Superman Noodles
Kisa no own Naruto.
Warning: Contains a disturbing image.
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Naruto sighed in relief as he finally walked through the door of his apartment. Team 7 had been on mission, after mission, after mission for a month with only 2 days of rest in between... at the most. Naruto was tired and hungry but still Sasuke invaded his thoughts.
He had to rescue his friend, no matter what, because that's what friends do. Naruto's thoughts continued solemnly while his ramen spun in the microwave. When it beeped though, his mood immediately brightened. He went to his room planning to eat his ramen in bed and fall asleep watching T.V. He pushed the door open with his side, carefully watching the giant bowl in his hands.
"Konnichewa, Naruto" Naruto's had snapped up at the familiar voice.
"Sasuke!" Naruto exclaimed excitedly... until he saw the whole picture.
"I'll let you suck my noodle." Sasuke said with a smirk. The Uchiha Sasuke was laying on Naruto's bed, head resting on one hand, smirk on his face, and led cocked up in the air................... in nothing but a Superman thong.
Naruto's eyes were wide as he stared. "A..... Ah..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Screamed Naruto as he crashed through a wall and ran screaming down the streets of Kanoha, still clutching his ramen.
There are places that Superman just shouldn't go.
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Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! that was a stupid idea I had the other day IDK. Hahahahahahha....ha....ha...ha. I feel kinda bad for tormenting you guys with that image..... sry. TT