Lol this story is based off a manga. I forgot what it's called and I'm too lazy to look. It's like kiss him not me? Or something like that. I hope you have fun reading and sorry about the short chapter, I feel like the beginning of my stories are always on the shorter side. Tell me what you think!

Lucy was content with life. She was an average girl living in an average family with her loving mother and doting father. Times were good… Lucy had friends who were interested in the same things as her. Her number one obsession was something that most people would find strange, but Lucy couldn't help it. Their school has so many attractive guys that you'd think it'd be a school for models. But shit… Lucy was not complaining. No, she didn't obsess over attractive boys because she wanted to date them. She was what you would call a fujoshi. Someone who ships two males together and loves to watch the attraction between their relationship which Lucy knows they are doing everything to hide their love for each other… it's just a secret love. She just knows it.

Her favorite ship of all at her school is the relationship between Natsu and Gray. They 'hate' each other… but it's just a front to hide all that sexual tension between them that makes the air thick and smoggy with their mutual attraction. Heh… they may try to hide it from the rest of the school, but Lucy can see it, and so can her two best friends.

"Look, Lu chan!" Levy grabbed onto her arm and squeezed her. "Gray just striped his shirt before holding Natsu in a choke hold!"

"Ahh, they so love each other so much…" Mira sighed lovingly while taking a sip of her juice. "Gray just wanted an excuse for skin contact. No matter how much they deny it, I know it's true."

"No, no!" Lucy screeched at the approaching figure, the scarlet haired student council president. Erza always breaks up their fights, and despite how Natsu and Gray always wrap their arms around each other and grin nervously when she approaches, the way they fight, yet still care about each other is such a stronger bond than their fear of Erza. "It's a code red! Their loving encounter will end soon!"

"Loving?" The brunette a few seats over snorted at them while raising her water bottle to her lips. She smirked at the three of them with a raise of one brow. "I don't get you girls. There's smoking hot guys all around and you want nothing to do with them."

"That's not true, Cana." Mira's sweet voice said. "We just want to watch them kiss other hot guys. We have no interest in being kissed."

"Damn, it's over." The three of them sighed in disappointment, as Lucy took a bite of her peanut butter banana sandwich and frowned down at her lap. "I love Erza to death but she always breaks them apart."

"What's with that face?" Lucy popped her head up at the hard body that settled beside her as he slung an arm over her shoulder and grinned at her. The that big toothy grin was so handsome with his salmon hair falling a little over his forehead a bit. "Luce?"

Yeah, Natsu was also her best friend, but he doesn't know about her strange obsession with his relationship with gray. He doesn't know about her love of gay ships or how she's an otaku. She tries to keep that part of her private with just her close girl friends knowing how big of nerd she is. It's just a secret obsession between her, Levy and Mira. Cana also happened to find out as well.

"It's nothing. You're fighting with Gray again?"

The three of them leaned in excitedly as Natsu scoffed and looked away from her with furrowed brows. But there was something else… he had a little blush on his cheeks, which made them all swell in excitement. Was gratsu canon?! Did they finally get together?!

"I-it's nothin, Luce. Frostbite just said I wouldn't be able to do somethin' but I'll prove em wrong."

Lucy could hardly contain herself! Does Gray want to do the do, but Natsu is nervous? He's obviously the bottom in the relationship so maybe he's not ready. That's so adorable, she could just squeeze him! She tuned to her two friends with Natsu's arm still around her shoulder, and they both seemed in the same boat as her. Lucy quickly tuned back to Natsu, and gave him a reassuring smile. "It's alright, Natsu. I know it may seem scary at first, but I promise it'll feel really good after you get used to it. Just go for it, okay?"

Natsu looked horrified, and quickly held her by her shoulders in panic. "H-have you kissed someone Luce?!" He looked angry and she found herself looking at him in confusion. Maybe he's not as far with Gray as she thought. Was he nervous to kiss him? Somehow, that's even better in Lucy's eyes. He truly is the uke in the relationship.

"I wish I could give you advice, but I'm afraid my lips haven't been kissed yet. You could ask Cana. She's experienced in kissing." But then Lucy patted Natsu's hand on her shoulder and smiled sweetly at him. "I think you should just do it. If you want to kiss someone, then kiss them."

Natsu snorted, and removed his hands on her, but he somehow seemed to be at ease at what she said. "You wouldn't be sayin that if you knew who I wanted ta kiss."

Oh, such a difficult life he lives… homophobia is truly an awful thing in this world. If only everyone was as accepting as Lucy. "I will support you no matter what Natsu. I'm your best friend, right? I wouldn't look at you differently for something like that."

He looked shocked at her words, and placed both his hands on her biceps again, and leaned forward with hopeful eyes. "You really mean it, Luce? You wouldn't look at my differently?"

Lucy softly shook her head. "Of course not. You can't help who you want to kiss. Just do it."

Natsu suddenly grabbed her by the chin and pulled her face towards him so he pressed his lips to hers. Lucy blinked in shock, with her two friends at the table staring at them the same way. Her fingers groped the air, unable to do anything, but just stare at Natsu's content face as his chapped lips brushed against hers ever so slightly. After what felt like forever, he pulled away with a cocky smirk on his lips and eyes slanted in play. "You said to do it and you wouldn't judge me, so don't complain." Then he hopped up off the stool and ran over to Gray while rolling his sleeves up. "Ha, ice princess! I did it, so fuck you!"

Lucy was too confused to swell over Natsu and Gray fighting, and stared at her lap in shock.

What the hell just happened?