The Lord of the Rings
"Wow, that's a pretty ring, Sasuke-kun. Where'd you get it?"
"…Hn."
"It must've been expensive, it's so shiny!"
"It was…a gift."
"A gift? From who?"
"…Hn."
"I cannot BELIEVE him!"
Suigetsu flinched at the sound of Karin's screechy voice less than an inch from his ear. He sighed as he closed his magazine, knowing he wouldn't get any peace unless she was calmed down.
"Rejection?" asked Juugo from where he sat. "Again?"
"No! It's just…I thought he was better than that! The way he acted all noble…"
"Spit it out already, woman."
Karin glared at her silver-haired teammate, pushing her glasses up her nose.
"I can't believe he'd do it, but…he said he had some things to take care of in Konoha, so I…"
"You followed him? Stalker."
Whack.
"As I was saying, he went to this big old house with the Uchiha fan on it…"
"Probably the districts. That's where he used to live."
"But listen! He disappears behind a door for a few minutes, and when he comes out again he's got a Leaf headband on!"
"So?"
"So, he just waltzes right by some other shinobi, and they don't even give him a second glance!"
"Well, he DID spend those five years in the village a while ago…"
"Will you just shut up and listen? He goes into the house, and some woman with ugly pink hair drops what she's doing, and nearly crushes him! "
"It's called a hug. Know why you never get any? Because you're ugly."
Whack.
"Shut up! Now, listen! He KISSED her! He actually shoved her against a wall and kissed her senseless!"
Suigetsu and Juugo glanced at each other.
"So he's got a girlfriend who's not you. What's the big deal?"
"Then he starts cuddling her and whispering in her ear, what gives?!
"I know where this is going…"
"How could he do that?! How could he just go in there and meet up with some girl who probably doesn't even remember him?!"
"Something tells me it wasn't just any random girl…"
"I should've been that girl! I should've been the one he was making out with! It should've been me telling him how much I missed him while he was gone! I should've been the one playing with his hair while he told me how much he loved me!"
"Uh…Karin…" muttered Juugo. "Did you ever…notice anything strange about him before this…happened?"
She blinked. "Um…no, not really…oh wait, that's right, he was wearing jewelry that one day…"
"What kind?"
"A ring. Real fancy."
"On which hand?"
"The…left one. Why do you ask?"
Suigetsu put a hand over his mouth so she wouldn't see his toothy grin. Juugo sighed and picked up his book again.
"Something tells me we won't be seeing him again for a long, long time…"
:D because we all hate Karin, am I right? (drop-kicks her) you're a disgrace to redheads everywhere! eat dirt and die!
Ok, rant over. This is officially my shortest fic ever. Woot