I swear I'll try harder. ;;
"Let me tell you story of valor! Fearlessness! Tenacity! Audaciousness! Bravery! Courage! It is a story that-"
"It wouldn't happen to be a thesaurus now, would it?"
"Shhhh! C'mon, Robin, at least let me finish! And besides, everyone knows that a thesaurus isn't a story, psh."
"Mmm, my apologies. Do go on."
"Thank you. Now, where was I, where was I... ah! Yes! A story of... those words that I did not get from a thesaurus thank you very much."
"..."
"... Well? Aren't you going to say something?"
"I thought you wanted to continue your story?" (A light smile of amusement.)
"Ah- right! Right! I do! And so! This story will foooorever be imprinted in your mind. Forget all those silly old myths and fairy tales and fiction and nonfiction that you have stored in that library within your mind! Because THIS story, this story that I am about to tell, will trump any other story that you have heard! Everything else, gone! Just like that! Why, you ask? Because... it's the intensity of the plot, the flesh of the characters, the EXCITEMENT of these words that will leave you pleading for more like a starving beggar at an aristocrat's door!"
"It's a rather harsh simile, don't you think Longnose-kun?"
"Not the point! Totally missing the point! You're missing the point, Robin!" (A frantic gesture.)
"I suppose I should take notes."
"No need! Ha HA, notes? How foolish! How silly! How dreadfully studious! The second the words of my story enter your mind, there is no need to worry about forgetting a single one! Ooohhhhh~? Did it already slip your mind? Did what slip your mind? The fact that this tale I am about to spin will be embedded in your memory! Forever~!"
"Oh my. I'm looking forward to hearing it."
"Then hold onto your hat and your seat lest you fall from the force of this story! Okay! Get readyyyy, here we goooo..."
"..." (A patient, expecting smile.)
"... Ahem. Right. Okay! This story begins with..."