Authors note:heyyy people of mars i come in peace and i hope you love my first story ;)
At Vilvcova PalaceAnna sits silently in her prison
Anna:*sighes* What am my i going to do?Im stuck here with this dimwad,Dracula also aleera is here *Shudders in disgust*
Dracula:Hellllllooo my semi-sweet suger plum
Anna: Call me that one more time and i will shove a cross down your pants and you will get a severe rash!
Dracula: Oooohhh I like them fiesty
Anna: Ugghhh...you disgust me i would rather kiss a cow than be here right now
Cow: Uhhh...yeah cuz I would totally go out with a hot chick like you...
Cow's wife: Honey! Chowder is ready!
Aleera: Draaaccccyyyy! i need more pads! Rememeber EXTRA ABSORBANT!
Dracula: o.o for the love of the devil!
Anna: Looks like you have some period shopping to do... *smirks*
Aleera:Oh and by the way, you must promise me to have Anna for snack after the masquerade...
Dracula:I can't promise you that...
Aleera: Whyyyyy? I need Anna blood! You do know that period craving is serious!
Dracula: Oh please kill me now...Now, Aleera...Anna is mine! No one touches what is mine!
Aleera: like me?
Dracula: Uhmmm sure... *whispers to Anna* Yeah...in her dreams...
Anna:Whats that smell.
Dracula:I dont know?
Anna:Man it smells like shiz in here
Dracula: *in thought* i wonder if it was that toddler i ate had a full diaper.
Aleera:*sniffes draculas mouth* Ewww its your breath, when you go get me my pads buy yourself some tic-tacs
Anna:well if you will show your self to the door i can get some rest...
Dracula: Alright you might want to get rest now, you got bags on your bags.
where ever van helsing and carl are...
Van helsing:So carl i hear there is a masqurade ball and dracula is going to take anna there
Carl:well we are going to need costumes and masks
Van helsing:*talks in girly voice* Oooooo i want to go to the mall
Carl:why are you talking like that?
Van helsing:*still talkes like a girl* im having a .
Carl: lets just get the stupid costumes and go
back at the castle
Anna:YAAAAWWWWNNN. *gets up and opens a mysterious door she had just found*Whats this *gasps when sitting in the closet a beautful red ball gown lies there in front of her*
Dracula:Morning sleeping beauty,did you sleep well?
Anna:Yes,thank you for asking*still glaring at dress*
Dracula:i see you found aleeras old dress.
Anna:Where is the dress i will where tonight at the ball.
Dracula: its in my room here i will go get it
at the mall
Van helsing:hahaha look at your costume oh my gosh
Carl:its not funny!
Van helsing:your in a jester costume *jingles bells* it is very funny!
Carl:hey you are lucky your dreesed as indiana jones which really is not diffrent from your regular clothes.
Van helsing: alright just suck it up and lets go to the ball.
at the castle
Dracula:are you ready my dear?
Anna:Ugggg *in a red mini dress and gold high heels* i look like im in the playboy magazine
Dracula:where do you think i got it from know it is time for the ball
To be continued
