Hi! This is my Ouran High School Host Club fanfic! I've been working on this for awhile. The OC's are based on me and my friends.
Rika- Me
Kagami & Maiko- BFFLS Actually twins
Amaya- BFF
Hitoshi- Childhood friend, BFF
Avaron- BFF
Chapter One
Fuck. Just perfect. Kagami keeps trying to make this story HER point of view, and to kill Hitoshi. But the second part isn't that important! My name is Rika Ishikawa. I'm here in the elite Ouran Academy along with my friends, Amaya Iwate, Kagami and Maiko Hokkaido, and Hitoshi Niigata. The five of us had been great childhood friends in the orphanage we used to live in until our "parents" Akihiro and Masuyo adopted us. (A/N: Psh, trying to be the next Madonna's!)
The two are very rich and here we are now. It is after school hours and this goofy yellow dress is annoying me. Amaya clutched her white bun-bun she had since she was a baby, and Kagami keeps on chasing Hitoshi down the hallways of the large castle called a schoolhouse. Maiko kept spinning around since she loved wearing long skirts and to dance.
"GET BACK HERE HITOSHI!" screamed Kagami.
"Jesus… does the girl know that it's not right to kill people inside school?" Amaya asked. I shrugged my shoulders and kept on walking with Amaya as Maiko followed behind us still spinning. Hitoshi ran into a supply closet, and Kagami who didn't notice, as usual, ran into an abandoned music room.
"KAGAMI WAIT!" Amaya and I shouted as we rushed into the room with Maiko, who stopped spinning, following. We entered the room and in front of us, were… guys…hot guys…and a lot of tall hot guys…
"Amaya" I whispered tugging on her arm.
"Yes Rika?" she asked.
"I see a bunch of rapists" I replied. Their faces turned white as they heard me and then a very tall blond one came up to us.
"Why hello ladies, and I believe it is by fate that we meet" he spoke. Amaya raised her eyebrows at the weird guy. Kagami who was at our side tackled him screaming, and then ran off towards a rapist with black hair and glasses. He stood up and his facial expression was in an upset tone.
"Rika" Amaya stated.
"Yes?" I replied.
"These aren't potential rapists. They are a host club"
"FUCK!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. "IT'D BE BETTER IF THEY WERE RAPISTS! WE'D HAVE RAPE KITS, BUT COME ON! A HOST CLUB! YOU REALLY THINK GIRLS ARE INTO THIS CRAP?"
"According to all of our customers, yes, girls are into this" said the guy Kagami kept bugging. There were two twin boys, one with orange hair, the other with a dark ash color. One (orange hair) started crying.
"Kaoru! What's wrong?" asked the other twin.
"The girl over there. She hurt my feelings Hikaru" "Kaoru" told him.
"Don't worry Kaoru. I'll protect you. Forever" Hikaru told him hugging him. Then a bunch of girls screamed in amusement.
"RAPIST HOSTS AND HOMOS! THIS DAY KEEPS GETTING WORSE!" I screamed.
"Rika! Calm down! Besides let's dance! I'm bored anyways, and I have my iPod!" Maiko sung as she plugged in her iPod into a speaker. "Never mind" she said as she took mine and started to play songs from DDR. She grabbed my arm and started making me dance. I would've given in completely, one if we weren't surrounded by rapists and if I wasn't pissed off.
Maiko kept spinning me around and (due to my clumsiness) I tripped and fell on my ass. Maiko still kept dancing. Amaya slowly started to give into the dancing and then Kagami joined us. Soon the all started to do a kick line! The door slowly opened.
"Guys… I'm lonely outside… where are you?" Hitoshi asked.
"In here…" I said.
"Why is there a host club here… I thought you guys hated that crap?" he asked.
"We do. Kagami thought you were in here" I explained as I stood up.
"Then…why are they… dancing?"
"Maiko"
"Ah" Hitoshi replied.
"Who are you?" asked the tall blond idiot.
