As I watched the stars, I thought about how terrible my life was.
It's pretty fucking bad.
Well it was, until I found the bear. And it changed my life forever.
The first time I felt its artificial fur, I was filled with a sense of comfort. I stayed with it all night, telling it stories and showing it around my house. I knew from the start that this teddy was mine.
Teddy-Senpai was everything to me. I take him everywhere I go myself. It makes me euphoric. Not normal euphoric. Pure euphoria.
I don't know why. Seeing that friendly face made me feel safe and loved. So I decided to love back.
One day I sat him down in bed and climbed on top of him. His enchanting smile made me know he was ready. I hugged the bear like I've never hugged him before and gave him a million kisses. I knew what he wanted next.
I went under him, being careful not to tear his fabric. I could hear him in my head...
"I'm ready, baby."
I know he doesn't have a penis, but I knew- no, I felt, that he had put it in. I felt the delicious tingle of his fur on my lips as I kissed his body. I rubbed his muzzle on my breasts and it felt amazing.
I moaned, but he looked confident as ever. I then got an erection, despite being of the female gender. Then I remembered: What is my lover's gender anyway? I thought it was a him, but...
I asked him in the middle of our fun. "What gender exactly are you? I don't care whether gender you are, just..."
And he actually spoke.
"F-16."
"Wow! We're the same age!~" I shouted. I didn't care if he was a girl, I cared that we were still fine to be partners. I wasn't sure about his age the whole time..."
Then, his head fell off, being replaced with a machine gun.
I screamed in agony as he blasted me with millions of bullets.
I guess he was an F-16 after all.