It seemed like any regular day in South Park; mildly cold but yet mildly warm. Stan seemed to be having a great day (for once), ever since he entered his teenage years, he never had a full night's rest and it's been getting on his last nerve, so he took Kenny's advice and went to sleep much earlier then he usually would. Once he tried going to sleep an hour before he would usually but it didn't make much of a difference, so this time instead of going to seem past 2 in the morning he went to sleep at ten o'clock.

Stan was feeling quite fresh and pimp, he really liked it, he felt so ecstatic that he could even go up to Kyle and finally confess his love. But he knew deep down inside that he'd chicken out the last minute, or he'd puke all over Kyle, like he would usually to Wendy. Wendy however, was another problem.

I haven't been feeling the heat with her anymore. I stopped puking on her ever since I realized that I'm actually in love with Kyle. We have been together since I could remember, well actually since the 4th grade, and we had our ups and downs, but we got through it. I just feel like there's something blocking us, that it's not only me which is avoiding her. I feel like she's trying to avoid me. Actually I couldn't care less but that's not her. Maybe I'm just too boring for her now. I guess after 7 years of dating you'd get bored of the person, right?

As I got into my usual clothes for the day ahead I thought of ways to tell Wendy it's over between us, but none of them seemed all that hot. I mean just being blunt to her and just blurting it all out would break her heart but setting the mood makes it seem like I over thought it, which is the last thing I want her to think. How creepy would it be? I'd be as if I planned it all out to perfection. That's the last thing I'd want her to think; that I'm a complete perfectionist. That's something I'm not, for sure.

I walked to school because I got up early as well for one reason or another, and besides having some fresh air never really hurt anyone. I bet I'd be the first one at school. I don't really know anyone who gets to school this early unless it's to do morning practices, but those people are complete jocks.

I went through the back of South Park High because my locker was near the back. Thank god our lockers are somewhat bigger now. With all the subjects I'm studying, I sure need the space.

When I was on school property I heard Wendy's voice in the distance. It was very vivid but as I came closer it seemed as if she was speaking at a low tone to someone. I wanted to wave at her when I was getting close enough for her to see me, but I stopped and got behind a tree because then I saw she was with someone else.

At first I didn't realize who this blonde haired person was but after squinting to see the other person better, I came to realize that it was in fact Bebe. I tried to make out what they were saying. Staying in one spot made my fingers cold, so I tried to blow some of my warm breath on them. It made me truly feel like a hobo though. It reminded me of that one time we found Kenny with a bunch of homeless people, standing around this trash bin that had substances inside which were burning. That was one time we lost Kenny to drugs and he ran away because he felt like we didn't understand him or something. I mean he should know drugs are bad. For all the years that Mr. Mackey told us that drugs were bad, Kenny had to go out there and get addicted to them. But now Kenny is alright, I guess. He says that he's not doing them anymore but I'm not sure if he's telling us the truth because every time we ask him about it he changes the subject. He tells us he's been 12 weeks sober and pot free. I mean he could be getting drunk without knowing you know. His dad does have a huge supply of beer so he might go in the fridge and steal some for himself. Nobody really knows, because when they would call him up to hang out he'd refuse the offer most of the time.

Now I was really getting curious what Wendy and Bebe might be talking about behind the school all by themselves. Could it be about getting a make-over, maybe a super secretive plan to go shopping? That couldnt be it. I tried to listen really carefully because it seemed as if at this moment in time they were talking about me actually.

"Ohmigawd, Bebe. You're so much better than that stupid air head Stan. I mean, I'm still only with him out of pity. If it wasn't for him I'd totally be ALL yours, Bebe," Wendy said while playing with Bebe's hair, twirling it around her finger like it was some telephone cord.

"I've got a great idea Wendy!" Bebe replied, happily and joyfully and hugged Wendy closer.

I didn't really like the feeling of this, this seemed horrible.

"Yeah, what is it sweetie?"

"You should totally dump him, so we could be finally together, like you always told me."

WHAT?

"Yeah, why didn't I think of that sooner? But Bebe, I just don't wonna break Stan's heart and all. We have been together for quite a while and I don't wonna upset him and…"

Wendy interrupted Bebe. Bebe placed her finger on Wendy's mouth and said, "Shhhh, didn't you say you wanted me more than anything in this world. Dump the loser. Besides didn't you say he wasn't your type? That you got for the smart and brave."

"Yeah I do…but…"

"Shhh shhh, today, just dump him. That is, if you don't have feelings for him anymore."

"Of course I don't have feelings for Stan anymore!"

"Do you, now?"

"No I don't."

"Are you sure you don't have any old feelings hidden away?"

"No I don't," Wendy repeated it again like a broken record.

"Then prove it sister."

Right then Wendy got closer to Bebe and kissed her. I was stunned. There were no words to describe how surprised I was to see my girlfriend KISS another GIRL. My jaw basically dropped to the floor.

When they finished their little lovey-dovey moment Wendy looked straight into Bebe's eyes. Then Bebe said in a low voice, "Break that dork's heart so we can finally be together. I've been waiting on you for so long. I love you Wendy, so much."

"Oh Bebe, how longed I yearned to hear those words from you." And once more they kissed.

And at that very moment in time, I found out that Wendy was lesbian for Bebe.