"OUR CUDDLY WUDDLY TEDDY BEAR! WHO IM GOING TO KILL!" shouted Kagami as she attacked Hitoshi.
"GET OFF OF ME!" he shrieked as she started punching him. The two twins started laughing.
A girl with very short brown hair was serving instant coffee. And she was dressed as a guy!
"Um excuse me… can we talk privately please?" I asked her.
"Uh… sure…" she replied.
"NO! HARUHI! DON'T LEAVE DADDY'S SIDE!" the blond idiot yelled. I grabbed her hand and pulled her out for a moment.
"Why is it that you are pretending to be a male student and in the host club?" I asked her.
"What are you talking about?" she asked nervously.
"Oh come on! Only idiots would believe that you're a guy!"
"But…I am…" she continued.
"No you aren't. You're a female. Anyone can see. Unless you're a person that goes to this school" I said.
The girl snickered. "You know, I think I'm going to like you guys. And yes…I am a girl. I only work for the Host Club because I owe them money after I broke a really, really expensive vase"
"What morons… anyway let's go back in there before the blond idiot goes insane". We walked inside and saw the tall blond one in a corner crying. Amaya was talking to the really short one who had a toy bunny also, but pink. Kagami kept punching Hitoshi, Maiko was sitting down since she decided not to dance anymore, and Hitoshi was screaming. A girl with caramel hair was sitting in the room and kept staring at Hitoshi. Was she interested in him? Was this a bad first impression? Probably, no girl likes a guy that can get beaten up by a girl wearing a dress.
The blond idiot got out of the corner and started hugging the female "transvestite" and asking her things if I hurt her in anyway. I sighed and sat down next to Maiko.
"Yes?" she asked.
"Why?" I questioned.
"Why what?"
"Why did we have to be adopted. I mean it's nice, but I think we can handle ourselves more at the orphanage than getting used to all of this luxury" I told Maiko.
"I know, but come on, maybe this time it will be keepers" Maiko responded as she put her hand on my shoulder. Maiko and Kagami had been returned to the orphanage since people couldn't get used to their bouncy and happy attitudes and pranks. Hitoshi was hated by people because he believed in something called hope. Amaya wasn't liked since she was gothic. And I was a combination of all four. All of us were combinations, since every bit of us had rubbed off on each other.
"THAT WAS SO SWEET!" yelled the blond idiot with fake tears as he hugged us.
"GET OFF!" Maiko and I both yelled. Maiko pushed him off and he fell onto the floor.
"Looks like milord got hurt by girls again. A twin girl. How is you're relationship with your sister?" one of the twin boys asked Maiko.
"Pretty average. She's just my sister and friend every now and then."
"WHAT!" they were mortified.
"Yeah. We're just sisters," Kagami said as she jumped onto Maiko's back, "She's older so I get piggy back rides!"
"No you don't!" Maiko shouted as she threw Kagami off of her.
"Where are our manners?" asked the glasses guy.
"My name is Tamaki Suoh!" said the tall blond. "That is Mitsukini (Honey) Honinozuka, and Takashi (Mori) Morinozuka. They are third years! Over there is Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin, they're first years, and there is Kyoya Ootori, second year like moi, and my little daughter Haruhi Fujioka, first year. Now that we've introduced ourselves, you must introduce yourselves"
Amaya stepped forward being the oldest out of our group right now, "My name is Amaya Iwate, second year, the boy is Hitoshi Niigata, second year, Kagami and Maiko Hokkaido, first years, and Rika Ishikawa, first year"
"Okay…so there are five teenagers, one is a guy, and the rest are girls, and he's straight. You haven't jumped on any of them yet?" Hikaru asked.
Kagami slapped Hitoshi on accident due to her muscle spasms.
"GET YOUR MUSCLES BACK INTO ORDER!" he yelled.
"Not my fault!" Kagami sang.
"Uh…yes it is" I replied. Hitoshi growled.
