THE STORY OF RATCHER: Prologue the characters
Hey, I'm RATCHER and I'm going to "make" my actors do the story I wrote.
Before I get started lets introduce them uh so you know them before I do the uh story.
(I also forgot something important, let's hope I remember)
There's me a awesome guy and I mean really awesome, my favourite colour would be green, but I got shiny gorgeous blue eyes, and blonde wavy hair, I know what a letdown :(
Then there's Alex he's a real fire head with light blue eyes, he's um really "angry" at times mainly because of others get in his way, he wears black leather jeans, and has red wavy hair like its going to kill you if you look at it long enough, um and he always wears his blue shirt, I know like who wears blue anyway to finish his description id call him "tough".
"WHAT IM NOT TOUGH" says Alex shouting at the top of his lungs
Sure, what about that time I went to your birthday party and you were shouting at that little kid for not giving you a present?
"He deserved it" mutters Alex in a low voice
SURE HE WAS 4 YEARS OLD, WHO SHOUTS AT A CHILD?
"People who want presents" says Alex in a rather delightful but rude tone
Ah right go up to a 4 year old kid then and shout at them for presents
"Um no" says Alex
Right anyway lets see our next actor, before Alex starts talking again
Trent he's very um well weird, he has a yellow T-shirt with a white patch of what seems to look like a eagle? Anyway he has brown eyes if I had to describe them I would define them um "unmissable", he has black dark hair and he wore blue tracksuit pants which looked as if they were almost loved by Trent, well to round things up as I said he's weird and random.
"Hey RATCHER" says Alex thinking really hard
WHAT?
"Can I get a pizza after this?" looms Alex
OK, fine I don't care just please get this done first
"Awwwww, I'm having Hawaiian" Alex says very quickly, faster than like the speed of a bullet
"I'm having anchovies and bacon" calls out Trent
Whatever guys, well on to our third actor at least this one isn't weird or has anger issues...
So this is Chelsea she's uh kind and pretty, she wears mostly pink and purple clothes (I think she's barbie) she loves to help people and her friends, her eyes are olivey green also she has blonde hair (barbie alert).
"Mmmmmm chocolate and sour cream for after the pizza" blurted out Trent
BANG BANG
"The pizza's are here" shouts Alex
"Yes, now I get to see if I can eat 8 slices like last time" says Trent while dancing and jumping round
WTF I said no pizzas till we did the story
"Screw that, I'm hungry now" grumbles Alex
Argh
Alex quickly opens the front door
(pizza man) $53.50 please
Alex looks at RATCHER
WHAT?
"uh, I left my wallet in my other pants" says Alex shyly grinning
"I wonder if pizzas feel pain" says Trent concentrating really hard
"Don't worry everyone I'll pay" smiles Chelsea cheerfully
Chelsea pays the pizza man and the pizza man leaves
Thanks Chelsea
"No worries" Chelsea cheers
"Dude" says Alex
What is it now?
"Your story is so screwed up" explains Alex
RATCHER sighs
How?
"Well I'm on the lounge right now why not tell everyone that?" explains Alex
Because if I told them everything everyone was doing I wouldn't have enough time to write about you actors, I'll write a proper story when its chapter 1
"I had a pet pig called pinkie" Trent tells everyone
"How lovely a pink pig" says Chelsea
"Pigs eeeww pigs are ugly beasts" claims Alex
"no their not, they are closely related to humans" Chelsea says back
"RATCHER why aren't you speaking?" calls out Trent
Maybe its because you guys might be quiet if I dont talk
"How can you say that, that's just mean" says Trent charmingly
Whatever
Alex grabs a slice of pizza and shoves the whole thing in his mouth
Trent grabs his weird pizza and starts eating it...yuck
"hahaha there's a weird animal in mine" laughs Trent
Uh right...keep eating it then, dont blame me when you vomit tomorrow
"Eeeww its some kind of dog meat" claims Alex
"I love dogs, their so cute" Chelsea smiles
"Mmmmmm dog meat" drools Trent
Eh right you keep eating that
"Ok, I will" says Trent back
Ok, lets talk about our fourth actor Tim he's a real "bad boy" he wears a black cap on backwards also he likes doing bad things (mental probably) he wears a blue jacket with a black zipper as well as blue trousers, id call him "anxious" to get out and about.
"Hey guys" Tim calls out
"what's up Tim?" Alex responds
"I dunno, I think I killed your pet cat though" exclaims Tim
"WTF I loved that cat" shouts Alex
"Oooooo cats I love cats" Chelsea calls out
"Where's RATCHER?" says Trent looking around
I'm here guys
"where were you?" calls out Alex
I went to the shops to get more milk
"I love milk" says Trent while grinning
That's weird Trent didn't say anything weird or random
"Like the caterpillar I'm changing my form" calmly says Trent
Ok he's still weird
"Agreed" everyone shouts
Well lets get on with the story then
"Promise to write when I sit down?
Ok, but you can't keep sitting and standing up every minute
"Fine" Alex says grumpily
Anyway guys looks like this is the end of the prologue
By the way the wonderful house that RATCHER, Trent, Alex and Chelsea live in is owned by them, so dont even think about asking me to let you live there :P
SEE YA IN CHAPTER 1
