Will be a Yullen fan fic eventually. I have to make it so to all those critics out there. Allen and Kanda are both so cute and sexy.

A YULLEN FANFICTION

Chapter one

-------CRASH-------

"What the hell was that?" Allen exclaimed stopping his ravenous shovelling of his breakfast.

"I don't know" Lavi replied "sounds interesting though. God knows we need something to shake this place up. No-one's had any missions for days!"

Allen was just about to reply when all of a sudden Komui came running in to the room panting, and wheezing like he had just run a marathon. When he realised everyone was staring at him he took a deep breath before standing tall and straightening up his beret. He then started walking calmly up to the table where Lavi and Allen were sitting.

"Could way to regain your composure and poise Komui," Lavi said while snickering and whispering to Allen; "his behaviour isn't suspicious at all today."

"Hello to you to Lavi, and I'm sure I do not know what you are talking about. I did not come pelting all the way to the cafeteria from my office."

Lavi and Allen traded glances, now we know he's definitely up to something Lavi thought sweat-dropping.

Allen turned to speak to Komui; "Do you know what that crash was earlier Komui?" he asked innocently

"No not at all Allen, I do not know anything…..well anything to do with that crash…I think I now quite a lot about other subjects. Speaking of other subjects….Allen could you make a point to come and speak to me in my office at some point today?"

"Okay" Allen said before returning to his food "Is it about a mission"?

"Well no…actually yes. Yes it is about a very important mission that I can only entrust to you. So make sure you come and speak to me okay. I'll see you later."

After Komui had left the one-eyed, red-head looked Allen straight in the face with a serious expression surprising Allen; "he's up to something, he surely knows about that crash, if he asks you to do anything say 'NO!'"

"Why" Allen asked with a confused look on his face.

"You don't want to know the crazy things Komui got the exorcists to do before you came…just trust me." Lavi threw Allen another look before casually glomping him. "You're so cute when you are confused Moyashi-chan"

Allen eyes ticked at Lavi "my name is Allen you baka, stop copying Kanda. I'm sure you're much smarter than him that you can get my name right.

Allen felt a chill go up his spine as he said those words. The next thing he knew he had a sharp metal object cutting into the back of his neck. He held rigidly still knowing instinctively it was Mugen.

"Are you calling me stupid, baka Moyashi"? A cold voice floated from behind him.

"No not at all Kanda. I was saying Lavi was stupid"

"Really because it didn't sound like that"

That's because I was lying to you dumbass. Allen thought to himself

Allen sighed in relief as he felt Kanda extract Mugen from the nape of his neck. He turned in his seat to face Kanda and was confronted with the sight of Lavi licking Kanda's face. So that was why he let me off, Allen thought. Kanda was shaking in fury as Lavi's tongue slowly licked a wet trail right from the eye to the bottom of his jaw. The next thing Allen knew Mugen was slashing the hair in front of his face, missing it by about an inch.

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING BAKA USAGI"?

"I just wanted to do some multi-tasking. So I thought why not great my Yuu-chan while cleaning his face? I thought it was a brilliant idea"

Allen sweat-dropped at this statement before he fully realised what had just happened. His thoughts trailed from Kanda's face changing from astonished, to just plain shocked, then moving to horrified and last but not least fury. He then realised that Kanda wasn't killing Lavi. That was something wrong…. aside from the licking, that was wrong with this picture. On thinking of the licking Allen began to have the image flashed repeatedly in his mind. He fell to the floor with both Lavi and Kanda staring at him. They were staring because it looked like he was having a fit. He was alternating between rolling on the floor laughing his ass of and screaming, crying and tearing at his hair. Why laughing? Well I think that is obvious and the crying. Allen mentor Cross had traumatised Allen to the point where the "innocent" act of licking became intrinsically licked with the general.

"Too much" Allen cried. (Poor Allen we don't like it when you cry)

"Suck it up, bitch; what are you going crazy about?" Kanda growled at him. If there was something that Kanda hated more than the moyashi, the earl, the Noah, and Lavi combined it was girly act; such as crying.

Lavi smirked to himself. He had a pretty good idea what the fuss was about. He didn't really expect Allen to answer Kanda in the state he was in either so he took the chore upon himself.

"Cross" A single word described the most of Allen's woes. As much as this answered the question it also attracted the ire of the young exorcist.

"Don't say that bastard, womaniser's name in my presence" Allen said giving Lavi a death glare that rivalled Kanda's. All thoughts of licking forgotten, Kanda addressed Allen "Komui asked me to send you up to his office now."

"Komui was just down here though and he said to just go at some point in the day"

"Just go baka. If you don't go know I've been told to drag you down there, and for you information, I won't be gentle about it" Kanda said an evil smirk lighting up on his face.

"Fine, I'm going" Allen quickly inhaled the rest of his meal before leaping up and making his way to Komui's disaster zone of an office. Upon entering Allen was greeted enthusiastically by the entire science section. Komui, Johnny and Reever at the fore. This worried Allen greatly and he though back to the warning Lavi gave him, he gave one of his large signature smiles before slowing backing up and turning to run. He was grabbed violently from behind though before he could make good his escape. Damn, he though. When somebody stops you from exiting a room after you see tens of people grinning creepily at you. You know something is wrong.

