A.N. A fluffy one shot? Oh my goodness... I didn't know I could write those! haha I know you're all pissed that I haven't updated my other Starship stories, but this was just sitting on my computer and I have twenty minutes before I have to leave for school xD YES! I own Starship forever *sarcasm* Review, please. Even two words! Flames will be posted on my Facebook wall for my friends to laugh at...

"I heard you and your man broke up… what happened?" February asked.

"Krayonder was being a jerk. Again," Specs sighed and took a vicious bite of a red vine. Taz rolled her eyes,

"Do I need to fix it?" she asked Specs seriously.

"No, but by all means go ahead,"

Taz gave an eerie smile and snagged a red vine before going to find the idiot.

She knocked on his dorm room door and his roommate answered the door.

"The idiot isn't here," the boy rolled his eyes, "I kicked him out after I heard what he said to Specs. No girl should be treated like that,"

Taz nodded and walked away.

She found him in an empty classroom, trying to sleep.

She flipped on the light.

"Oi! That's not funny man! Like, turn it off man!" he groaned. She smirked and punched him in the face. He saw her and tried to run out of the room.

"Not so fast," She then shoved him against the wall by his collar.

"What happened to cause Specs to come crying to February's dorm room?" she glared.

"I dunno man! She's a chick!" he protested.

She tightened her hold on his neck.

"Fine man! I said we hang out too much! I needed a guy's night!"

"Joo want to know what I think? I think that joo are watering it up a little bit,"

"Fine! I was pissed that we couldn't go out because of a girl's night and I made a guy's night!"

"On her birthday? Joo stupid idoita!" she spat. Taz pressed her freshly sharpened knife to his throat.

"Yeah man! Just don't hurt me…" he whimpered. Krayonder jumped away after she removed the knife. "Joo listen to me now," she whispered, dangerously quiet.

"Joo are going to apologize to her in the morning. Then joo are going to make it up to her in whatever way she wants joo to," then he ran out of the room.

Taz was smiling as she walked back into February's room and took another red vine. "Have fun with him," she winked at Specs, "Haven't worked out today, to the gym. Felis Kumpliåños," and with that, Taz ran out of the room.

A.N. FLUFF... what the heck? But now I've actually written a K story... Reviews make Specs feel better inside!