A/N: I'm writing this story with the encouragement of criminalmindslife in mind, so if it's terrible, she's the one you can blame. :)

"Hello. Jean?" I frowned. Who was calling me at five o'clock in the morning?

"Yeah, it's me. Who is this?"

"This is Erin Strauss, BAU." My eyes widened.

"Oh, yes ma'am?"

"Remember the 'Win dates with the men from the BAU' drawing you entered?" My mouth dropped open. I struggled to keep from falling over.

"Yes Ma'am. What about it?"

"You won. I'll see you on Monday. I'll explain the rules to you then. You will take one man out each day. On Friday, after your date with the last man, you will get to choose one to be your boyfriend for a month. After that, well, I hope it works out for you. Have a nice day."

"Thank you." I replied shakily. It didn't matter. She'd already hung up. I spent the rest of the day, plus the rest of the weekend, packing and repacking my suitcases.

When Monday came, I walked into Strauss's office nervously.

"Hello. Just a moment." She said, covering the phone with her hand.

"Yes, anyway, I think that is a terrible idea! I mean, you have one chance at this, and you…" I tuned her out. This phone conversation was making me nervous. I studied the office in order to distract myself. Didn't help. It looked like a torture chamber.

"Good-bye." Strauss's voice brought me back to focus.

"Well, how can I help you?" She looked at me irritably.

"I-I'm J-Jean." I stared at her.

"Oh, yes. The winner of the contest." I smiled, hiding my total terror.

"Yes ma'am. You said you'd explain the rules to me." She nodded.

"Oh, yes. Ok, here we go: You will take a man out on a date each day: Agent Hotchner, Agent Morgan, Agent Reid, Agent Rossi, and Technical Analyst Kevin Lynch." I frowned.

"Lynch? He isn't a part of the BAU, is he?" She glared at me.

"We needed a person a day, and there are only four members of the BAU!" I shook slightly at her anger.

"Of course. I'm sorry, Ma'am." She nodded.

"It's alright. Anyway, you will take each of them out on a date of their choice. At the end of each day, you will grade the date on a scale of one to ten. This is for your own personal edification. No one will see it but you. Also, write a short diary entry about the date. This is also for your eyes only, So as to help you decide on whom to date for a month. After you have gone on the last date, you will have half an hour to decide who to date for the month. Then you will go out and announce whom you have chosen in front of the whole BAU. Any questions?" I was almost afraid to ask, but I took a deep breath, and asked,

"Yes, Ma'am. What does the BAU get out of this?" She looked at me, surprised.

"Publicity, of course! Everyone will hear about the dates we arranged for the agents, and it will make people think of us as more than just a law-enforcement agency." I wasn't about to point out that they were.

"No more questions? Ok then. Your first date will be with…"

A/N: So, who do you want to see me take on a date first?