I'm suppose to be doing homework right now.but this has been sitting on my computer for a while and so I wanted to post it. It's really funny, especially when you go onto youtube and listen to the Happy Song while you read it. I bet you can even find and AMV with Sasuke singing it if you look. It's part of what inspired me...besides my horribly disturbing at times, imagination.
The Happy Song
It was a normal day like any other in Konoha, as surprisingly as it seemed. You propbably couldn't tell that it had been thrusted onto it ears...especially when a certain missing-nin returned with the head of a certain snake like traitor pedophile in tow. Many wanted this certain someone to at least be put in jail even for a little bit, but the fact was, he was heir to the most prestigious clan in all of Konoha. And therefore his sentence should be lessened. So it was decided that he would not be able to leave the village for at least a half of the year (on good behavior), and he also had to at least one ANBU guard around him at all times.
More often then not, it was the one and only orange clad, ramen worshiping, newly promoted to ANBU, Naruto Uzumkai. But then he bugged Tsunade enough about lessening the 6 months and so (fortunately for Sasuke) she got her revenge by alternating the ANBU watching over Sasuke between him and the others.
"Hey Sasuke! It's been forever since we've seen each other! I've been trying to get a hold of you for days" the blonde said appearing from on top of a roof, and running up to him. Sasuke rolled his eyes, and slowed down his speed, but did not stop walking.
"I know. Hence the reason why I've been avoiding you"
"Bastard! Oh well, it's a good thing it my shift now, because we need to talk and now you can't run away from me" he growled before grinning widely.
"About what?" he asked in a bored and defeated tone.
"Well you always seem so...down. So been thinking and I might know a new jutsu that will to make you perk up a little"
"Oh? And which is that?" he asked dryly.
"It's the patented 'Uzumaki, Happy Song Justu'! Try it. All you have to do is make up a happy song to do it. Like this..." Naruto said beaming. Then he took a deep breath before beginning to sing.
I am really special cuz there's only one of me
Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy
other people are jealous of me
When I'm sad and lonely
I like to sing this song
It cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long
oh, oh, oh, I'm so happy
I can barely breath
Puppy dogs, sugar, frogs, kittens, baby teeth
watch out all you mothers
I'm happy, it's hardcore
Happy as a coupon for a 20 dollar whore heh, heh, heh
I'm so happy I'm sugar coated me
Happy good, anger bad,
that my philosphy
"Okay. Now you try it, teme"
"This is stupid. I'm not doing it"
"And I thought Uchihas could do anything. I bet you can't even make up a happy song. You're pathetic. "
Hn. Fine dobe. I'll show you" he said rolling his eyes.
I am really special cuz there's only one of me
Look at my smile I'm so damn happy
other people are jealous of me
these are my love handles
and this is my spout
but if you tip me over then
mama said knock you out
I am special,
I am happy,
I am gonna heave
welcome to my happy world
now get your shit and leave
I am happy
I am good...
"I'm...I'm out of here! Screw you!" he said getting angry at the snickers escaping Naruto. He stormed off when Naruto wouldn't stop laughing.
Tsubaki: Aww poor Sasuke can't make up a happy song
Sasuke: Shut...up... :growls:
Naruto: It's okay Sasuke, I like you emo-y
Akio: Yeah! When you're emo-y, you're too much of a baby to fight with him about being seme
Naruto: I told you not to tell anyone! :screamed:
Akio: Sorry. I don't know what came over me :lies:
Akio and Naruto: Ahh! :both run away from Sasuke and his Chidori:
Tsubaki: Okay...well...please review! :grabs popcorn and watches Sasuke chase them: