my creation has gone out the door the past couple of days. weird. but, my mom gave me this idea!! so you people's should be thanking her!! if you don't like the idea please tell me and i'll delete the story.
Disclaimer: nope don't own. I have an Akatsuki cloak though!! Yup Yup! an OC too!!!... but who doesn't have one and watch naruto?
Pairings:(mainly) Kakuhida, (others) Kisaita, Sasodei
enjoy!! X3
It was now June and everyone was out of school and possibly college. (i honestly don't know) And where do people go when it's summer? That's right, they travel,they camp out, they go to the beach, and they come to Michigan. Mostly the upper part of the lower peninsula of Michigan though. They have lots of lakes, lots of campgrounds, and your close to the Upper Peninsula, they have waterfalls up there.
Hidan Rinuzuka was one of these kinds of people. He enjoyed going to the beach. The only suckish part was that he had to deal with other people there. People didn't like him if they didn't know who he was. They basically judged him before they got to see the real Hidan. They usually just got the pissed off Hidan.
But Hidan would never go alone. He would always go with his two best friends. Deidara and Kisame. All three of them live together in the same apartment building. They live next door to each other and have been best friends since school.
They did this every year. They traveled from Ohio to Michigan on a road trip sort of thing and chill in the Yaeichi campgrounds. They had a bunch of activities there and you could have lots of fun. So, it was the time of year again and the three friends were packing at the moment.
"Hey! Hidan! Open up!" Deidara yelled, pounding on the door.
Hidan ran to the door white stumbling over piles of clothes and clutter. He opened the door to see an angry Deidara. "What the fuck did I do now?" Hidan said, almost like he knew it was probably his fault. "What did you do with my shirt that I got for my birthday that had a picture of a mushroom cloud and said 'Bang'?" Deidara asked, trying to keep his anger in.
Hidan tried to think back when he last saw the shirt. Remembering what happened, he ran to dresser, still stumbling over clutter and stepping on something that hurt.He opened the drawer and pulled out said shirt. Deidara jumped for joy and snatched the shirt from the albino. He ran out of the room to finish packing.
"That was a little too random." Hidan thought aloud.
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"Everyone ready?" Kisame asked before there drive.
Kisame was the driver as usual. Hidan was NOT, repeat NOT, aloud to drive a car since the Chuck E. Cheese incident. (you don't want to know O.O) Deidara was traumatized for life from that incident so, he refused to drive. And then there was Kisame!! Kisame was a great driver... except for when they go to a bar. Then they take the bus.
"Wait, I got to go take a piss." Hidan said
"Me too, un." Deidara said, following after Hidan.
After everyone was situated, they piled there junk, yes junk, into the car. They piled themselves in and then they got driving.
An hour later, they all got hungry. So they stopped at McDonald's. They were making great time. They were already at the border to Michigan. So why not take a break?
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"Hey Kisame, what are you getting, un?" Deidara asked.
"Big Mac." Kisame answered, he was very hungry.
"Hidan, un?" Deidara asked again.
"Hm... um, probably the same as Kisame." he answered.
"I'm gonna' find somewhere to sit." Hidan said.
He plopped down in a chair at a booth and layed his head on his arms which were on the table. He was still recovering from the drowsiness of waking up.
He had been bored the whole way and decided to fall asleep. The only down fall of that was that he was pissy when he wakes up.
He heard an annoying noise that sounded like money moving. It was getting on the albino's nerves. So he looked up to see that there was a tan skinned man flipping through bills. The man was wearing a mask and he had brown hair. A short red-headed boy was standing there. Probably asking for the money the guy was flipping through. Hidan's curiosity level was rising so he tried his hardest to listen.
Then, the man that had a mask on saw Hidan staring. So he glared at Hidan and asked, "What are you looking at?" in a stern voice.
Hidan glared right back. "Nothing, your just flipping your money to damn loud."
He snorted. "Haven't heard that one before."
The brunette gave the red-head some money and turned his attention back to Hidan. Hidan had already looked away. He went back to laying his head in his arms again. Hidan could feel the mans eyes burning holes into him. So, Hidan turned his head and glared at the man again.
"Why the fuck are you staring at me?" Hidan was getting pissed.
"Who, me?" the man said, trying to play innocent.
"Yeah, you. The fucking heathen in the mask." Hidan began to yell.
Deidara and Kisame were overhearing Hidan's loud conversation. Deidara began to worry.
"Um... Kisame." Deidara started only to be interrupted by Kisame.
"I know, just ignore them and we can get our food and leave." he responded.
Deidara nodded trying to ignore them.
The brunette was now chuckling. Hidan could just practically see that dumb asses smirk.
"Please. Your so childish." the man responded.
Hidan laughed at this. "I'm the fucking childish one, I'M THE FUCKING CHILDISH ONE? OH NO BASTARD, YOUR THE FUCKING CHILDISH ONE!" Hidan yelled.
Hidan stood up and was hovering over the sitting figure of the man. The man then stood up. He was much taller than Hidan. He even intimidated him a little. They just stood there for a second. Glaring at each other.
"You think a shorty like you could possibly intimidate me for a second?" The man laughed in Hidan's face.
That made Hidan's pissed off level blow it's top. Hidan socked the man square in the face.
"HIDAN!" Deidara yelled at him.
Kisame had gotten the food now so Deidara and him were allowed to intervene.
Hidan twirled around to look at Deidara. "WHAT!! THIS FUCKERS PISSING ME OFF!" Hidan screamed at him. Kakuzu had recovered from the punch and had stood up. He grabbed Hidan's shoulder, turned him around, and socked him in the jaw.
"FUCK!" Hidan yelled.
"You hit pretty hard for a midget." The tan man smirked.
Hearing him call Hidan a midget made Hidan even more pissed. But he couldn't hit back because Kisame was holding him back. He picked up the silver haired man and carried him out of the McDonald's.
"That was probably best punch in the face I've ever gotten." The tall man whispered to himself, wiping the blood from his nose.
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"I FUCKING HATE YOU!! I WAS FUCKING WINNING!! I COULD HAVE BEATIN' THE SHIT OUT OF THAT HEATHEN!!" Hidan ranted.
Kisame dropped him and stared at him with the disappointed glare he gave Hidan whenever he caused a ruckus. Hidan looked away and huffed. He got up and brushed himself off before entering the car. Kisame sighed and entered the car as well.
He turned the song 'I Don't care' by Fall Out Boy on and drove off.
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About three and a half to four hours later, they were there. Hidan was asleeponce again and Deidara was close to sleeping. Kisame got his access and payed the fee. He drove in and went to there spot.
"Wakey-Wakey everyone. We're here!" Kisame chimed.
Hidan slowly opened his eyes and yawned. He stretched and got out of the car. He looked around and saw all of the others that wpuld be trying to communicate with them. Hidan looked at there neighbors and saw an all too familiar truck.
"Fuck no." He said to himself.
"What, un?" Deidara asked.
"Hn? Oh, nothing." Hidan said turning around and going to unpack their junk and set the camper in place.
They were here to relax. Not to be fighting. Well, Deidara and Kisame were here for that. Hidan wouldn't mind getting in a few fights.
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Hope you liked!! The next chapter will tell you who their neighbors are. PLEZ R&R!!!!!
