This one-shot draws heavy inspiration from Donkey Kong 64's "DK Rap," as well as the "Yooka-Laylee Rap" from Yooka-Laylee. I would say this song is a parody, but those songs kind of parody themselves. XD
The Neo Nextgen Rap
Harry Gilligan began playing the DJ as spotlights shone upon the stage.
So, here they are
Performing for you!
All the operatives from Sectors V, W, W7, SA, and others posed on the stage. (Zach Murphy was wearing a tutu.)
If you know the words
You can join – in – too!
Maddy whispered something in Zach's ear. The boy panicked and ran off.
These kids are the best
You can count on that!
Zach returned in his normal clothing.
And we'll prove it…. with
This non-infringing rap! HUH!
K. N. … Kids Next DOOR!
The kids danced, jumped, and kicked to the left—Mocha sent Jinta flying by accident.
The stage went dark, and when the lights were back, Sector V took up the stage.
The top dogs here are Sector V
Friends with all, including you an' me!
Aurora's the leader, both hot and cool *Aurora throws fire and ice fireworks to the air*
Chris will blast you away in a duel! *Chris punches his flaming fists together*
Haruka's the doc, and she has the cure *Haruka holds syringes between her fingers and winks*
Mason will supply you with sodas and more! *he shakes sodas and squirts them out*
When Sheila fights, she'll brighten your day *she winks and holds a Light Sphere*
No one gets in Dillon's way! *he uses Veil to slip past an Ice Cream Man and punch him*
Harry, Artie, Haylee all got the smarts *Harry plays the DJ, Haylee twirls her wrench, and Artie is holding a blowtorch*
Kirie will strike you with her poison darts! *she dances gracefully and throws bladed flowers out*
Vanellope's sportin' her glitch attack *she glitches around the stage*
So, get on their bad side
AND YOU WON'T – COME – BACK!
KND
Kids Next DOOR!
Mason and Haruka were throwing up Gas Bombs while the Uno kids shot fire at them to make fireworks. Sheila threw a Light Sphere up that burst into raining light droplets.
Friends of you an' me, and
Crossovers galore!
The lights hit Sheila's teammates and knocked them out. She grinned and shrugged at the camera. Afterwards, Sector W took the stage.
They may look small… but make no mistake
Anthony ain't gonna give you a break! *Anthony stomps the stage and flings some boulders up*
Fybi's got it covered up in the sky *the Nimbi soars around the air and shoots arrows down*
Sally's yo-yos will choke you dry! *she whirls her yo-yos around*
Harvey's got heart, but he plays it cool *his arms are folded and he smiles at the camera, eyes covered by his hat*
Aranea never falls short in a duel!
"That's the best line you could've come up for-" she tried to say.
KND
Kids Next DOOR!
The five kids were balancing on Sally's yo-yo, which was tied around two posts like a tightrope.
Friends of you an' me, and
Crossovers galore!
Naturally, the string snapped under Anthony's weight, and they all fell, while Fybi remained hovering in midair. The next ones to take the stage were Sector IC.
What do – I – see?
It's Sector IC!
George will stop ya
Oh, yes sirree! *George King freezes his team in time*
MaKayla's doin' the Time Warp thing *MaKayla makes Paradox Clones*
Lola here will do the span-king! *Lola flies around and throws Spank Hands*
Terry ain't friendly, just so ya know *Terry drags Kremlings into a Veil and throws them out unconscious*
If Miyuki gets ya, you'll be movin' slow! *she expands a Time Bubble to Agify a group of Koopas*
And any time they're feelin' down…
Suki's here to turn their frown upside-down! *Suki skies around her friends on an ice path*
KND
Kids Next DOOR!
Sector IC were skating circles around the stage, with Miyuki on the outside.
Friends of you an' me, and
Crossovers galore!
Miyuki's high-heels cut clean through the ice, causing all her friends to collapse below the stage. Sector W7 posed pretty on the stage.
These girls got style, strength, and joy
They haven't got one single boy
"Except Gonbe-chan!" Chimney shouted.
