A Piper Chapman Poem
Prison is a whole new kettle of fish
You have to learn your place and you have to learn it quick
The place is always hustling and bustling
There is never a dull moment in the Litchfield Penitentiary
All the prisoners are like popcorn kernels
Each with their own personality sprinkled with their own spice of life
You don't know what will make them snap so you better watch your back
Because not all inmates are made of sugar and spice