Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia! If I did, then Vietnam would already showed up with a proper introduction in the manga/comic/anime!

Okay! This is my 1st fan fiction. And so since I'm new and stuff, I guess that I'll fail at a lot of things. Now, this fan fiction shows moments of Hetalia that are replaced with the Asian characters. The actions done in this aren't related to any war or anything. Oh, and sorry for bad grammar!

Before I hear complaints about the characters, I will shove down why I chose these characters for these parts (I still think that there will be plenty of complaints coming...):

Korea is America. Because they are hyper and stuff. Hong is Iggy, just because of the brows :D Taiwan is France (huge complaint area!) JUST BECAUSE OF THE FLOWER POWER. YES, I KNOW THAT THIS WOULD MAKE A GOOD AREA FOR KOREA BUT HE'S USED ALREADY! Tibet is Russia (another complaint-tastic area) as there is no other place to shove him. Thailand is Italy as their love for this totally epic food (Pad Thai and Pasta!). Vietnam is Germany, because Tibet would fit less as a Germany than as a Russia (?) China will stay as China and Japan will stay as Japan.

Okay! Let's get the show on the road!

Prologue

[Viet POV] I have heard from my people that America has come over for a visit, without asking me, and has gotten lost somehow in a nearby forest. That over-weight bastard. Anyways, I've been in this forest for a bit, and I haven't heard a single 'I'm the hero' or 'Vietnaaaam? Viiiiieeeetttt! Where are you dude?'. I then got worried, thinking he got eaten by a tiger or something. I shook my head, and kept walking. I shouldn't let my guard down! Even if there was enough time to go back to my house and eat a bowl of phở, I need to find America.

Then I noticed where I was walking. I almost ran into a wooden crate on the ground. Here, in the middle of the forest was a single crate. Labeled peanuts apparently. Then I did the first thing that came to mind.

I started poking it with my rice paddle. "What's a box doing way back here..?" I muttered to myself.

"Ah—He-hey!" exclaimed the box, "I'm an elephant spirit of this peanut box! Did you bring any offerings to save the elephants? Or some Pad Thai?"

I grabbed the sides of the box "Looks like someone is in here…"

"Don't open the box! Nobody is in the box!" stammered the box, "Cut it out! Do you want any of my nuts or something?" Damn, the box was heavy. Then I felt the top getting loose. "Show your true self!" I then ripped the crate top off. Then a man popped out.

"Gaah! I'm sorry, but I have no peanuts! Don't hurt-"I didn't look much at the guy, all I noticed was a gleam of a pair of glasses. So I started to beat him to a pulp.

"GO TO HELL AMERICA!"

"-Oh it's just Viet-OH F-"

*WACK!*

"-Wait! I'm not-"

*SMACK*

"-STOP IT-"

*BLAM*

"-I'M NOT AMERICA VIETNAM!" I stopped hitting the guy. Then I noticed the messy black hair, and dark eyes. I also noticed his arm in which I just broke.

"Woops… sorry Thailand. I was looking for America." I apologized. Thailand shook his head. "Nah, it's okay, this wasn't the first time…" I then helped him out of the box. "Let's go back to my house, so I can treat your arm." We then walked back, and had Thailand explain about how he got in the box in the first place.

Axis/Asian Powers

I took Thailand back to my place to get a doctor to check his arm, and other bruises. It was nice that the doctor said that he'll live, but he'll need to stay here for a while to recover. Things were fine at first, since he recovered fast. Though, when I was sure he was fully recovered, he still says it still hurts, and now all he does is sit around in my house and laugh, sleep, and talk to elephants.

"Hey Thailand, don't you want to leave at all? It's normal to miss and complain about not being at home." I asked.

Thailand glanced at me "Well, I like being here. I get fed, so do my elephants, and I don't have to hear about any of the other nation's fights."

"You can't do that now! Any normal man would want to recover from an injury as quickly as they could," my ranting started out. "whether if they have a bill or not to pay, or an object you have been waiting for has finally came out! Also, it's impossible to not hear the fights of other nations!" Then I saw Thailand, flopped down on the couch, started to snore. "Don't fall asleep! Why do you never pay attention to your surroundings? You have too much free time!"

It's really hard to adapt this D:

Oh, and if someone already had this idea, I'm sorry!

Review Plox? -Kinbria