What'd you do to me?!

Yeah, so another FMA ficcy, but I like it ^_^ Plus I can't think of any other pairings that I'd want to write about XD

Figured I should warn you about harsh drug references, sex, nudity and violence, so rated M.

Oh, and Edo-kun's about 19 in this fic.
Chapter 1

"Get back here you son of a bitch!" Edward yelled, transmuting his arm.
"You'll have to catch me FullMetal pipsqueak!" Yelled the perp. Edward chased him through the warehouse, determined to get him for the 'short' comment. All went quiet, and Edward went into to caution mode.

"I know you're here, come out." He muttered. There was a chuckle, and a shuffle of feet. Before Ed knew it, he was showered with powder. He spat and shook, and tasted something bitter.

Laughter rang through the warehouse.
"I got you now runt, in 5 minutes you'll be mine. You and that sweet body of yours heheh." Edward started to feel woozy, his head swimming.

Suddenly, his legs gave in, and he dropped to his knees.
"What's...happening to me?" He asked, a smiled breaking across his face.
"Hahaha, gotcha." Yelled the perp. He hopped off the boxes, and grabbed the boy. He crashed his lips against Edward's, who in return kissed him back.

The front doors to the warehouse burst open, and Roy and his team rushed in.
"Fullmetal! Divide and search, remember the guy we're after is a known rapist." How could he forget? The thought of someone claiming Edward's innocence, was more than he could bare.

Roy turned a corner, and heard something.
"More..." Edward moaned. It can't be! Roy snuck up on the rapist, and placed his hand, ready to 'fire' to his head, his rage brimming.
"What have you done to him?!" He asked, his hand shaking. His fingers were itching to click, but he showed restraint.
"I didn't do anything, see the beautiful snow in his hair?" The perp said, grinning. From a long distance, Riza was 'manning' the sniper, a clear shot to the rapist's head.
"Sir, I have the shot. Permission to fire." Riza requested. Roy shook his head.

"You're going to burn you filth. I'm going to make sure you never poison anyone ever again." Edward was still in his daze, and moved in front of his rapist.
"No Roy! Don't hurt him, I...I need him!" He moaned. Roy's eyes widened in shock.

Hughes showed up at the last moment (again). He rushed in and grabbed the intoxicated youth. As soon as Edward was clear, Roy's fingers snapped and the perp went up in flames, along with most of the warehouse. However, they weren't at a total loss. They had evidence.

Edward was transported to a hospital, where the drugs were combed from his matted hair. The doctors handed over the evidence to the military, and Roy sat in with Edward, who was asleep.

A few hours later, and Edward awoke. He was still dizzy, and was still full of lust.
"Roy? Why did you stop me? I..." Tears welled in Edward's eyes, and he jumped onto Roy. He shuffled into his lap, grinding against him. Roy blushed, until Edward kissed him. Roy tried to fight him off, to no avail.
"Roy, please I...I need it! Won't you...help me?" Edward asked, picking up the pace.

Roy pushed Edward off, and held him down. He never even knew Edward's hips could move like that. His heart broke as he thought of how Edward would return to normal once these drugs were out of his system. But what if he could keep this going?

Roy shook his head.
"Edward, listen to me. You don't need sex; you need water and plenty of rest. I love you." Roy ended his sentence in a shaky voice. His lip quivered, and he left the room...Not to be seen until morning.

8:00am. Roy is in his office, his mind wandering back to Edward. And who should walk through the door but the very person he was thinking about.
"E-FullMetal. How are you feeling today?" Roy asked. Edward looked confused.
"What do you mean? Did something happen yesterday?" He asked. Roy's eyes snapped open. He didn't remember?
"I uh...no! I mean uh..." Roy stuttered. Edward shut and locked the door.
"Okay, either start making sense or my fist starts making friends." Edward said, anger in his voice and his fist in Roy's face. Roy grabbed his wrist and wrangled him to the desk.
"I am your commanding officer, and you will show me respect. Or do I have to...You know what forget it." Roy said, released Edward and stormed out, leaving a trail of papers in his wake. He headed to the evidence locker, where remnants of the drug raid/ rapist capture was stored. He took a small packet, and stuffed it in his coat. He then went to the canteen and ordered two terrible coffees.

Roy returned to his office, only to find Edward asleep on his sofa. He cleared his throat, and Edward jumped awake.
"There you are, I-..." Edward was cut off by a cup of coffee in his face. "Oh...thanks" Roy returned to his seat in silence, fidgeting slightly. Edward took a sip of his coffee, and made a bad face.
"Urgh, bitter. Did you even bring any sugar? This coffee's about as bitter as your attitude." Edward said.

Roy ignored him. But why was he being such a bastard? Well, more so than usual. In the end, Edward just left his report on the sofa and left.

As Roy returned home, he was met by a flash of gold sat on his sofa.
"FullMetal? What are you..." Suddenly it hit Roy. The coffee. Edward ran up to Roy, and threw his coat off.
"Roy, I want you. Right here, right now." Edward pleaded. Roy just couldn't help himself, and threw his own coat off, pushing Edward onto the floor in front of the fireplace.