A/N:/ Well in this one Miyako has a bad day at work and decides that a 'few' drinks won't hurt. Long story You won't be bored!
It was almost seven AM, and twenty two year old Miyako had accomplished her life long dream.
She became a sound technician, lived in a nice apartment with her best friend and had great friends, was married, well sort of married...
Her "husband" was a friend of hers that had asked her to marry him so he could live in America.
Since Miyako was the only female he knew with a citizenship (besides Mimi) and wouldn't care if he married her, he asked her.
Ken was in the Amazon studying something (Nobody wanted to ask...) as well as trying to straighten out.
And had bumped into Chicos(Rosa) who had become a soccer coach. (Why was she there? You DON'T want to know...but you'll find out later anyway!)
Miyako hadn't heard from him since last February, she didn't care though.
He wasn't a very good friend. Back in 10th grade when Miyako was dating him he told her he was bisexual and that he was only dating her because she was boyish.
This, obviously, made Miyako a tad uncomfortable and she decided to break up with him.
There was only a year left until she could divorce her "Husband" and the two of them could go about their pointless lives.
Because in America , where she was nightly boozed it up , you had to be married three years (and convince a really ugly lady with bad eyeliner , you love the MORON. Uhg) before you divorce, without the government Taking away your spouses Green Card.
NOBODY can ever say Miyako isn't a good friend.
'God, I'm so bored.'
She thought.
"Ready?" she asked as a figure gave her a thumbs up from behind sound proof glass. Miyako's fingers wrapped around a large yellow pair of head phones, she brought them up to her head and slipped them on.
The woman behind the glass began singing a Rock-a-billy* tune.
Miyako listened carefully and told her what to do. Then she busied herself with the equalizer, still wearing her headphones. The woman was doing a remix of the Donna's "It's on the rocks"
// We're over and I'm all done Yeah it's time to have some real fun so I'm calling all my ladies we're gonna key your Mercedes
Well you're the kinda guy who needs attention around the clock well you can't ever talk cause baby...
it's on the rocks! Yeah it's on the rocks Well it's me you gotta detox Cause baby, it's on the rocks!
Your luvin's like a car crash you're gone and I got whiplash
Well you're the kinda guy who needs attention around the clock well you can't ever talk cause baby...
it's on the rocks! Yeah it's on the rocks Well it's me you gotta detox Cause baby, it's on the rocks!
You're a stain I can't get out I tried bleach and I tried shout I apologies for all the noise I just had to tell all the boys that you'd rather have a Mai Tai Than a tall glass of Bud Dry
Well you're the kinda guy who needs attention around the clock well you can't ever talk cause baby...
it's on the rocks! Yeah it's on the rocks Well it's me you gotta detox Cause baby, it's on the rocks! it's on the rocks, Yeah it's on the rocks!
//
The music stopped. The woman talked with Miyako for a few moments before leaving.
Miyako sighed and put down her head phones.
She glanced at the clock before flipping through a bunch of papers. She adjusted her purple tinted glasses. She was just checking her notes before leaving. She yawned stretching her arms as the phone began to ring .
*BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!*
*DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING-A-LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING*
*BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!*
She reached to answer the phone *Bump*
she had accidentally bumped the computer and canceled her program.
"Oh crap! It took three weeks to do this!!" she panicked Her fingers ran franticly across the keyboard checking to see if she had already saved it before she closed it, she didn't.
She sunk back in her swivel chair,
Sighing angrily and cursing, she smacked her hand down on a small table with her coffee on it. "Ahhh! @#%#$! Cuso Oban!* %#$!!" the boiling coffee had spilled all over her.
She took off her glasses and wiped them off with a napkin.
" Son of a...Mother...monkey f- crap face...."
"I hate Friday..." she mumbled as she continued to wipe her glasses *click* she looked down, one of the lenses had popped out... She ran a hand through her drenched hair, wanting to pull it out, she stormed out of the room
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She was still drenched from the coffee she had spilled as she stomped down the hall, her shoes making a loud Clack sound with each step she took.
'Damn phone!' she thought bitterly.
She again sighed angrily as she approached the elevator, tripping on her way in
"I can't wait to get home." she said pushing the button labeled "one" with her index finger.
She checked her watch as she paced around, 'why the hell is it taking so damn long?' she thought looking at the button panel.
"Shit..." she said staring at the buttons.
ALL of them were lit up. "HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!?"
she yelled trying to fix the buttons.