"Back in your cage tiger!" Maiko yelled.
"I'm leaving" Amaya stated as she left the room and we all followed her. If Amaya was mad or pissed then so were we. If she was happy or excited, so were we. She's not the leader, she just has the most affect with emotions on you.
"The first day wasn't so bad was it?" I asked.
"Yeah. Like Kagami trying to kill me is fun" Hitoshi stated sarcastically.
"WHY YES IT IS!" Kagami replied.
So it's about a week after our encounter with the Host Club. And today the teacher said that we're getting a project with partners. Isn't that great? I sat down at my desk tapping my fingers on it waiting for the assignment to be handed out.
"Hello class. I have a special assignment that I'd like to tell you all about. You're all going to be paired up and you have to take care of a fake baby. The baby will have to be taken care of and I will be able to know what you do to it. I have assigned you all partners and when you are called sit next to your partner. Now since we have an even amount of boys and girls, there will be mothers and fathers. And if you're gay…too bad!"
The teacher had started to call out names for partners.
"Kagami Hokkaido and Ritsu Kasanoda are proud parents of a not really healthy weird looking baby boy!". Kagami sat next to a guy with weird red hair and got handed their baby. "Maiko Hokkaido and Hikaru Hitachiin are parents of a baby boy," "Rika Ishikawa and Kaoru Hitachiin are parents of a baby girl," "Renge Houshakuji and Haruhi Fujioka are parents of a baby girl" The teacher spoke and then said more names. I sat next to the twin with orange hair and ignored him while he held the baby.
"What a stupid piece of plastic" I heard Hikaru say while Maiko was cooing and tickling the fake baby.
"This assignment is stupid" I mumbled.
"The baby is so cute…I think…" Kaoru said.
"I LOVE MY BABY!" Kagami shouted as she spun around holding her baby and thanks to her muscle spasms, it fell out of the window. You start to hear crying noises coming from a hunk of plastic!
"The assignment didn't officially start yet and you killed your child?" the teacher questioned.
"Can we get a new baby?" Kasanoda asked.
"Would you leave you're real child there?"
"I was going to say yes…but if you put it that way…" Kagami stated.
"Go get the baby!" the teacher yelled.
Kagami and Kasanoda ran outside an hour later since they had forgotten about their child. Its head had fallen off.
"What the hell?" asked Kagami. Kasanoda shrugged. Kaoru Hitachiin walked by them whistling holding a screwdriver and an outfit for the baby girl he has to wear that his mother designed.
"It has screwdriver markings on it"
"I have an idea!" Kagami shouted as she took a hammer and nails out of her pocket.
"Oh no" Kasanoda spoke as he looked at the psychotic girl who started nailing the baby's head back onto the body.
"He'll look as beautiful as ever!" Kagami sang
"WAIT DON'T DO THAT!" Kasanoda yelled.
"Well if we had a real child and his head fell off where would we go?"
"…The…hospital…?"
"TO THE HOSPITAL WE GO!" Kagami shouted as she tugged on Kasanoda's arm.
I sat at a table during lunch waiting for Kaoru to come back with whatever he was going to get for the baby.
"Honey! I'm home!" Kaoru said as he sat down.
"Call me honey one more time and you'll lose the thing that makes you pee"`
"Okay, darling" Kaoru snickered. I glared at him.
"So what did you get for the baby thing?" I asked him.
"Our child is not a thing!" he replied.
"Fine. What did you get for the plastic?"
"THAT'S EVEN WORSE!"
"What did you bring for the baby?" I asked the guy one more time.
"A dress!" Kaoru responded holding up a pink dress with puffy sleeves, and a puffy bottom, yellow ribbons on the bottom, and a thin headband that was light pink and had a yellow ribbon on it.
"Our kid is NOT wearing that!"
"YES SHE IS!"
"NO WAY IN HELL IS THE BABY WEARING THAT!"
"Why not!" Kaoru whined.
"Because, it's pink, frilly, itchy, and too girly!"
