Author's Note: Well… Welcome to chapter 1!!! I'm on spring break so I'm writing! B.T.W. just in case you wonder why it takes a while to update it's because I'm typing on my iTouch and it's hard plus I procrastinate. Just FYI. Before I go into deep conversation let me introduce my new captive.

Me: Say hello to the nice people, Magnus.

Magnus: Heeeyyyyyy

Me: Your probably the only person who likes to be held captive.

Magnus: Only by you. You're the one who gives me cookies and reeses cups!

Me: Yeppers! Hey guess what!

Magnus: What?

Me: I don't have school this week . So your stuck with me.

Magnus: Oh joy…

Glittery=Awsumnes- Magnus

SparkleKisser- Alec

ImSoFnHot- Izzy

MeMyselfnI- Jace

ChilnLikAViln- ^-.-^

ROTFLOLLALMAIALBOL- Clary

FangBanger: Maia

BITEME!!!- Simon

Glittery=Awsumnes: has signed on

MeMyselfnI: has signed on

Glittery=Awsumnes: Hey person I try not to notice

MeMyselfnI: Right back atcha

Glittery=Awsumnes: HOW RUDE!!!!!!

MeMyselfnI: ???wat??I??do????

Glittery=Awsumnes: lol. I love ?'s

ImSoFnHot: has signed on.

ImSofnHot: Umm??...

ImSofnHot: Magnus did you buy more marijuana from the dudes iguana?

Glittery=Awsumnes: No. It was laced with PCP

Glittery=Awsumnes: So I bought it from the snake *giggles*

ImSoFnHot: I'll take that as a yes lol

SparkleKisser: Has signed on

SparkleKisser: Ugh. Magnus you were suppose to tell me you got more

SparleKisser: I'm all highed-out

MeMyselfnI: I always knew you were into that stuff

SparkleKisser: Ya- do it every other day *sarcasm*

Glittery=Awsumnes: Thats what I hate about IMing

ImSoFnHot: What do you hate?

Glittery=Awsumnes: No sarcasm *groan*

MeMyselfnI: Ya bet that really sucks

MeMyselfnI: Well I'd love to stick around and enjoy your little conversation but I got to go

MeMyselfnI: Places to go, people to see

Glittery=Awsumnes: Where do you have to go? Who could you posibly have to see?

MeMyselfnI: Places... People... Duh

MeMyselfnI: Wow you'd think after 850 some years you'd learn how to read

MeMyselfnI: has signed off

Glittery=Awsumnes: I really hate that guy

ImSoFnHot: And you don't even look a day over 800

Glittery=Awsumnes: Thanks :)

SparkleKisser: I think I might have to go too... :,(

Glittery=Awsumnes: Why???

SparkleKisser: Cause... Uh.... My shoes untied... And I have to tie it

ImSoFnHot: Um.....

SparkleKisser: Its true! bye!!!!

SparkleKisser: has signed off

Glittery=Awsumnes: Hmm... Wonder were he went...

ImSoFnHot: to tie his shoes- man maybe Jace was right

Glittery=Awsumnes: Don't push it :/

ImSoFnHot: Okay, Okay

ImSoFnHot: *Hands up* I'm inocent

Glittery=Awsumnes: lol. Sooo....

ImSoFnHot: . . .

Glittery=Awsumnes: Do you want to play a game?

ImSoFnHot: Oh please not Truth or Dare!

Glittery=Awsumnes: Uh.... Not what I was gonna say

Glittery=Awsumnes: But if you want to-

ImSoFnHot: NO!!!!

Glittery=Awsumnes: Ok. It's called Top of Your Head

ImSoFnHot: Doesn't ring a bell

Glittery=Awsumnes: Well the catagory is weapons...

ImSoFnHot: Oh. YAY! I enjoy weapons

Glittery=Awsumnes: Ok. So I say what you'd use a weapon for and you say the first weapon that comes to mind

ImSoFnHot: Sounds fun :-P

Glittery=Awsumnes: Good. Ok, which weapon would you use to poke someone?

ImSoFnHot: Spoon!!!

Glittery=Awsumnes: Ok?

Glittery=Awsumnes: What about if you wanted to hit someone from far away?

ImSoFnHot: Um... Bow and SPOON!!!

Glittery=Awsumnes: Uh.... Ok then....

Glittery=Awsumnes: How bout to cut someones head off?

ImSoFnHot: Oh, that's easy! A rusty spoon!

Glittery=Awsumnes: Ok. Now I think Jace is right. Am I reading this right?

Glittery=Awsumnes: Huney. When did you become obsesed with SPOONS????

ImSoFnHot: When I poked a down-worlder with one

Glittery=Awsumnes: And who was this you poked?

ImSoFnHot: A peron with a face...

Glittery=Awsumnes: OMG! That narrows it down to about a comillion-bagillion

ImSoFnHot: I know right!

ImSoFnHot: I got to go. Just saw Alec!

ImSoFnHot: has signed off

Glittery=Awsumnes: Oh great. Now I'm alone.

Glittery=Awsumnes: *music plays*

Glittery=Awsumnes: ONE is the loneliest number hat there ever is...

Glittery=Awsumnes: TWO is the happiest number yet not better than THREE...

ChilnLikAViln: has signed on

ChilnLikAViln: Those arn't the right words idiot.

ChilnLikAViln: has signed off

Glittery=Awsumnes: DON'T KILL MY GROOVE!!!

Glittery=Awsumnes: *sob*

Glittery=Awsumnes: has signed off

Author's Note: Soo… What'd ya'll think of the first chapter?

Magnus: Izzy is scaring me…

Me: That's probably because I based her character off ME!!!

Magnus: I hate Jace. He's a meany butt.

Me: Yes we all know. If he wasn't my brother though he'd be on my Hit-On list.

Magnus: And if I wasn't dating your other brother???

Me: Then you'd be at the top of my Stay-Away-From list.

Magnus: I feel so loved… Do you make a list for everything?

Me: No. Just important things. . .

R&R?