"Calm down, missy." Miyako spun around to see where the voice had come from, apparently there was someone else in the elevator with her.
"Can you help me?" she asked as the woman came closer. Miyako sensed something odd about her.
"My name is Nichole." she smiled. "Nice to meet you..." Miyako said shaking her hand.
"Now, not to be rude or anything but could you please help me?" she asked looking at Yoko desperately.
The other girl fluttered her eyelashes, "Do You know how cute you look like that?" 'What the hell...?!' Miyako thought, backing away slightly.
"Uhh...So, have any kids?" Miyako asked politely hoping Nichole
would get the hint...
'Please be straight' Miyako thought crossing her fingers,
Yoko put her hand on Miyako's shoulder, "No."
She said grinning.
Miyako peeled Nichole
hand off with a pale expression on her face.
"
I- uh... have to go now...." Miyako said calmly.
"The elevator doesn't work."
Nichole
informed her.
Miyako shuddered 'that's right...' she thought as she stepped back until she was as far away from Yoko as possible.
The Elevator jerked to a stop sending both of them sprawling to the floor.
Miyako brushed off her now dry skit, as the doors opened. Once in the hall she ran, "Wait M-" With out thinking, Miyako pushed trusty old Earl the perverted Janitor into Nichole
...hoping she'd get uhm straightened out...
Miyako and kept running
She was heading for the stairs. *Slip- Splat*
"$#%#$%!#$@^!Oban*!"
Miyako continued to articulate*obscenities*as she pulled herself up off of the bleached tile floor.
She smelled her sleeve, coffee AND bleach was not good she got up and continued to race towards the doorway,
She was almost there! only three more feet and then- "Miyako! there you are!" a shrill voice called from behind her.
"Aw! not now Heather I'm having a REALLY bad day!"
She yelled as the cheery woman shoved some papers in her face.
"I don't have time for this now!" she screeched.
She turned around to look at Hitomi her face paled again Nichole
was only a yard away.
Miyako avoided eye contact and began talking to Heather, in an eerily calm voice.
"So how' bout that weather eh?" she asked nervously as Nichole
waved to her from the bottom of the stairs
"I AM NOT A LESBIAN!!!!!" she yelled at Yoko, Heatherblinked at her. "What are you implying..." Said heather mother of two with a pregnant swelled belly and a hottie husband.
Miyako ignored her "Bye Heather" She said bolting out the door.
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"Miyako where are you going?"
A man asked as she stormed towards her car.
"Have Michael stay late!" she yelled as she got closer to her car. *Crack, thud!* Miyako was on the ground holding her ankle,
"Stupid crappy shoes!" she said clutching the heel of her shoe.
After ten minutes of Miyako cursing her shoes she finally managed to hobble over to her car.
"What the hell is wrong with this freaking contraption?!?!"
she bellowed as she continued to try and start the engine.
Frustrated, she popped her hood and got out of the car.
There was NO battery.
She growled, grabbing the note from where the battery used to be, It said
:Miyako-san, I had to borrow your battery because... well ask Hikari.
I hope you aren't mad at me,
your friend
~Motomiya Daiskue.
Miyako just about keeled over.
"Things can NOT get any worse than this."
she said, turning around to start walking.
The sky had darkened, *plip* "Ara?" Miyako looked up at the sky,
"At least It'll be a light rain."
she said aloud as she continued on her way home.
As if on Q it started pouring down rain.
"Just shoot me."
she mumbled, walking down a familiar street.
She stopped in front of a restaurant, there was a bar entrance in the back.
"I.Need.Beer." She said bluntly,
'If I learned anything from the Digiworld experience It's that Booze solves everything.'
she thought as she walked around to the back.
She got a chill upon entering the building.
Shaking it off, she walked over to the bar tender,
"Hey, can I have a bud light and a-" she paused and turned to see a familiar face sitting two stools away from her,
the bar tender took the hint and went to get her bud light
"Koushiro?" she asked grabbing the stool next to him, it was nice to see a familiar face for once.
He turned and raised an eyebrow.
"Hey," He said, noticing the stressed look on Miyako's face he grew concerned.
"What happened?" He asked while ordering some more booze.
"Lets just say I had a bad day at work."
She said taking a sip from his glass since hers didn't arrive yet. ' -_-v That's mine...'
Koushiro thought as he watched her finish off twelve ounces. He ordered some more.
