Disclaimer: I do not own Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Chapter 1: Monday:
ZZZzzz . . . . . . . . .
is what I love to do ah no thinking about unwanted . . . "Grrr . . ." dogs. "Get off Sweetie! Stupid dog!" "Good boy Sweetie!" Ugh Rodrick my evil brother, he can say Sweetie but he can't spell it. He got Sweetie hisn ame printed on his dogbowl, spelled it "Sweaty". It may sound funny but its not.
Everyone comes in pats him and says "Aw whats his name?" They look at the bowl and say "Sweaty?" "Sweetie!" "Oh its a girl." they say. "No!"
"Sweetie? For a guy?" "Dude thats sad." "It wasn't my idea!" I say as they walk away. Not funny!
Although Sweetie can be annoying he can come in handy sometimes. (Or so I thought.) Like yesterday Dad was trying to get Sweetie to lick his him,
Sweetie wasn't having any of it, he just sat there and gave Dad the evil eye.
Meanwhile Dads wallet was sitting right there on the kitchen table, with a twenty dollar bill sticking out! I thought to myself well I do want that new "Twisted Wizard" game. I seized my chance . . .
Tuesday:
. . . Well gess what, I got caught all because of that evil little dog!
Sweetie saw trying to take Dad's money and reacted quickly. He licked Dad's hand and Dad jumped up and said "I did it!" Then he turned and ran into the kitchen, just as I was taking out the twenty dollars. Dad stopped in his tracks and said "Greg?" in his questioning tone I said "Ehhh . . ." Dad thought he knew exactly what I was doing and he said "Thanks Greg!" "Ehhh . . . you're welcome?" . . .