A/N: This is a mere continuation of my fanfic "Series of Unanswered Questions" but this time this is a Q&A or Interview portion for the whole cast(?). If you review, I would most likely continue it.
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PHINEAS FLYNN
Tell us something about yourself.
Well... My name is Phineas Flynn, I live in Maple Street, Danville; my parents are Linda Flynn and Lawrence Fletcher, I have a sister named Candace and a stepbrother named Ferb, and a platypus pet named Perry. The best traits I could describe about myself is I'm very optimistic and helpful; I'm the type of person that doesn't give up. I also rarely get angry or upset.
Where did you get your engineering and planning skills?
Hmm, I really don't know either. Maybe it's because dad influenced me with his archaeological teachings and stuff... He often explores different places and I just tag along, so I'm learning so much about how people build and invent things. I always watch documentaries and sci-fi shows on TV, so maybe you could tell that I'm inspired with that. Everyone say I'm special, but I not really sure why.
How come you're so intelligent? Like you know advanced maths, great deductions and even planning of things you're building?
Just like what I said before, I've been observing about educational things and watching educational shows more often, and because it's so very interesting, I decided I would learn more about those things. I also always get to hang out with Baljeet whenever we do assignments and review in exams last school year, so maybe I developed my math skills. But you know what? Mom told me that when I was a toddler, I can put puzzle pieces together for only a minute. She said I learnt how to spell my name and write basic things when I was two. But... I still can't confirm if it's true because Candace doesn't seem to remember it.
Amongst the inventions you've built so far, what's your most favorite and why?
Honestly, I like... No, I LOVE everything we've built, since each of them were all made by a hundred percent of my efforts... Even though many of those disappear for some apparent reason. But if I am to cite specifically, I'd say The Beak suit. I mean, we only built that to ensure our safety on the Obstacle Course of Doom, but we ended up being a hero of Danville and even fighting a real life villain (although I really don't consider Khaka Peü Peü a villain)! I'm also glad I helped Isabella with her intrepid reporter patch, but I assume I genuinely don't want to become a superhero again. Trust me, you won't ever want to be one.
What was the best day of summer so far?
I consider everyday the best days of summer because of our newly creative inventions, but I should say the best-est of the best is the Summer Solstice, when we travelled around the world in just one day. Man, that's probably the coolest thing we ever did. Yeah, the Sunbeater 3000 may hadn't returned safely, but it's because of it that's why we're able to go travel and bounce around the world. First, we stopped at Tokyo to visit Stacy's cousins and guess what happened? We learnt a new dance step namely Caramelldansen and it's so cool! I just somehow feel a bit weird and cartoony of some sort when we danced that. Then we accidentally landed on Himalayas because the wing crashed, and we get to see Baljeet's Uncle Sabu and discovered he actually had a factory of rubber bands there! Luckily, we're able to seek for his help and attach a big ball of rubber bands to the plane and we just BOUNCED around the world! That probably is the best part of the day. We bounced and bounced every country and city until we finally reached our intended destination: Paris. We split up to find grease and something we can use to activate the plane, and we found baguettes! I'm one resourceful person. But unfortunately, everything detached as soon as we're on take off, and we landed on a remote island with nothing to work with. But thanks to Isabella, I figured out a way to go back and despite Candace's protests, we're able to go back safe... Even on time before the sun sets! It's incredibly a very tiring day, I tell you, but it's one heck of a day to remember.
So... Where do you get the money to afford your inventions/projects?
Hmm... It's originally classified, but I'll tell you. At the very first day of summer, we went to the circus to celebrate the "holiday". I really liked to see a unique circus act - the monkeys juggling bicycles - but I discovered that the circus monkey trainers all left for some reason, so we volunteered to train the monkeys ourselves. Then that's when I figured out that this act was also the favorite of the Queen of United Kingdom monarch, who also came to watch the show. She said she's very impressed with the uniqueness of the act, unusual to what was always seen, and she asked us what more talent we could do. I replied that I like building things and we want to make summer special, so she offered us unlimited money to afford whatever we're going to make (which was last 'til the end of summer). So... When summer lasts, we won't be able to build things and do projects anymore. Good thing there's more than a hundred and four days by now.
Let's talk about your friends. What do you say about Buford? He's the neighborhood's bully ever since you're... babies, right?
*laughs* You could say it like that. No matter you look at it, it's definitely true. I remember this one time daddy (my real dad) bought me a bike, and since I'm still a baby to even pedal that bike, I just sit on it as mom stroll me over the park. But when Buford's parents visited mine, Buford took my bike away, not even my parents noticing it (they mistook my bike as Buford's since we have the same color of bikes). Oh, and remember the time when I accidentally dropped my ice cream over him? He challenged me for a thumb wrestling, but since it's for fun, I accepted it and just put into my mind that he just wanted to play with me. I really don't consider him as a bully even though he self-proclaimed it, since I believe he's just bored so he came "bullying" other children especially Baljeet. He's also one of the reasons why I keep building things and making projects - for him to participate with it and have something to do over summer... and interact with friends.
How about Baljeet? What do you say about a nerd like him?