"Allen, my dear boy" Komui started "We have been waiting for you. I want to give you your mission briefing" smirking evilly he sat the said boy down onto the paper strewn couch in front of his desk. "I want to make this clear to you that what we want you to participate in is very important for the future of the entire order Allen."

"Really" Allen asked. If it was that important it couldn't have been as dangerous as Lavi had made it sound. It was a shame that Allen did not recognise the dire situation he was in. It could have saved him a lot of strife. Well it was too late by then anyway.

"Now, Allen, we first of all need you to sign this piece of paper. Ah, and you needn't bother to read though it first. It is just a note saying that you are a part of the order." "And that you agree to let us have complete control over your body and actions. Cough, Cough" Komui added as a whisper

"What was that Komui?"

"Oh. Nothing Allen"

So Allen signed the papers and waited patiently for his next instructions. Poor naïve boy getting tricked into signing away his life. The entire science section was still standing behind Allen though all this, blocking any escape attempts. Komui moved to sit behind his desk before continuing.

"Allen, what we have planned is to use some newly developed medicine and get you to test it out while training. So all you have to do is observe if anything is disrupted from your usual routine. Okay"

Allen looked at Komui with incredulity written all over his face. "So all you want me to do is take some medicine and then act like normal. Then tell you if anything fells funny?"

"Basically….yes. However it is a much more important mission than you realise. This medication was developed to improve the physical strength of our exorcists, and reinforce the bond between them and their innocence. This means that if all goes well you should be at least 5 times as strong as what you are at your current level. Do you realise how strong that is. I mean you're critical already. Your innocence would activate at five hundred percent" Komui was getting really excited now "you know that would make you the strongest exorcist, I bet you could even beat Cross or Kanda"

This made Allen sit up "really, Cross and Kanda"

"At the same time" Johnny added

"With your hands tied and a blind fold on" Reever added

"Okay, I'm convinced "Allen grinned "I'll do it"

Komui graced Allen with a friendly smile. All the while thinking; Allen sure is gullible and naïve even for a fifteen year old. You think he would have been disillusioned to trickery after travelling with Cross. All he better for us I suppose; now we have a guinea pig.

"Alright Allen, just sit right there and we'll give you your medication. Also can you refrain from telling the others in the order about this? I they know they might treat you differently and that would be a variable in our results."

Allen nodded watching silently as they brought him a vile of medicine. Allen had never liked taking medicine. He blamed that on his hero-complex. This elixir however looked very enticing. It was a light pink colour, and gave of the scent of vanilla with sakura blossoms, and for some weird reason water melon. Taking it his hands Allen gave it a sniff before glancing around him to his avid audience. Little did he know they weren't quite as sure what the results would be as they described to him. They hoped he wasn't allergic.

Allen downed the bottle in one swig. He then sat still waiting to see if the potion would have an immediate effect. It didn't. The scientists all breathed an audible sigh of relief before walking away. Allen was left sitting alone with Komui staring at him. After an interminable period komui also sighed and allowed Allen to leave. Not before leaving Allen with one last message. Saying if he felt a change to come and see him immediately.

Allen closed the door to Komui's office and strolled down the hall smiling. The experience wasn't at all like what Lavi ad frightened him with. He couldn't wait to see what happened. F the potion worked like how the scientist said it would. At least this novel experiment wasn't a Komurin. Allen shivered remembering his previous experience with komui's brain child.

Caught up in his thoughts Allen did not see Kanda striding down the hall before he knocked into him. "I'm sorry, are you alri---"he started apologising before looking up and realising who it was he bumped into. Allen then shut up for two reasons;

He had just bumped into Kanda. The infamous grouch of the Black Order

The second, Kanda had bright purple hair.

Allen cracked up. Kanda just glared down at him.

"What the fuck's your problem today Moyashi. You are being more of a child than usual."

Allen just laughed harder; apparently Kanda wasn't aware of the state of his hair. Allen momentarily considered letting Kanda walk off without telling what he could see. After considering this, it occurred to him that if Kanda later found out Allen hadn't told him he would die. Liking his life the way it was Allen opted to tell him. Still shaking from restrained giggles Allen sad to him; "Your hair is purple Kanda"

"…"

"Seriously Kanda you hair is purple look at it"

With this Kanda grabbed his pony tail and stared at it intently.

"What are you smoking idiot. It's not purple" Kanda glared at Allen thinking WTF "it's the normal black colour"

"No seriously Kanda, your hair is like a bright purple, are you sure Lavi hasn't been in your bathroom and replaced your shampoo?"

"It's not bloody well purple, and the Baka Usagi has not been allowed near my room since the last time he switched my hair products last time."

"What!!!.......you seriously mean to say he HAS changed your shampoo for hair dye before?"

"Che…"

Allen cracked up and Kanda left him lying on the floor. Walking away Kanda thought what an idiot. He did go and check his hair in the mirror before going to lunch though. It wasn't purple. What was that Moyashi thinking?