Hehe, a new story has been born!

Most of it is all kinda OOC, because I love to do that once in a while! :D

Enjoy!

~ 1.

Café Mew Mew was having a very, very, very busy day. Lots of customers were complaining about the services. Everyone was running from here to there, and Ichigo was exhausted.

From outside the Aliens were watching them, quietly, and trying not to be noticed. Ichigo walked out of the Café, carrying two garbage bags and with a grim expression on her face. Just when she arrived, Ryou started yelling.

"ICHIGO! HURRY UP! WE NEED YOU HERE! QUICK!" She started fuming.

"I am BUSY with putting away the GARBAGE. Because you ASKED me to." She screamed back, and it was silent. She rolled her eyes, while cursing. "Stupid, annoying, crappy ass." She copied his voice. "Ichigo, why don't you do ALL the work, while I lean against the wall, very, veryyyyy nonchalant, and WATCH you do it."

"ICHIGO!"

She huffed. "YEAH, YEAH!"

And she stomped inside, while the Aliens laughed a bit.

Inside the Café, Pudding was doing all sorts of tricks. Bouncing up and down, and twisting and doing weird spins. "Welcome to Café Mew Mew, nanoda!"

Mint was drinking tea, glaring at every visitor. Zakuro was … Zakuro.

Lettuce was walking towards the kitchen with a lot of plates. All of a sudden, she started moving.

"Eeeeeps!" She exclaimed, and Ichigo shrieked. "NOOOOOO!"

She made a dive dramatically, and could save the plates just in time. Everyone sighed, and Ichigo gave the plates back to Lettuce, watching her take them to the kitchen.

A lot of guys in the restaurant paid attention to Ichigo, and it annoyed the crap out of her (and Kisshu's, he was grumbling and hissing every time they talked to her). They were using cheesy lines, luckily, she had the greatest comebacks.

Kisshu looked amazed at how snappy she was, and Tart was just laughing his ass off.

Pai was … just staring.

A boy with black hair came to Ichigo.

"Where have you been all my life?" He asked her, smug.
She rolled her eyes. "Hiding from you."

He looked taken aback for a second, but tried once more.

"Your place or mine?"
"Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine."

He sweatdropped, obviously irritated, because his plan wasn't working.

"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"But would you stay there?" She asked him, and he opened his mouth, nothing came out.

Ichigo made a movement with her fingers, showing him to 'piss off'.

In the back of the room, Ryou was chuckling at her techniques. She changed, he could tell. The girly Ichigo moved aside a bit, and made place for a tough and hilarious one.

Outside even Pai was attempting to smile, it turned out rather creepy, but the thought counts, right?

Another boy gave it a try. He leaned against the table she was working on, and smiled flirtatiously.
"Hey baby, what's your sign?"
"Do not enter." She replied coldly. His eyes grew wide, and he started to look nervous.

"Er…Er…" He mumbled, and then his eyes lit up, like he just had the greatest idea EVER.

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together." He grinned. And inwardly, she groaned. "Really? I'd put f and u together." He gave up, after that one. And walked away.

A blonde guy came along. A cocky expression on his face, and Ichigo started growing very, very irritated.

"Your body is like a temple."
"Sorry, there are no services today."

He didn't seem phased at all.

"If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
"If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

The guy turned around, shocked and 'hurt', and left the Café.

Ryou had the time of his life, and Kisshu was laughing so hard, he couldn't breathe.

Pudding was bouncing up and down, missing the whole thing.

Mint was too absorbed in her tea, Lettuce was balancing.

Zakuro, though, she had a small smile. "She learned a lot from me…" She mumbled to herself, while Ichigo was walking around completely agitated.

"Eh, Kisshu? She's kinda cool, ne?" Tart mumbled, stars in his eyes. Kisshu's eyes widened, and he pulled out his swords. "You're not falling in love with her." He warned the little alien, and Tart started fake-gagging. "Ewwww..."

Oh yeah, the aliens were totally ready to stalk these Mews…

And they were about to find out, how amazingly cool they actually are.

Oooooh..

I'd like you to review! :D