Title: Santa's unfortunate events
Chapter 1- Christmas Delivery
One snowy night on Christmas eve Santa Clause was doing his normal delivery: giving presents all over the world to the pleasing little children.
"Let's see I've gone to Texas, and all those. Oh yes, now China." Old saint nick said as he was passing the ocean.
" Oh I love China;. they leave me tea instead of milk and I really need to lay off the milk." Santa said pinching his big belly.
The first house he went to was a green house with a small chimney. "Why can't they make those things bigger so it won't hurt so much?" Santa pondered plugging his nose as he crept down the chimney. He silently stepped into the house and found a note:
Dear Santa
I want a PS3, so yeah.
and I want a new computer
because my mom broke my other one
from Billy
"Oh that Billy is such a good boy!"Santa said esteeming. Santa pulled a computer and a PS3 and put it under the tree and left. After all the houses he went through there was one more house and his job was complete. "Well I can wait to go home to my wife Dorothy." Santa said with joyful red cheeks.
When he had arrived the house had a big sign that said:
CARMELITA
"Wow Santa." Santa said "Someone must like their child a lot to put her name on the roof."
When he arrived it was quiet and peaceful on the fire place was a note :
You have what we want!
After reading the note he looked puzzled and then saw the face of Esme Squalor standing in the middle of the room with a gun. "Hello fatty" she said with an evil smile