A/N: trying to get some writing done for the day. Just bored mostly. So… let's see… my list of things to write… eenie meenie miney mo…. Alrite, let's go with some NINJA-NESS!

Disclaimer: based on the song 'Everybody Needs a Ninja' by Matthew Ebel.

Beastboy grabbed the mask. It fit across his eyes.

He felt around for the cape. Of course, he didn't need a cape, but it was always good to have one just in case you needed to jump off a building or something along those lines.

The belt nestled itself above his waistline, hugging at his hips.

And who doesn't love some ninja tights? Beastboy pulled them up nice and snug around him.

This was going to be epic.

He jumped out the window, expecting his cape to catch him. It didn't. It spiraled behind him like a wounded bird. The green boy's arms flailed. In the end of the downfall, he hit the ground hard as a rock.

Even if he was a little green shapeshifter, he would've shredded the ninja clothes of Robin's to transform.

And then Robin would've killed him. Which was not a good thing.

After he had crossed the island to get to the mainland, he leapt around Jump City like a psychopath on a sugar hype. Beastboy was going to love this. And he had a whole day of Robin being gone so he could steal Robin's clothes for as long as he wanted. Well, at least dye his clothes black, kidnap it, and wear it around Jump City for as long as he wanted.

He leapt into the comic book store.

The guy behind the register ducked and screamed, "DON'T SHOOT!"

Beastboy had to blink a few times.

Dying Robin's ninja suit black had been the best idea he'd had in forever. "It's BB."

"NINJA!"

Some pudgy dude came up behind him and started beating him over the head with a thick, almost three-inch stack of comic books.

Beastboy whacked it out of his hands and said, "DUDE, IT'S BEASTBOY!"

"DON'T KILL ME, MISTER NINJA SIR!" He cringed, running and hiding in a closet murmuring "Mommy, don't let him kill me" every few seconds.

Beastboy left, giving up on trying to convince them that he wasn't a real ninja and just a neighborhood (okay, city wide) superhero.

Weirdos…

Three hours later, after raiding the pizza shop (they thought he was a ninja too, but he still paid for his pizza out of respect for the place), his friends (without Robin) came out and attacked him.

What was with people and thinking he was a ninja? Really? He was just a little green dude in a ninja suit!

They figured out three minutes later that he was green and backed off.

Although Starfire did threaten to tell Robin about borrowing the costume and cape and stuff for the day.

Beastboy flicked it off like a fly. Even though he liked flies.

The second time the Titans came after him (again, without Robin), Beastboy squealed like a little girl and ran in circles with his arms in the air, yelling, "I'M BEASTBOY I'M BEASTBOY, DON'T KILL ME, SKYNINJAS!"

They didn't kill him after that.

Then later, when he went back to the tower (Robin was back and he had barely returned the ninja suit and cape in time before the real ninja with his ninja iron clad boots noticed) he found out that there had been two ninja Beastboy's running around.

One of them the real one.

The other… not so much.

Let's just say Robin was pissed when he found out a real ninja was lurking.

And when he figured out his ninja costume had been dyed black and worn by a smallish green person.

A/N: there you go. If you read the Code Lyoko stuff, watch for an Odd Edition!

Adios and review!

~Sky