"NU UH!"
"NOT PROPER LANGUAGE!"
"SHUT UP!"
"WHY DON'T YOU!"
Many people started to stare at us.
"LET ME PUT IT ON THE BABY!"
"AW HELL NO!" I shouted. Then the idiot host club came up to us. God…are you there? If you are, can you give me a gun right now? Or a bomb? At least a machete!
"What's going on- OH MY GOD A BABY!" Tamaki yelled and ran up to it and started tickling it, not realizing that it was fake. The baby recording then giggled. Stupid idiot.
I looked over to see Maiko taking extra care of her baby, with Hikaru nowhere to be found. Her baby boy was wearing a blue shirt with green pants. She walked over to us and sat down.
"Do you think the school sells warm milk for babies?" she wondered aloud. My god she's stupid…
"You know you can't really feed this thing right?" I asked her.
She looked at me with wide eyes and sarcastically said "But then it will starve!"
"But the mouth doesn't open!" Haruhi laughed.
"OK! I get it now! She wants us to take care of the baby with love and stuff, we don't have to feed it, and we have to protect it at all costs. I missed the feeding it part though cause the baby was so kawaii!" I rolled my eyes at her.
"NO really? And how can you take care of the baby if you're always so depressed Maiko?"
"IM NOT DEPRESSD!" She whined/ screamed.
"Yes you are." I said broadly. "And where did you get the protecting thing from?"
"Well the teacher said we have to treat them like they were really our own. If I had kids I would be the type of mother that would protect them with my life. Besides my grade in this class is sort of on the line too." I knew she was lying. She felt like she needed to protect any living thing that had ever come in contact with her.
"Tamaki give me the baby NOW!"
"NO WAY IT'S SOOOOO CUTE!"
"Give me the damn baby"
"NOOO"
"Tamaki. Can you please give me my baby?" asked Kaoru with puppy dog eyes.
"O-o-kay" he stuttered handing Kaoru the baby.
"TAMAKI'S GAY!" Hitoshi shouted. Tamaki's face turned completely red.
"So the perverted man is gay…?" Honey asked.
"Yeah" Mori said. Kaoru started putting the baby in the dress.
"NO!" I shouted and tackled Kaoru.
"Someone's a bit frisky" Maiko spoke.
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" I screeched. I heard her cackle and she spun away with her baby to the other side of the table next to Hitoshi. She rested her head on his shoulder. The weird part was her twin hated him, and she loved. Like a big brother that was actually cool. We saw Kagami and Kasanoda walking in the lunch room.
"OUR BABY HAS BEEN FIXEDED BY THE NURSE!" Kagami yelled.
"Oh god" I mumbled as I looked at the baby that they held, it's whole head and neck had been wrapped in duct tape, there was a nail sticking out of it's head, and was covered in dirt.
"What the hell?" Hitoshi blurted out.
"AIN'T IT BEAUTIFUL!" Kagami shrieked. Kaoru's eyes were wide with shock, Tamaki died, Honey stood behind Mori, Haruhi blinked a few times, Maiko tried to ignore her sister, Amaya had just walked in and slowly started to back out of the room, and I was used to this crap.
"No. It's ugly. I can't believe YOU killed our kid" Kasanoda spoke.
"IT'S BEAUTIFUL!" Kagami yelled at him. Her muscle spasms went crazy again and the baby went flying into the kitchen cooking pot for a type of soup.
Kasanoda and Kagami screamed and ran after the baby.
"Be lucky that I'm a good father and would never ever leave you or our child" Kaoru said whispering into my ear.
"GET AWAY!" I yelled as I slapped him.
"Ow…you're mean" Kaoru replied.
"Don't care! I really don't care anymore. I'm leaving!" I yelled walking out of the cafeteria. The guy didn't win the whole battle yet. He just had a point. But next time, and every other time, Rika Ishikawa is going to win, no matter how much Kaoru Hitachiin doesn't like it.