While she paid for her Bud light
"What was so bad about your day?"
he asked looking at her. "Let's see," she said finishing off her Bud, "First I screwed up on three weeks of work..."
she began reaching for his glass
"I'll buy you a new one just as long as you stop swiping mine."
he said holding his glass away from her.
She looked at him, and smiled.
"Thanks, say your a smart person right? What do you think came first the chicken or the egg?"
"The egg." he said sliding her glass over to her side.
"But there had to be a chicken to lay the egg." She said practically inhaling her drink.
Koushiro nodded, setting down his glass he rubbed his chin.
"But the chicken had to come from and egg Miyako."
he said as Miyako grabbed his glass and began drinking again.
"Don't-" Koushiro paused, he was getting a call on his cell phone.
"Be right black, I mean back." he said turning away from the drunken woman for a moment.
While the drunk Koushiro was yakking away on the phone Miyako was finishing off his drink.
"Your getting germs all over it...GIRL germs."
Miyako looked up to see Koushiro's disappointed face.
"So?" She said giving the glass back to him.
He shrugged and sat down.
"But a chicken had to lay the egg that the other chicken came from. But where did the first chicken come from?"
Miyako questioned while Koushiro went over it in his mind.
"A Chicken wouldn't be able to hatch from an egg much less even form with out a rooster. So there can't just be hens."
Miyako thought for a moment.
"But where did the rooster and the chicken come from?"
he said as she continued to stare. "So what do think came first, the chicken or the egg?"
The bar tender was interrupted by a disgruntled waiter
.
"What's wrong?'
The bar tender asked. As the waiter tapped his foot
"Those drunks are disturbing a nine-year-old's birthday party! now get them out before we get complaints!"
he said angrily.
"Ok, ok don't have a cow."
Miyako raised her eyebrows. " Weird country, dough and cows are currency evidently. I mean I HEAR it al the time, DON'T have a cow, maybe it means don't charge for over time?" Koushiro shrugged.
"Uhh... excuse me you two, but you have to leave."
She said tapping Miyako on the shoulder.
"Do you mind?" Miyako asked slightly annoyed.
"We're trying to have an IMPORTANT discussion." Koushiro said cutting in.
The bar tender adjusted her bandana and leaned forward,
she narrowed her eyes as she explained what the waiter had said.
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"Aish! why couldn't we have stopped somewhere ELSE to use the phone?! Hello, are you listening to me Daiskue We're barely old enough to be here!"
Hikari yelled as Daiskue put his hand up, "Shh! It's ringing."
he said. pressing his ear against the receiver.
Hikari rolled her eyes and looked around. "Hey Daiskue-kun look!"
she said wrenching on his arm. He turned around,
a annoyed look etched upon his face.
"What is it?" he asked looking in the direction her gloved hand was pointing.
"So? It's Koushiro-san and Miyako. What's yer' point?"
he asked looking at her puzzled.
"Don't they seem wasted to you?" she asked still looking at the drunk pair.
"What's wrong with some friends getting a little tipsy?"
He asked looking at the confused Hikari.
"Nothing I guess, Maybe I was just being paranoid." she said, turning back to Daiskue.
"See, I was right." Daiskue said smiling proudly.
Hikari walked ahead of him as he held the door.
As Hikari was walking through Daiskue looked back to where Miyako and Koushiro were sitting but only saw two empty stools and alot of empty bottles.
'Where'd they go?...' he thought as Hikari pulled him outside into the cool night air.
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It was almost seven AM, and twenty two year old Miyako had accomplished her life long dream.
She became a sound technician, lived in a nice apartment with her best friend and had great friends, was married, well sort of married...
Her "husband" was a friend of hers that had asked her to marry him so he could live in America.
Since Miyako was the only female he knew with a citizenship (besides Mimi) and wouldn't care if he married her, he asked her.
Ken was in the Amazon studying something (Nobody wanted to ask...) as well as trying to straighten out.
And had bumped into Chicos(Rosa) who had become a soccer coach. (Why was she there? You DON'T want to know...but you'll find out later anyway!)
Miyako hadn't heard from him since last February, she didn't care though.
He wasn't a very good friend. Back in 10th grade when Miyako was dating him he told her he was bisexual and that he was only dating her because she was boyish.
This, obviously, made Miyako a tad uncomfortable and she decided to break up with him.
There was only a year left until she could divorce her "Husband" and the two of them could go about their pointless lives.
Because in America , where she was nightly boozed it up , you had to be married three years (and convince a really ugly lady with bad eyeliner , you love the MORON. Uhg) before you divorce, without the government Taking away your spouses Green Card.
NOBODY can ever say Miyako isn't a good friend.
'God, I'm so bored.'
She thought.
"Ready?" she asked as a figure gave her a thumbs up from behind sound proof glass. Miyako's fingers wrapped around a large yellow pair of head phones, she brought them up to her head and slipped them on.
The woman behind the glass began singing a Rock-a-billy* tune.
Miyako listened carefully and told her what to do. Then she busied herself with the equalizer, still wearing her headphones. The woman was doing a remix of the Donna's "It's on the rocks"
// We're over and I'm all done Yeah it's time to have some real fun so I'm calling all my ladies we're gonna key your Mercedes
Well you're the kinda guy who needs attention around the clock well you can't ever talk cause baby...
it's on the rocks! Yeah it's on the rocks Well it's me you gotta detox Cause baby, it's on the rocks!
Your luvin's like a car crash you're gone and I got whiplash
Well you're the kinda guy who needs attention around the clock well you can't ever talk cause baby...
it's on the rocks! Yeah it's on the rocks Well it's me you gotta detox Cause baby, it's on the rocks!
You're a stain I can't get out I tried bleach and I tried shout I apologies for all the noise I just had to tell all the boys that you'd rather have a Mai Tai Than a tall glass of Bud Dry
Well you're the kinda guy who needs attention around the clock well you can't ever talk cause baby...
it's on the rocks! Yeah it's on the rocks Well it's me you gotta detox Cause baby, it's on the rocks! it's on the rocks, Yeah it's on the rocks!
//
The music stopped. The woman talked with Miyako for a few moments before leaving.
Miyako sighed and put down her head phones.
She glanced at the clock before flipping through a bunch of papers. She adjusted her purple tinted glasses. She was just checking her notes before leaving. She yawned stretching her arms as the phone began to ring .
*BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!*
*DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING-A-LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING*
*BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!*
She reached to answer the phone *Bump*
she had accidentally bumped the computer and canceled her program.
"Oh crap! It took three weeks to do this!!" she panicked Her fingers ran franticly across the keyboard checking to see if she had already saved it before she closed it, she didn't.
She sunk back in her swivel chair,
Sighing angrily and cursing, she smacked her hand down on a small table with her coffee on it. "Ahhh! @#%#$! Cuso Oban!* %#$!!" the boiling coffee had spilled all over her.
She took off her glasses and wiped them off with a napkin.
" Son of a...Mother...monkey f- crap face...."
"I hate Friday..." she mumbled as she continued to wipe her glasses *click* she looked down, one of the lenses had popped out... She ran a hand through her drenched hair, wanting to pull it out, she stormed out of the room
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She was still drenched from the coffee she had spilled as she stomped down the hall, her shoes making a loud Clack sound with each step she took.
'Damn phone!' she thought bitterly.
She again sighed angrily as she approached the elevator, tripping on her way in
"I can't wait to get home." she said pushing the button labeled "one" with her index finger.
She checked her watch as she paced around, 'why the hell is it taking so damn long?' she thought looking at the button panel.
"Shit..." she said staring at the buttons.
ALL of them were lit up. "HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!?"
she yelled trying to fix the buttons.
"Calm down, missy." Miyako spun around to see where the voice had come from, apparently there was someone else in the elevator with her.
"Can you help me?" she asked as the woman came closer. Miyako sensed something odd about her.
"My name is Nichole." she smiled. "Nice to meet you..." Miyako said shaking her hand.
"Now, not to be rude or anything but could you please help me?" she asked looking at Yoko desperately.
The other girl fluttered her eyelashes, "Do You know how cute you look like that?" 'What the hell...?!' Miyako thought, backing away slightly.
"Uhh...So, have any kids?" Miyako asked politely hoping Nichole
would get the hint...
'Please be straight' Miyako thought crossing her fingers,
Yoko put her hand on Miyako's shoulder, "No."
She said grinning.
Miyako peeled Nichole
hand off with a pale expression on her face.
"
I- uh... have to go now...." Miyako said calmly.
"The elevator doesn't work."
Nichole
informed her.
Miyako shuddered 'that's right...' she thought as she stepped back until she was as far away from Yoko as possible.
The Elevator jerked to a stop sending both of them sprawling to the floor.
Miyako brushed off her now dry skit, as the doors opened. Once in the hall she ran, "Wait M-" With out thinking, Miyako pushed trusty old Earl the perverted Janitor into Nichole
...hoping she'd get uhm straightened out...