Chimney's drivin' and flyin' the train *she sits in a makeshift train*
Mocha's here to BRING the PAIN! *the giant lifts the train above her and grins proudly*
Apis can hear what the animals speak *Apis raises her arms as butterflies gather on her*
Aisa feels pride every day of the week! *she dodges an Egg Pawn's punches and kicks him away*
April brings the artistic flair *April dips a brush in her palette and whirls the paint around like a ribbon*
And Aeincha is there to style – your – hair! *Gonbe comes to a halt as Aeincha raises her scissors*
KND
Kids Next DOOR!
Aeincha was balancing on her tippy-toes, holding up Apis and Aisa in either hand, while April stood on their feet with a triangle pose, followed by Chimney standing on her head with one foot, and Mocha propping herself on her via her finger. (Sunni was using psychic to hold them in place.)
Friends of you an' me, and
Crossovers galore!
Gonbe lifts the whole stack onto his back and hops off. This allowed Sector JP to take the stage.
From Japan, let's give 'em a hand
Karin is stronger than ANY man! *she kicks a soccerball up and down and sends it flying*
"'cept me!" Jinta said.
Jinta here will BREAK your skull *he swings his giant bat and hits the soccerball away*
Kodama is gonna destroy you ALL! *she launches fireworks around the stage, exploding into color*
She's small, she's fast, that Ururu *a tiny figure whizzes left and right before growing back to normal*
Then it's time for lunch, from Chef Yuzu! *Yuzu stirs a pot and serves soup to her friends*
KND
Kids Next DOOR!
The five kids are kicking the soccerball around.
Friends of you an' me, and
Crossovers galore!
When Kodama kicks it to Karin, it suddenly becomes a firecracker, and it explodes. Sector SA was next onstage.
They're few in number, but don't you doubt
Nagisa will slice you before you shout! *Nagisa throws his rubber knife up and catches it in his teeth*
Goombella's brain is always on point *she flipped through her book and winked*
Morgiana's legs pack triple joints! *she swings and kicks her legs powerfully*
Index here can sometimes bite *she dances with a fork and knife in hand*
"'Sometimes.'" Nagisa remarked.
But she never forgets when it's time for a fight!
KND
Kids Next DOOR!
The other three members form a trampoline with their arms and spring Goombella skyward.
Friends of you an' me, and
Crossovers galore!
A giant Goombella crushes them. Vweeb snickered at the act.
And DON'T forget our Moonbase crew
Makin' sure these sectors all do what they do!
Cheren's the master, and his sword is proof *he raises the Master Sword skyward*
But Panini is there to give him a boost *she happily lifts Cheren up by the arms*
Maddy's punch brings lots of might *she fist-palms her Haki fist*
Zach – just – may – be the weirdest, right? *Zach was upside-down, propped up by a giant mustache where little squirrels were serving tea*
Sunni and Darcy see everything, yo *the sisters are floating and meditating*
And nothing gets by that crazy Mako! *the stage explodes as Mako jumps out and makes her signature pose*
"Come on, Harry! Kick it up a notch!" Mako ordered.
"You got it." Harry said as colorful spotlights began to shine around.
Action! Adventure! All this and more!
Bad guys beware of the Kids Next Door!
The KND bore serious poses as Team Gnaa and the Four Emperors surrounded them in the darkness.
Action! Adventure! All this and more!
Bad guys beware of the Kids Next Door!
A bender from each element unleashed their element toward the air.
Action! Adventure! All this and more!
Bad guys beware of the Kids Next Door!
Miniature versions of the treehouses grew around the stage with the sectors posing on them. A mouse king was watching the performance from his room in the darkness.
Action! Advent-
The mouse turned the screen off.
Moonbase Bridge
"THAT was embarrassing." Aranea said.
"I can't believe you talked us into doing that, Zach." Maddy said.
"Come on, Mads! Everyone loves a rap song opening! All the popular shows use them."
"Well, it was a good way to advertise the KND, at least." Cheren figured. "A shame that we couldn't include more sectors."
"We don't mind." Wendy said. "It's better if a song doesn't drag on too much, and there are a lot of us."
"Great job with the special effects, Sunni!" Aurora praised.
"I got my own artistic tastes, you know!"
I was going to include all the major sectors, but then I thought it would kinda drag on. Anyway, if anyone follows me on deviantART (or on the Wikia), know that I posted an announcement regarding Araea's Mask. Also, IDA coined the term "Neo Nextgen," which I kinda like. X)