Donky Kong. King of the jungle of majesty. he was the best and ruled all, even stupid diddy kong who was the worst donky kong character and deserves to die because he is stuupid and looks dumb. donky kong was eating the banana in the jungle like a boss and being a handsome gorilla like usual. he decided to go over to talk to someone because he feel a depressive emptiness in his exsitential soul. he find someone hiding in a shack and he flex his gorilla muscles to get his attention, however it didn't work as he found it was the only other gorilla that matched his sexiness. It was funky kong.

"he funky man. what up." said donkey, trying not to be intimidated

"Oh hay donkey. I was just hanging out with my cousin who came in froum out of town, dude. He come from a village or something named ninja kong." said funky kong

Just then, a super rad anime ninja monkey appear like a super kool ninja. He resemble a lame anime character will lame story and whiny attitude, but ninja kong was colo and could kick his butt. H ew as not volatile for he was captivared by Donkys kimage. he talk to him with attitude.

"hey, ho are u, you big gorilla of the jungle." said ninja kong.

"I'm donky kong, I should ask you the same. for you don't look like a ninja, more like a lame anime protagonist who only lame nerds and pathetic individuals whould idolize and make thrit weifus," said donky kong in a show of jungle dominance,

"woh, dont be sho minky shrill, I am not like the others. I am a cool ninja, and could kick the butt of any other ninja who challenges me, believe it." said ninja kong, justifying himself infront of the monky god of the jungle.

Donkey kong was inpressed by the display of confidence, he swiftly apologized and tried to regain favour for the orange suited monky of the ninja clan.

"sorry for being so rude, i must keep control of this jungle and not let lame characters out. we already have diddy kong to fill that role in our monky society." said donky kong, giving a banananana to his ninja friend

"ok, I will teach you my ninja ways for being such a dominant gorilal boss." said ninja kong, and he began to teach his ways to donky kong.

They spent all day getting their muscular gorilla bodies all sweaty and trained up with ninja skills. their bonds of friend ship grew and they respected eachother alot. at the end of the day they had had a plan to get revenge.

They hide in the bushes and ambush their prey. like hungry wolfs, except they didn't want to eat monky felsh, but banana. suddenly they jump out of the bushes and attack the small helpless monkey.

Diddy kong got reckt like a lame nerd as he was. The two buff apes used their ninja skills to destroy the young helpless monkey.

"why u do this? I know I am lame and useless but I don't deserve such a viciosu beatin such as this" said diddy, trying to deflect the blame.

"yes you do, now leave this jungle and nefer show ur ugly face around here again" said Donky, finally gettig diddy kong to finally leave after being sucj a feeloader

And so, the jungle was now at peace once diddy kong left the juingle. With the abscence of a memeber of the jungle, donky kong made ninja kong a new member of the monkey heirarchy that donky ruled. And ninja kong and donky kong as well as the rest of the jungle lived in the jungle in peace, believe it.

THE END.