Ok, this isn't really a crackfic. It's a really really random fic centered around Jazz, yes, but it's not really a crackfic. This is for humorous and entertainment purposes. Enjoy~
There really shouldn't be a summary for this but:
Short Summary: Jazz just got her new car. Look what happens when she tries to find it in the Nasty Burger parking lot...
LOOOL. I got this idea for class and I'm going to try it here. See what happens xD
Jazz just got her new driver's license last week. She worked very hard to try and pass her test, and with alot of practice, she managed to succeed. Not only that, but her parents also allowed her to buy a brand new shiny red stylish car, so now she can ride wherever she wants, whenever she wants. For once, she could actually feel the envy coming off her friends and Danny.
She had just finished hanging out with her friends at the Nasty Burger, so she headed towards the parking lot. It looked like a beautiful day... the sun was shining... everyone was laughing and having fun... it had a very positive effect on her personality. She smiled as she started walking towards her parking space when... it wasn't there. Jazz's eyes widened, in the spot of her car, was a white horse with a long golden horn.
It had to be a unicorn.
"Uh..." Jazz apprehensively stammered at the sight. The horse raised it's head up and apathetically stared at Jazz's awkward gaze. "Hey, how ya doing?" The unicorn asked plainly in a casual way.
"So... um... whatcha doing?" Jazz asked, unable to think of any way to get around this weird situation. "What are you doing?" The four-legged creature snapped and countered back. Jazz blinked slowly, rubbed her eyes but it had no effect. The unicorn was still there, sarcastic and caustic as ever.
"Well. I was going to my new car." The horse only stared at her with those blue enchanted eyes and that white mane of fur. "Hmm... So... where exactly is it?"
"I... don't know... maybe you have a clue..." The Unicorn only neighed in response, thrusting it's two front legs forward in a upward motion, which frightened Jazz a little by sending her back. "How should I know? I'm a Pegasus for god's sake."
"Where's my car!" Jazz suddenly screamed at the horse, fed up with his careless attitude. "I said I don't know. Maybe you should ask Batholomew or maybe the witches that live nearby. Mind you, I'm just a flying winged unicorn. Can't you just give me a moment of peace?" The slick manner of that statement made Jazz boil in anger. She put on an angry expression before yelling,
"WHERE'S MY CAR! I HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!" The horse spluttered from the abruptness of Jazz's countering demand. "If you want, I can give you a ride home."
"That would be great."
"I was joking. Hey, I'll see you later." The horse took no hesitation to take a peek at Jazz's peeved expression to take off into the air, sprouting wings from his body instantly to get away.
And that's how Jazz lost her car.
Yep. Absolute Randomness.