Welcome, my wonderful readers! Today I am uploading a new story! This is basically where Umbridge meets the Hetalia characters and er... encounters strange things. I know that I really should be working on my other Hetalia fanfic, "Canadian Bacon", but this plot bunny wouldn't leave me alone. Hope you enjoy! I do not own Harry Potter or Hetalia.
Dolores Umbridge strolled down the Hogwarts corridors, humming happily to herself. She had just given that Potter brat some well-deserved detention. Spouting lies about the rise of You-Know-Who! What nonsense. You-Know-Who was dead, everyone knew that.
She opened the door to her bedroom and plopped down on a chair in front of her desk. Adjusting the pink bow on her head, she grabbed a cup of tea that had just been freshly brewed and downed it all in one gulp.
Suddenly, she felt a tingling sensation. It started in her throat, and spread to the rest of her body. Umbridge collapsed onto the floor, wishing it would stop. The tingling was getting stronger and stronger. Those brats must have drugged my tea. They will be punished for this! Umbridge thought as she fell unconscious.
When Umbridge woke up, she found herself on a park bench with a pillow behind her head. Cherry trees stood nearby, and pink petals occasionally floated down to the ground. An Asian man was sitting next to her, looking at her concernedly.
"Hello. I found you on the ground, so I put you here." he said. "You look a bit bruised. Perhaps you can stay at my house until you recover?" Umbridge gladly accepted. After all, if this Muggle wanted to capture her, she could always use her wand.
The man motioned for her to stand up, which she did without hesitation. She couldn't show any weaknesses in front of a Muggle. As they walked along, Umbridge had to take hurried, quick steps to keep up with the man's pace.
"Hem, hem. What is your name?" she inquired. If this man harmed her, she could report him to the Muggle please-men!
The man quickly said, "Japan", not even bothering to slow down his pace.
"Hm?" Umbridge thought out loud. "I'm afraid I didn't hear you the first time. What did you say again?"
After a few moments, the word "Japan" was repeated, in a slightly more annoyed tone.
Umbridge decided to stop asking questions. This Muggle was clearly delusional, naming himself after a country. However, he was taking care of her, and that was what mattered.
They reached a house that greatly resembled a pagoda. "This is my house," the man said. "It is slightly stereotypical, but I think you will like it. Would you like some tea?"
"Hem, hem. Yes, of course!" Umbridge simpered. She wouldn't miss a cup of tea. And she'd get to try Japanese tea too! What an exciting experience!
They walked inside, and "Japan" started to make the tea. He took some tea leaves and put them at the bottom of a porcelain teacup.
"But where's the teabag?" Umbridge asked.
"Teabag? You Westerners are very strange." was the reply.
Umbridge sat herself down on a grass mat. Since this Muggle obviously wasn't very talkative, she decided to make some conversation. "I love cats, especially kittens! Do you?" There was no answer, so she kept talking. "Cats and kittens are so cute! They're warm and fuzzy and they're cuddly, too! And kittens make such adorable 'meow's when they're petted! Isn't that wonderful?"
As Umbridge rambled on and on about kittens, she didn't see the look on Japan's face get darker and darker.
"I have a collection of plates with kittens on them at home. They're curled up in the most adorable positions-"
Suddenly, she found a katana at her throat. The man was glaring at her. "I have had enough of you. Get out."
"O-oh! Surely you do not want-"
"I said, get out." He was speaking in a calm and collected manner, but the look he gave Umbridge could kill.
Umbridge's hand inched down to where her wand was, only to discover that it wasn't there. "O-ok, I'll go now!" she hurriedly said before tripping over backwards and falling out the door. She ran as fast as her chubby legs could carry her back to the park bench. Aha! There was her wand! Umbridge snatched it up. After resting for a few minutes, she got up again and headed a different direction, this time west.
A/N- Well, there you go guys! Umbridge annoying Japan until he snaps! Can anyone guess who the next country is? First person to do so gets a free virtual cookie at the start of next chapter! Review please!