The rise of a queen is nothing

compared to the fall

of a queen. I, Blairodius, the fair, was a queen

who sat upon the steps of the Met, my throne,

and ruled a school, my kingdom,

alongside my boyfriend Natius, the King.

But his heart belonged to another

Serene, my best friend, most loyal handmaiden.

So besotted, so trusting was I that I didn't notice

the wool that'd been pulled over my eyes.

Give his heart to her,

sweet Natius did, and divorced his path from mine

on the very night the parents who raised him

fairly cooed at the sight of the family ring upon my hand.

My heart in pieces, my mind fairing worse,

I sought comfort in Chucas, friend to

Natius, Serene and I for as long as eachother.

Comfort me, he did, in the most physical of fashions

not once but twice…

thrice…

mayhaps a fourth time…

But as days passed

and as Chucas and I comforted each other

while hidden in shadows I forgot

about that omnipresent narrator who loved to shed light,

Gossip Girl.

And shed light she did,

not even a week after Natius

came back into the warmth of my arms,

though he left soon after

feeling betrayed by me.

Still, I held my head high,

I walked to the Met,

but sitting down

halfway to the step Penelopes,

once a loyal lady-in-waiting,

spoke:

"No, Blairodius, the ruined,

you cannot keep your own affairs in order,

how are you to arrange the affairs of an entire kingom?"

Then she turned to Little J,

a former minion scorned,

and spoke once again:

"Little J, the fair,

come here; sit beside me,

chat mindlessly,

have some of what I've to eat,

I don't need it."

With a certain hesitation, Little J stepped up.

Seeing that hesitation, I grabbed her,

pulled her to me by her arm,

whispering these threatening words with venom:

"If you leave me now I swear

I will ruin you."

But they were the words of an empty threat

and Little J knew this too. She turned to me

whispered right back:

"And how are you going to manage as much?"

And just like that my kingdom was gone.