What's done in the bathroom stays in the bathroom
A/N: Another romantic fic and in the same day also my longest chapter evr! Yay personal achievement on fanfic! Lets go reviews extremely appreciated and also I need to know… God this sounds stupid… how to add a new chapter! Usually Im a tech godess but I need to know that explain it in the dumbest language you can thx!
Hinata P.O.V
'Hmm I m soooo bored' I thought. The class was listening to a lcture from Iruka sensei about…. Umm something? Shikamaru was drooling, more than usual even the high energy knuckle head seemed ready to drop. I let my eyes wander and my thoughts roll. ' I wonder if anyone knows I'm over Naruto? Yeah more like anyone cares if Naruto didn't see from when I was what twelve! Wow what a waste of time. Well Kiba said to look for some in the class I like… Oh he was talking about him oh maybe?
I looked over at Kiba 'Hmm strong, handsome but is part dog. I mean I'm low maintenance but I've got standards!' "Ruled out" I looked across to Shino 'Well I guess he's strong can't say if he's handsome but he plays with bugs' " Uhh next?" I whispered. Naruto ' Over & out Roger that' I'm definitely a judge and I'm Simon. So I started counting on my fingers the guys in the class. 'hmm someone is missing'. Then I started pointing at them. Hmmm
'What the hell why can I not get this!' I thought frustrated. Suddenly I felt something tap my shoulder there was a white folder leaf folded in a neat square beside my shoulder. I looked beside me and I saw Sasuke looking out the window. 'OHH! He's the guy I was missing!' I could imagine what Naruto would say I mean shout 'DIS!' I opened the note and in a black ink messy handwriting said What are you doing?
I could imagine his voice in my head cold, hard and unfeeling above all judgmental . 'No wonder I forgot him why would go out with a statue?' None of your business I wrote back in a neat purple cursive folded it into a small paper airplane and flicked it over. I smirked at him when he mouthed the word 'fancy'. I didn't bother watch to the rest of his reactions ' That is if the ice block reacts to anything' I thought . Most people think I'm a goody-little two shoes and care about people's feelings not that Sasuke has any but in case he does I don't care about people feelings, I don't care about people full stop. Another note appeared on my desk.
I sighed and picked it up. It said Didn't know you had an attitude. I glanced over to him a light smile was playing on the corners of his perfectly angled lips and the sun shining on them perfectly so they had a slight God like shimmer and.. ' OK thoughts stop!' I commanded in my mind. Anyway I could see the way he emphasized you. He underlined it twice. So I wrote It must be Topsy Turvy Day! the Ice Prince has a sense of humor! And FWI, I have an attitude and I'm not afraid to use it Duck butt. So the last part was a little cliché but I had to put it in. I folded it again and again making an origami bird and flapped its wings a couple times and blowed to make it float to him. His mouth opened slightly but he quickly masked his surprise with his usual nonchalant attitude. Of course trying to act cool he ended up ripping it. I suppressed an oncoming giggle he just glared at me and continued to open it. I started to stare at the ceiling out of complete and utter boredom. That doesn't even cover how bored I am umm lets see bordacious, boredumascity ummm.
*Tap tap* What the hell I thought I turned and glared at Sasuke he just smirked and pushed the note back over to me. I just grabbed it and faced the board I thought only girly girls carry on these conversations! I looked over to Ino and Sakura. Ino looked almost ready to irrupt Sakura must be really annoying her. I opened the note. Hmm original I guess better than Sasgay and teme I don't even know what that means and I'm not gay incase you were wondering. I started to blush the …. Thought hadn't crossed my mind… Ok it did he is wearing cute shorts and Naruto did call him that almost every day and he is hot and has a great body and I'm sure a lot of dudes would go for him I mean I would… n-not. Maybe I'm being stalker psycho crazy? I mean I couldn't get Naruto so I go for his best friend? Sounds more like a Degrassi episode. Ok time to end this Why do you keep talking to me? I wrote in red ink just to get my point across. I threw it over to him crumpled up and crushed. He raised a perfect eyebrow as if saying ' What no fancy paper folding this time?' I just rolled my eyes. He read the note and across his face played a flurry of emotions like a slot machine finally settling on… angry? 'Jackpot?' I thought confused. I just stared at the note when it came back like it was cursed or something I used the eraser of my pencil an poked it … just incase. I looked over to Sasuke who was staring at me… a lot. 'Okaay?' I gathered all my courage that I ha been saving for something …big well along the lines of giving my life for the one I love which at the time was Naruto but since that dream died I might as well use it. To open this note. I'm talking to you because I like you…a lot and now that your over the dobe maybe we can hook up tonight at the bar? He did not just write that. No way! NO WAY IN HELL! The the … whore! Prick whatever! I crushed the paper into a ball and threw it hitting him in the head. Then flipped him off! Ok I didn't really do that but inner Hinata did.
Stupid Uchiha! Hump me then dump me do I look like sakura! Ass! Naruto interrupted my thoughts by blaring out "CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM!" Iruka sensei sighed and said yes. "Can I go too?" asked a high pitched voice you didn't have to look to see it was Sakura but I wanted to look to see which glare she was using. The I-will-kill-you-tonight or I-will –stalk-you-until-you-die –which might be tonight one. I looked up yep it was the stalking one that is one of Iruka's greatest fears and Every other boy and sometimes girl in the class and especially Sasuke I cut a glance at Sasuke who had gone paler than usual. 'Oh yea feel the horror'. "Sure?" stammered out Iruka. "Anyone else?"he asked. The rest of the class put up their hands. "We just want to go" muttered Neji but it was loud enough for Iruka to hear. "to the bathroom!" exclaimed Kiba trying to cover for Neji but it was too late. "Well Hyuga if you want to go so bad go" he said. "Really?" asked Neji starting to get up. "Of course Hyuga….Hinata" he said grinning."You can go"
"That's messed up" Neji muttered again I flashed him a peace sign as I came out the door. I really was going to the bathroom until I saw what was in there!
A/N: Ok as always R&R but some things bout the fic. Oragami thing it looked cool in Scooby Doo okay! umm the new boredom words yea I was in 'the mood' interpret that anyway you want! Teme! What does that mean really I don't know unless its idiot soo… any help in that? Red ink I always heard it was bad to write in red ink so can anyone by chance explain that to me? Sakura's stares we all know that she's …. Yea we all get that right? Any other questions just ask!
