Ring…Ring…Ring…RING!!
"Hello?"
"Hello?"
"Who is this?"
"Who is this?"
"Jacob?"
"…"
"Jacob what the hell do you want?"
"How'd ya know it was me?!"
"Lucky guess."
"Woah, you must be really lucky then!"
"Jacob, you are utterly absurd."
"Wha?"
"Idiot."
"That's not nice!!"
"Your face isn't nice."
"…"
"Goodbye."
"No, wait!"
"What!?"
"Knock knock."
"Ugh, Jacob I don't have time for these childish games!"
"I said: knock knock!!"
*Sigh* "Okay, who's there?"
"ME!"
"Me, who?"
"No, it's just me…"
"Dammit, Jacob who's at the fucking door?"
"Uhh…me?"
"Jacob, I'm on the phone with you. So, who in the hell is at my door?"
"Me, retard!"
"Me, who? Who is this 'Me' person, I demand to know!!"
*Sighs heavily* "God, your stupid!"
"I am not! Now, I demand to know who is at my door, Jacob Black!"
"I give up. Open your door and find out, retard!"
"Jacob there's no one there. Why would you lie to me!?"
"…"
(Bella) Who lied to you?
(Edward) Jacob! He said 'Knock knock' and I said 'Who's there' he said 'me' and when I opened the door no one was there.
"You retard!!"
(Bella) Uh, Edward, it's called a knock knock joke…
(Edward) Yes, but he lied to me, love!
"Uh huh…right…"
BEEP.
(Edward) And now he hung up on me!!
(Bella) *shakes head* Maybe Jacob is the smart one…
(Bella and Edward in unison) Nah.