A/N: Hello! This is a crossover fic, so hope ya like it my lovely, lovely readers. Hopefully you read the summary before reading this. If you didn't then, DON'T READ UNLESS MENTALLY ILL. Also, I'm not responsible for any scarring of the brain. Thank you.
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"I'M CHANGING MY NAME!" Dan Cahill screamed suddenly, startling all the Cahills. They were visiting, because in every fanfiction like this, they're supposed to. Anyway, back to the story.
"WHAT?!" Amy screeched, waving her arms in the air hysterically, "WHY?!"
"BECAUSE I WANNA." Dan's reply echoed throughout the mansion.
"SHUT UP!" Hamilton boomed, "I'M TRYING TO TELL SINEAD HOW I FEEL!"
Sinead, who was staring at everyone, had no idea what the heck was going on.
Just then, a random person in a dark cloak slammed the doors open, "I WILL DESTROY THE EARTH!" the evil villain cackled.
"I WILL NEVER LET YOU DO THAT!" shrieked Natalie, stabbing the bad guy with a needle.
The person then fell to the floor, dead.
"OH MY GOSH NATALIE IS A KILLER!" Ted shouted, starting to run away. But because the boy was blind and didn't have his seeing-eye dog to guide him he crashed straight into the wall.
"TED!" Ned screamed in a very girly and high pitched voice.
Suddenly a dark haired boy with sea green eyes fell through the roof.
"DAMMIT ZEUS I TOLD YOU I'M NOT IN THE 39 CLUES SERIES!" the boy screeched.
"THIS ISN'T PERCY JACKSON!" Reagan screamed, then proceeding to kick the demigod in the chest, which sent him flying through the wall and outside.
"OUCH WHAT THE FU-" the boy started, stopping when a random mother with her child threw her shoe at him.
"THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!" the mother shouted, her heels hitting Percy straight in crotch.
"MOTHERFU-"
Another heel hit him, this time in the face, "OKAY OKAY I GET IT SHEESH!"
The screaming and shouting ceased as a loud sound that people would often say an airplane made filled the air.
"NORTH KOREA IS BOMBING US!" someone shouted, and then chaos ensued.
"YOLO!" Ian screamed, taking Amy's face and forcing her to kiss him.
But it turns out that they weren't being bombed. And so Amy, enraged, beat Ian to near death along with the help of Jake and Dan.
"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET YOU PERVERT!"
And so everyone learned not to mess with Amy Cahill. Ian, sadly, didn't get any get well cards as he recovered in the hospital.
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A/N: I'm a psychopath, I know. Hope you liked it? Was it cringy enough? Idk. Review?