Hi, I hope you enjoy reading my story. It is very random. You have been warned.
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters in it.
Edward: Moo
Bella: Moo
Edward: I can Moo louder than you. MOO!
Bella: Why don't we have a mooing contest?
Edward and Bella were standing outside the barn on Sheepy farm. They often argued because there wasn't much else to do.
Suddenly Jacob the pig jumped out from behind a bush.
Jacob: I'll judge it for you!
Bella: Jacob, you know what happened last time when we did that milking contest.
Jacob: I know, but I did manage t get the milk out of the farmer's best suit.
Edward: That's not the point. Anyway Alice the chicken is still traumatised, even after all that counselling by Emmett the horse.
Jacob: That wasn't my fault, she should have moved out the way. But can we please get on with the contest.
See, I told you it was random!