I don't think you should call him a nerd. Well sure, his life is math and he likes to study even it's summer, but I feel that the term "nerd" is not a good thing to say. Anyway, Baljeet's very serious at times you interact with him. He often complicates things with his math skills and solving abilities, but it's because of it that I learn so many things. It's great to have a smart friend like him with a very cool accent. I don't really know why, but he really wanted to kiss a girl (or at least something like that, I suppose), which I find ironic since he said he doesn't want to interact with girls. He has this childhood friend named Mishti who we even bothered to build a cruise ship for, and fortunately, it turned out perfect since they became a couple quick! I'm not really sure if he has kissed one, but I do hope that his wish will come true.
Now... THE "CLIMAX" of this interview... Isabella?
Climax? What do you mean by that?
Don't answer a question with another question. Tell us what you think about Isabella.
Now that's not a question, is it? Anyway, I remember the first time she transferred here in our neighborhood... She really was very clueless until on school, her shyness faded when I introduced myself to her. That's when I learned she actually lives across the street from ours, and we became very close friends - my best friend aside from Ferb.
Isabella's really fun to be with, and I admit the day's lightening up whenever she's around. She's very cute and very helpful, and a very good leader. She always help us with our projects to be able to complete her patches, and I'm really glad that we help each other at the same time. However, there are times she's a itsy bitsy annoying, because there are times that she always cling to us for whatever reason and a little hot-tempered. But aside from that, she's actually very sweet and I consider that the best trait of her and that's what I actually like about her. She says her catchphrase really sweet and nice, making me want to say it too. But mind you, hidden in that sweetness and adoringly nature of hers, she's actually very strong for a girl. She seldom beats Buford in games and as a leader of their troupe, she is very intelligent and can face different missions. She's really one of a kind.
And? That's all? Nothing more to say about her?
Well... Is there anything else?
Ugh. You're really naive, aren't you. Don't you feel anything for her? You know what I mean.
Uhm... I do feel very pleasant when we're together, like a lot of my problems fade away whenever she's with me... A boring summer day's enlightening whenever she's around, so I could say I really like her. She's a very good friend.
FRIEND? So you only treat her as a friend?
Is there something else? Well, I do treat her more than a friend... I treat her as a dearest sister of mine aside from Candace.
ONLY a sister?
Look, it's getting annoying, okay. I'm not getting what you're really trying to say.
Oh, never mind. So let's talk about your family now. Do you know what Candace is trying to do whenever you're building things?
Well, she did say something about "bust", even though I'm not really sure what she meant by that... But she really wanted to tell our projects to mom, but unfortunately, she always failed to show them to her because our inventions kept disappearing for some reason. But I do hope she'll finally be able to because I can't stand her getting so sad whenever she fails to show mom. But aside of all that, I really love her as I do to my family. She's actually the very person I care about (next to Ferb) and whenever she feels upset, I can't help but feel the same way too. Maybe it's because of our long bonding relationship (since we ARE biologically siblings). I don't mind if she gets angry with me as long as we don't get to the point that we get to hate each other... I really hope that won't happen.
What about your beloved stepbrother Ferb? How did you get so close with each other?
Oh, man. Ferb is the best brother anyone could ever have. Yeah, he doesn't talk much but he really serve as a great companion. He understands what I wanted to do and vice versa. Even though we're stepbrothers, there comes the point that we can read each other's minds, and know each other's feelings. He's a very great engineer too, that's why I consider ourselves as inseparable duo since we were definitely compatible with each other (seeing that I'm good at planning and he's good at engineering). But of course, there's also the fact that we have opposite personalities. He's more of a serious type (as I am a cheerful type), he's the "man of action" (while I'm the "man of words") and he's a ladies' man. He has this crush on Vanessa, a friend of Candace, and they seem to get along with each other. It's just really cool... He's actually one of my inspirations.
How about your parents? Your real dad?
Hmm... I don't remember much about my real dad, since I hadn't seen him since I was like... three. Whenever I ask mom about it, she hardly replies and immediately change the subject. I'm starting to think they divorced (which is the number one option), but I'm not really sure what the reason is. What I do remember is that daddy's really a very loving person and Candace says we resemble each other a lot. I don't seem to find a picture of him today (I don't know why, though) and I even have no idea about his name (and Candace says she forgot it as well). But since their seperation was immediately replaced by dad Lawrence and a new brother Ferb, I didn't think I actually pay attention to the incident anymore, and I warmly welcomed my new family.
How about Perry? Have you ever wondered where he's always going to?
Hmm. Well, I do wonder where he's always going to, but sometimes my projects made me not to think of it and it always slips my mind. Anyway, I don't think there's nothing to be worried about since platypuses (or platypi) doesn't do much, so he's probably just in some places where he could sleep and be alone. He always appears whenever we finish our project anyway, so I'm not that worried. Hey, now that I think of it... Where'd Perry go? Wasn't he just on my lap?
Well, thank you for the time, Phineas. It's really great to be able to interview you.
No problem. I'm sure Ferb's done by our invention by now... I better go back. Thanks!
A/N: I really didn't take it seriously while writing this chapter, so perhaps I'll be writing another Q&A of Phineas in the future again (this time you could request for a question). I hope you liked it though.
NEXT: Ferb Fletcher
