Kisame said "Hi."
Itachi looked sullenly at Kisame.
Suddenly, the smile disappeared off Kisame's face.
"What's wrong... Itachi?" he asked, with a little of fear in his tone.
"Kisame... I have found out... You have a son."
Kisame turned bluer than a man being hanged.
"A son? A SONNN? ! ! ! !111"
"YES, STFU would you," said Itachi.
"How is this possible?" He asked with rage "I never done it since... Oh."
He remembered, his past love, Zetsu, whom had both genitalia.
Ten years ago, when he was formally in the hidden mist village, he had seen him, bathing by the waterfall and speaking aloud the word "Tobi".
He walked over to him, slowly and said "Hello there, my name is Kisame, pleased to meet you" offering his hand.
The man turned and said "I know who you are Kisame, You sexy blue hunk of mofo."
And they did it right under the waterfall.
Kisame came back into the present from Itachi throwing a book at his face.
"You must find your son...Sanji."
Kisame gasped, he loved that name, his son must be over ten now, he wanted to see him.
"I'm going to see my son... Don't come with me."
And he ran out, into the night.
Kisame had been travelling for days now, his destination... the hidden mist.
Kisame thought what his son would look like, perhaps a dashing looker like his father, or as beautiful as his… other father.
But then he remembered.
He could never be with Zetsu again, for he had a new love, Tobi.
Suddenly a kunai flew out of the tree, Kisame was quick enough to shield himself, but another person came from behind.
"Ouch!" Kisame cried, he had been stabbed.
He felt the world fading, "I'M NEVER GOING TO FIND MY SON," He roared, "SANJIIIIIIIIIIII! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !"
That was the last thing he said... before drifting into unconsciousness.
He woke up, his body ached, but to his surprise, he had been bandaged.
"Itachi.. is that you? He asked the air as he heard a noise.
"No," a figure replied, "It is I, your son, SANJI."