Look, if your a guy like me, you have some pretty bad luck well, this story starts at the end. Oh yeah, my name's Neo (no im not from The Matrix) As I said I have bad luck, and it's about to get me killed, you see. im tied to a a celing over a hot lava pitt. Pretty bad luck. "If only you wouldn't go snooping around in places you shouldn't be!" yelled a very annoying Adventurer. "HEY! im not annoying! Take it back! Tell them im awsome!" Finn the Human says. "I wont!" I say, (im awsome) "SHUT UP! We're about to die you idiots!" says a very hot vampire. "Save the compliments! We need a way out!" Marciline Teh Vampire says "Look, Marce, the audience is obviously confused, we need to explain things while our main villian waits for us to finish." I say (Again, im awsome) "Ugh, I thought a new character might be nice, this is torture!" A very tied up dog says "Shut up Jake! Im awsome! And it's explain'in time!" It all started on a beutiful summer day, like all stories do... END OF INTRODUCTION