avatar: welcome to my first completed oneshot, and my first Courage fanfiction. It's all about the lessons you too can learn from watching this excellent cartoon. Here's Courage himself with the disclaimer.
Courage: habablapleba hir habubla (acts out, 'avatarjk137 does not own Courage the Cowardly Dog. He only owns the contents of this story.) oooooo...
avatar: Thank you, Courage. That was lovely.
Things I Learned from Courage the Cowardly Dog
The cure for a weremole bite is to get a little hair of the mole that bit you.
Beautiful maidens who emerge from the water and beckon you are just trying to lure you to your doom.
Foot fungi plan to knock over Florida.
Vinegar is a vital cooking ingredient in all sorts of recipes.
The Middle of Nowhere is in Kansas.
Dogs can unscrew their heads in emergencies.
Dogs can also speak perfect English, but only sometimes.
Luckily, they can always play charades with the best of them.
That punk kid who lives nearby is a lot smarter than you'd think.
Business run by tall, thin red cats tend not to be consumer-friendly.
A good villain has his own theme song, especially if they're a gerbil, cat, mummy, freaky barber, etc.
It's a gerbil world.
Just keep soaking it!
If you're a M.D. Quack, repeating yourself makes you right.
Just keep soaking it!
Rolling pins hurt!
If your computer doesn't talk with a scathing British accent, it can't help you with the paranormal.
Muriel hates macaroni 'n 'cheese.
Bald is beautiful.
Hello there friends, my name is Fred. The words you hear are in my head. I say, I said, my is Fred, and I've been very… NAAUUGHTYYYY.
You have not seen the last of Le Quack!
If you roast a Chicken From Outer Space, it will return for revenge (and a new head).
Buy Flantasy Flan!
Watch where you're goin, ya fool!
The things he does for love.
End
I don't plan to make this a series, at least not in the near future. Sorry...