Well here's the first in my series of one shots. I hope you'll find them to be funny and enjoyable. This first one will take place 3 years after the birth of Haruka's and Michiru's daughter, Naoyukiyo. It will also be told from her point of view. Hope you like it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon.

Stop Hurting Mama!

Hi there everyone! For those of you who don't know, my name is Naoyukiyo Tenoh, daughter of Haruka and Michiru Tenoh. My papa and mama call me Naoyu for short, everyone does actually. I'm 3 years old. My papa is a girl and so is mama. It is rather interesting to had 2 girl parents. I also have an aunt named Setsuna and an older sister named Hotaru. OK, they're not really my family, but I call them that anyways. The real fun thing about my family is that they are all sailor senshi. Papa is Sailor Uranus, mama is Sailor Neptune, Aunt Setsuna is Sailor Pluto, and Hotaru is Sailor Saturn. Cool right? We also are friends with the rest of the sailor senshi. I'm good friends with Chibiusa, a.k.a. Sailor Chibimoon. Well enough of that, on with the story.

It was close to midnight when I woke up that one night from a terrible nightmare. My first thought was to go to mama and papa. They would help me feel better. I ran to there room and entered without knocking. I was shocked at what I saw. Papa was on top of mama and she looked to be hurting her in some form. Mama was moaning with pain underneath her. I ran up to them and did a dive bomb on papa.

"Stop hurting mama!" I screamed as I landed on her. Papa uffed when I landed on her bare back. Why were they both naked anyways? Adults are silly. She and mama both looked at me in shock.

"Naoyu, what are you doing here?" Mama asked me.

"I had a bad dream, but I'm fine now. Now my main concern is protecting you from papa. Wasn't she just hurting you earlier?" I asked. Mama blushed for some reason. Why was she blushing?

"No, she wasn't hurting me. Now will you get off her before you hurt her even more?" Mama told me. I crawled off papa and headed towards the door, but turned back to face them.

"Mama, I swear, I won't let papa hurt you again." I said and with that, I headed back top bed for the night.

The next morning, I went downstairs for breakfast. Aunt Setsuna and Hotaru were already at the time.

"Morning, Naoyu." Aunt Setsuna greeted. I smiled up at her.

"Morning, Aunt Setsuna." I greeted back. I took my seat at the table and began to eat. "Do you know papa was hurting mama last night?" I asked out of nowhere.

"Huh, she was?" Aunt Setsuna replied.

"Why would she do that?" Hotaru asked.

"I don't know, but when I walked in, papa was on top of mama doing something and mama was moaning. They were both naked too for some reason." I told them. Both Aunt Setsuna and Hotaru then blushed for some reason. Why are adults always blushing? I know Hotaru isn't an adult yet, but she is a teenager.

"Um, Naoyu, I don't think your papa was hurting your mama." Aunt Setsuna told me. Huh, if she wasn't hurting her, then what was she doing? She sees my confused look. "You'll understand when you're older." What would I understand? Was this some sort of an adult thing? I guess I would need to talk to Chibiusa about this today. Good thing she was visiting from the 30th century.

Later that afternoon, Chibiusa and I were at the park. But we weren't there to play today. Today we were there to talk.

"So last night," I began, "I walked into mama and papa's room and papa was hurting mama." Chibiusa gasped.

"No way, what was she doing?" She asked.

"Papa was on top of mama. They were both naked and mama was moaning underneath her." I told her. Chibiusa gasped again.

"Why would Haruka-san do such a thing?" She asked. She thought a little harder. "Come to think of it, I remember one night a couple years ago when I walked in on my papa hurting my mama. I didn't think much of it, I thought that baka had done something stupid again and was being punished. I never did understand why they were both naked though."

"And what was your papa doing to your mama?" I asked her.

"I don't know quite how to explain it. He was on top of her and seemed to be doing repeated body slams on her." She explained the best she could. It was my turn to gasp.

"That is almost like what my papa was doing to mama." I said. Some random kids then walked over to us. They seemed to have over heard our conversation.

"Yeah, I walked in on my papa doing something like that to mama too." One boy said.

"Same here." Some other kids said. Chibiusa and I both gasps. Just how many incidents of papas hurting mamas were there? Chibiusa turned to me.

"Naoyu, you don't think this is some wide spread conspiracy between papas to hurt mamas, do you." She asked me.

"It just might be." I said. "We need to stop this, for the sake of mamas everywhere." All the kids nodded.

"What should we do?" One girl asked. I thought for a few minutes. What could we do to stop the papas? Well we needed to do something.

"OK, here's the plan. The papas seem to take action at night when we are sleeping. Everyone stay up late tonight and catch them in action. Then punish your papa for his crimes." I explained. All the kids nodded. I sure hoped this worked.

That night, instead of going to sleep like a good little girl, I stayed up in my room playing video games. I waited till midnight, then transformed into Sailor Chibiuranus.

"Uranus Planet Power, Make Up!" I cried. After I transformed, I snuck out of my room to my parents. I stopped in front of there door. I could hear mama moaning from the other side. So, papa was hurting her again. I would put an end to it tonight. I burst in.

"Stop hurting mama!" I screamed. "Chibi World Shaking!" I unleashed my attack and it hit papa right in the butt.

"Ow!" She screamed and jumped up clutching her butt. "Naoyu, now what are you doing?"

"In the name of Uranus, I'm here to stop you from hurting mama." I told her. She sighed and put her robe on. She then picked me and placed me on her lap.

"Naoyu, I wasn't planning on telling you this till you were older, much older, like a teenager, but it seems my safety is at risk if I don't. You see Naoyu, what your mama and I were doing was..." A few minutes later I was screaming.

Meanwhile, in the 30th century (Normal Point of View)

Their bed room was dark and full of load moans.

"Oh! Yes! Mamo-chan! Harder! Faster!" Came a female voice.

"Yes, you like that, don't you Usako?" A male voice. Suddenly this was interrupted by the door bursting open.

"Don't hurt mama! Pink Sugar Heart Attack!" A young female voice screamed. Pink heart went blasting at the male. He screamed and rolled over. The heart then got him down there. He screamed in more pain and clutched the injured area.

"Now you will never be able to hurt mama again!" And with that, the young female left.

The End! (Of this one shot)

Well I hope you all like this first of what I hope to be many one shots. Please review!