A/N: This is based on a joke that my friend told me this morning. I do not own Stargate SG-1 and all mistakes are mine. Read and review.
Night Out
General Jack O'Neill staggered home after a night out with his old team. He'd taken SG-1 (minus Sam, who was stuck in bed with the flu) out to a new bar that had opened recently.
In a way it reminded him of the times he'd spent off-world. Daniel passed out, Mitchell got drunk, Vala went off with some British guy and he and Teal'c had started a bar fight with some local thugs.
All in all, a pretty normal night out for Jack.
When he woke up the next morning, he found that he was in bed with the dog beside him in his wife's place.
Where was Sam? Then realisation dawned on him.
"Well I'll be damned," he said. "I must have been really drunk when I got home. I thought there was a lot of noise when I threw the dog out."