A/N: this is totally OOC-ness by a long shot. It is rated 'M' with a reason included. Foul language, none-appropriate scenes (maybe a lemon or two, who knows), and as much humor as I can take without being to rude…

Summary- Kagome has always been one to sit back and watch like in the movies but she has changed over the years, more then she's letting on. Inuyasha has been going back and forth for while, not seeing any changes in Kagome or Kikyo. Shippo is coming into 'heat' and can't sit still anymore. Kikyo has been cheating on Inuyasha with Naraku. Last but not least, Sesshomaru has been searching for a Mate with his 'Beast' starting to take control. If you thought you knew what the word 'Demon' means, then you may what to think again…

What Demon Really Means

"KA-GO-ME! I want some ramen… NOW!" half way screamed a drunk Inu. He had been with Kikyo again, but never seemed to learn. Kagome, knowing full well, said the word that made everything a little more bearable; 'sit'. Inuyasha was halfway into the ground when she finally stopped.

"Kagome, I didn't you had it in you?" teased Songo.

"Ahhh… the sound of pure pain. Can you say it one more time?" sighed Miroku looking over at a mangled Inuyasha.

"Sit?"

"Damn witch… you just have to dooo that…" Inuyasha was another foot into the ground before that little scene was over.

Inuyasha, half way drunk yet, went up to Songo and sniffed her. "Why Songo… I had no idea that you were pregnant…"

Miroku hit him over the head with his staff while looking at Songo. "True?"

"I-I-I couldn't help it. I was forced! RAPED!" Songo ran away with one lecherous monk after her.

"While that takes care of two birds with one stone, no Shippo?"

"Hai! Only how did you know? I never said anything…"

"Watch that lovely flash back in this pool of water…" Kagome and Shippo went over to the pool well an image appeared.

Flash Back

"SONGO…" sang a drunken little fox. "Why are you PREGNANT?" Shippo came into view holding a wine bottle while swaying back and forth.

"Shut up! I'm not pregnant! I couldn't be…"

"W-why you all smell funny? Hmmm?" Shippo tripped over a small rock and landed head first into the hot springs.

"Songo? Is there something…"

"I was raped! Opps…" she covered her mouth as she began to cry. Kagome moved closer to hold her as a not-so-much-drunk Shippo resurfaced singing the Sailor song.

Flash Back End

"Oh… that's why I have this bump on my head?"

"No, Miroku almost heard you after the Sailor song so Songo and I hit you with a boulder."

*Meow* said Kirara as if she was agreeing.

"Well…"

"Damn Miko! Why you go and smash me ten feet in the ground?" said an irritated Inu walking over to where Shippo and I were talking.

"You not only broke Songo's heart but an angry Miroku went chasing after, happy?" said Kagome sarcastically as she could.

"While ain't my fault that Kikyo gave me sake, now is it?"

"Inuyasha, I would stop now if I were you…" squeaked Shippo as a red aura floated around Kagome.

"Well, if you haven't noticed, Kikyo has become Naraku's slut. She bangs him every chance she gets. And every time you kiss her? You're actually sucking Naraku's dick!"

"You're lying!"

"Am I? Or is poor Inuyasha heart broken?" Kagome said sadly with her hand over her heart.

"I'm gonna kill you…" Inuyasha warned.

"Well, you've been doing to for years to me… I guess pay backs a bitch!" Kagome then stormed off with one confused Inu staring at her back.

Kikyo and Naraku

"Kikyo, would you come over here?" Naraku asked as Kagura and Kanna left the room.

"Do you have another bonner?" Kikyo asked as she started down at Naraku's family jewels.

"I really wish you would act like a Miko, Kikyo."

"And if I did then I couldn't do this to you…" Kikyo smirked as she grabbed his family jewels and started to rub them.

"Ahhh… I don't know about that… OUCH! Damn Miko, would you be carful?" Naraku said as he looked down at his family jewels.

"Well, if you wish…" Kikyo smirked as she got up and walked away.

"Cruelty, bitch…" Naraku mumbled under his breath as Kanna came back into the room.

"She dead and feels no attachment, yet she chooses you." Came the soft voice from the mirror that Kanna was holding.

"What are Inuyasha and that Miko up to? Have they found any more shards?"

"No…" came the voice from within Kanna's mirror.

"Everything is one big mess though…" Kanna said as Naraku eyed Kanna.

"What do you exactly mean…?"

Songo and Miroku

"Songo wait!" Miroku yelled as he finally caught up with her.

"YOU RAPED ME!" Songo yelled as she hit him over the head with her weapon.

"HUH! Watch it! You could kill someone!" Miroku said as he started dodging many more death swings.

"IT'S YOU FAULT THAT HE RAPED ME!"

"Calm down… who raped you?"

"YOUR DAMN RACCOON, HUCHI!" she said huffing from all that swing.

"I'll kill that raccoon if it's the last thing I do…" Miroku said as he hugged a now crying Songo. But he never learns, he put his head on Songo's ass and got smacked right in the face again.

"YOU'RE MORE OF A PERV THEN HE WAS!" Songo screamed as she ran away towards camp.

A/N: sorry I'm getting a little tired, but this is chapter one. I hope to have many more chapters up but for now I have to start on 'Serving Detention, Together' and Nata's story…

What happed to Kagome?

What happens to Songo and Miroku?

Will Inuyasha never stop being an idiot?
What's with Shippo?

And more importantly… WHERE IS SESSHOMARU AND WHEN WILL HE ENTER?

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