Debbie's Story

This was writen for one of my sisters, she asked for it after she saw there were no stories under this paring, so here it is, please don't complain that you don't like the paring, I didn't right it for approval. Love you Debbie! Forever yours Alec!

"Hey Al!" Albus Severus Potter turned to see David Jordan waving to him.

"Hey. Whst's up?" Al asked as David caught up to him.

"I was wondering if you knew the name of the bloke your brother was snogging this morning outside the library. People keep asking me, and I've got zip to tell them."

Al paused for a second, "My brother's strait." He said confused, "He wouldn't be snogging a bloke."

"Well,I saw it, and it was definitely a boy."

"Albus shook his head, "No, my brother's strait. I share a dorm with him for God's sake, he's brought back more girls that I care to think about. My brother's strait."

"Whatever, I'll start directing people to you so you can explain it yourself. Later Al."

"Bye." Al continued to stare blankly ahead for a few moments, "My brother's strait. ... right? Of coarse he is. My brother is strait."

- - - -

Albus took his normal seat beside Scorpius Malfoy (it was still highly unusual for Gryffindors and Slytherins to sit together) in Transfiguration class.

"Morning Al." Scorpius said.

"Hi." He said absentmindedly, before continuing to mumbled to himself. Scorpius leaned closer to understand what he was saying:

"... My brother's strait, my brother's strait, my brother's strait, my brother's strait..."

Scorpious started laughing so hard, he fell off the bench and was laying in the isle.

"Mr. Malfoy?" Professor McGonagal asked standing over him, "Something you would like to share with the class?"

"No Professor." Scorpious finally managed to choak out around his laughter

"Very well. Would you be kind enough to step out into the hall until you have composed yourself enough to rejoin us?"

"Yes Professor." He chuckled hauling himself to his feet.

- - - -

Albus was in his way to the library, when he unfortunately happened upon James pinning someone to a door. The same door in fact, that he needed to pass through; it was the closest way to get to the library and he was already running late to meet Rose.

"Umm... James, I need to get through, I'm running late."

James pulled away to look at him, "Sorry." He muttered stepping away. In that moment, Albus locked eyes with the other person he had interrupted. Al's eyes widened in shock as he slid down the wall behind him.

"AL?" James asked quickly kneeling beside him, "You ok?"

"M-my brother's not strait!"

Scorpius Malfoy collapsed into another fit of laughter, clutching the door knob for support. James looked back and for the between his brother and his boyfriend confused, "I feel so out of the loop."

FIN!