almost inaudible sigh. He pushed away from the tree and started walking to where the others had gone. Giotto smiled and walked along side him, hands subtly brushing against the aloof Clouds. Alaude frowned and glanced at him before looking back ahead, ignoring Giotto's smile when he briefly grabbed the Sky's hand and squeezed it before releasing.
P.S. –Enjoy your time here.
'Ah, it's good to be alive again.'
Giotto thought, looking up at the sky. He walked to the Demico's house, shoulder rubbing against Alaude's.
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LETTER
Dear, Fill in the blank.
Vongola: A Mafia Familiga Story.
Starring Dame-Tsuna and his Guardians (plus those of you who got a letter)
'One clumsy boy's life gets turned upside down when a small hitman arrives on his doorstep, claiming he is the next boss for the legendary mafia family Vongola.'
A heartwarming (true) story about a boy and his struggle to become the Vongola Demico.
You're invited to come and act in this wonderful movie full of action/drama/and romance. Accept if you are man/woman enough. Auditions start tomorrow at Namimori Middle School.
P.S. -Fill in the blank.
Sincerely, Reborn.
A/N: Good? Horrible? I'm just trying something new that's all.
I seem to have wrote about Primo's family a lot more than I'd originally planned ^^ What can I say? I absolutely love them and hate that they aren't in the manga more (they're in the anime quite a bit I guess).
Oh did you like all my page breaks? Especially Mukuro's, that symbol was the closest thing I could find to a pineapple.I did all these cool symbols for everyone else but FF.N didn't want them to appear I guess so I just put words in for the rest.
I couldn't figure out a better title for the movie so I just went with that. Anyway, next chapter- Auditions!
(Am I forgetting anyone important?)
Review to see the movie?