A/N: This is a Jiley, but tell me if you think there should be any sub-couples! Sorry for the wait, but please read & review!! If you do, you rock my socks! And you get chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream!

She's No You Chapter 1: What She Saw

Hannah turned around and left as quickly as she'd come. She wished she hadn't seen that. But she had, and it was real. She just couldn't believe it happened to her. And now she couldn't get the image out of her head. Jake Ryan, her—no, Miley's—boyfriend was just making out with, Heather Jason, his ex-girlfriend from a year-ago.

She heard footsteps behind her. "Hannah! Wait!" she ignored him. "Please don't tell anyone! I don't want this all over the tabloids tomorrow!" So that's what he was concerned about?! She just kept walking, not looking back. She could make it out of the building. She had to. No way was he gonna see her cry. No way.

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"Please! Miley! You don't understand!"

"Oh, I understand perfectly Jake! You went behind my back, and got caught kissing your ex!"

"That's not how it was! She kissed me—"

She cut him off. "Please! That's the oldest line in the book! It almost comes close to your corny Zombie slaying line! 'Dude I slayed you once, don't make me slay you again!' Come on! Couldn't the writers on you stupid show think of anything better!"

He was shocked; sure, he'd been insulted before, but never like that. And never had anything hurt as much!

"Well you know what, Mr. Ego's-to-big-to-have-one-girlfriend Ryan? We're THROUGH!" She turned to leave.

"Can I just ask you one question?" he asked, pulling her wrist, so that she was facing him again.

"What?" she asked.

"Who told you?"

Inside she smugly grinned, but outside she walked up to him, so that their faces were not even two inches apart, looked him straight in the eye and answered, "Hannah Montana."

And with that she walked off. On the outside, she looked perfectly put together—but if anyone could take a look inside, they would see that her heart was tearing apart.

A/N: So that was the first chapter! Sorry that was kinda melancholy (wow big word, lol!), but it will get funnier! Please R&R! Oh and if you have any ideas just put them in your review/PM me/e-mail me. I'm welcome to any suggestions!

Jul

P.S. At the end when she says "Hannah Montana" just think of People Who Use People, when she says "Yes you will." lol!