Authors note:heyyy people of mars i come in peace and i hope you love my first story ;)

At Vilvcova PalaceAnna sits silently in her prison

Anna:*sighes* What am my i going to do?Im stuck here with this dimwad,Dracula also aleera is here *Shudders in disgust*

Dracula:Hellllllooo my semi-sweet suger plum

Anna: Call me that one more time and i will shove a cross down your pants and you will get a severe rash!

Dracula: Oooohhh I like them fiesty

Anna: Ugghhh...you disgust me i would rather kiss a cow than be here right now

Cow: Uhhh...yeah cuz I would totally go out with a hot chick like you...

Cow's wife: Honey! Chowder is ready!

Aleera: Draaaccccyyyy! i need more pads! Rememeber EXTRA ABSORBANT!

Dracula: o.o for the love of the devil!

Anna: Looks like you have some period shopping to do... *smirks*

Aleera:Oh and by the way, you must promise me to have Anna for snack after the masquerade...

Dracula:I can't promise you that...

Aleera: Whyyyyy? I need Anna blood! You do know that period craving is serious!

Dracula: Oh please kill me now...Now, Aleera...Anna is mine! No one touches what is mine!

Aleera: like me?

Dracula: Uhmmm sure... *whispers to Anna* Yeah...in her dreams...

Anna:Whats that smell.

Dracula:I dont know?

Anna:Man it smells like shiz in here

Dracula: *in thought* i wonder if it was that toddler i ate had a full diaper.

Aleera:*sniffes draculas mouth* Ewww its your breath, when you go get me my pads buy yourself some tic-tacs

Anna:well if you will show your self to the door i can get some rest...

Dracula: Alright you might want to get rest now, you got bags on your bags.

where ever van helsing and carl are...

Van helsing:So carl i hear there is a masqurade ball and dracula is going to take anna there

Carl:well we are going to need costumes and masks

Van helsing:*talks in girly voice* Oooooo i want to go to the mall

Carl:why are you talking like that?

Van helsing:*still talkes like a girl* im having a .

Carl: lets just get the stupid costumes and go

back at the castle

Anna:YAAAAWWWWNNN. *gets up and opens a mysterious door she had just found*Whats this *gasps when sitting in the closet a beautful red ball gown lies there in front of her*

Dracula:Morning sleeping beauty,did you sleep well?

Anna:Yes,thank you for asking*still glaring at dress*

Dracula:i see you found aleeras old dress.

Anna:Where is the dress i will where tonight at the ball.

Dracula: its in my room here i will go get it

at the mall

Van helsing:hahaha look at your costume oh my gosh

Carl:its not funny!

Van helsing:your in a jester costume *jingles bells* it is very funny!

Carl:hey you are lucky your dreesed as indiana jones which really is not diffrent from your regular clothes.

Van helsing: alright just suck it up and lets go to the ball.

at the castle

Dracula:are you ready my dear?

Anna:Ugggg *in a red mini dress and gold high heels* i look like im in the playboy magazine

Dracula:where do you think i got it from know it is time for the ball

To be continued