Miyako and kept running
She was heading for the stairs. *Slip- Splat*
"$#%#$%!#$@^!Oban*!"
Miyako continued to articulate*obscenities*as she pulled herself up off of the bleached tile floor.
She smelled her sleeve, coffee AND bleach was not good she got up and continued to race towards the doorway,
She was almost there! only three more feet and then- "Miyako! there you are!" a shrill voice called from behind her.
"Aw! not now Heather I'm having a REALLY bad day!"
She yelled as the cheery woman shoved some papers in her face.
"I don't have time for this now!" she screeched.
She turned around to look at Hitomi her face paled again Nichole
was only a yard away.
Miyako avoided eye contact and began talking to Heather, in an eerily calm voice.
"So how' bout that weather eh?" she asked nervously as Nichole
waved to her from the bottom of the stairs
"I AM NOT A LESBIAN!!!!!" she yelled at Yoko, Heatherblinked at her. "What are you implying..." Said heather mother of two with a pregnant swelled belly and a hottie husband.
Miyako ignored her "Bye Heather" She said bolting out the door.
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"Miyako where are you going?"
A man asked as she stormed towards her car.
"Have Michael stay late!" she yelled as she got closer to her car. *Crack, thud!* Miyako was on the ground holding her ankle,
"Stupid crappy shoes!" she said clutching the heel of her shoe.
After ten minutes of Miyako cursing her shoes she finally managed to hobble over to her car.
"What the hell is wrong with this freaking contraption?!?!"
she bellowed as she continued to try and start the engine.
Frustrated, she popped her hood and got out of the car.
There was NO battery.
She growled, grabbing the note from where the battery used to be, It said
:Miyako-san, I had to borrow your battery because... well ask Hikari.
I hope you aren't mad at me,
your friend
~Motomiya Daiskue.
Miyako just about keeled over.
"Things can NOT get any worse than this."
she said, turning around to start walking.
The sky had darkened, *plip* "Ara?" Miyako looked up at the sky,
"At least It'll be a light rain."
she said aloud as she continued on her way home.
As if on Q it started pouring down rain.
"Just shoot me."
she mumbled, walking down a familiar street.
She stopped in front of a restaurant, there was a bar entrance in the back.
"I.Need.Beer." She said bluntly,
'If I learned anything from the Digiworld experience It's that Booze solves everything.'
she thought as she walked around to the back.
She got a chill upon entering the building.
Shaking it off, she walked over to the bar tender,
"Hey, can I have a bud light and a-" she paused and turned to see a familiar face sitting two stools away from her,
the bar tender took the hint and went to get her bud light
"Koushiro?" she asked grabbing the stool next to him, it was nice to see a familiar face for once.
He turned and raised an eyebrow.
"Hey," He said, noticing the stressed look on Miyako's face he grew concerned.
"What happened?" He asked while ordering some more booze.
"Lets just say I had a bad day at work."
She said taking a sip from his glass since hers didn't arrive yet. ' -_-v That's mine...'
Koushiro thought as he watched her finish off twelve ounces. He ordered some more.
While she paid for her Bud light
"What was so bad about your day?"
he asked looking at her. "Let's see," she said finishing off her Bud, "First I screwed up on three weeks of work..."
she began reaching for his glass
"I'll buy you a new one just as long as you stop swiping mine."
he said holding his glass away from her.
She looked at him, and smiled.
"Thanks, say your a smart person right? What do you think came first the chicken or the egg?"
"The egg." he said sliding her glass over to her side.
"But there had to be a chicken to lay the egg." She said practically inhaling her drink.
Koushiro nodded, setting down his glass he rubbed his chin.
"But the chicken had to come from and egg Miyako."
he said as Miyako grabbed his glass and began drinking again.
"Don't-" Koushiro paused, he was getting a call on his cell phone.
"Be right black, I mean back." he said turning away from the drunken woman for a moment.
While the drunk Koushiro was yakking away on the phone Miyako was finishing off his drink.
"Your getting germs all over it...GIRL germs."
Miyako looked up to see Koushiro's disappointed face.
"So?" She said giving the glass back to him.
He shrugged and sat down.
"But a chicken had to lay the egg that the other chicken came from. But where did the first chicken come from?"
Miyako questioned while Koushiro went over it in his mind.
"A Chicken wouldn't be able to hatch from an egg much less even form with out a rooster. So there can't just be hens."
Miyako thought for a moment.
"But where did the rooster and the chicken come from?"
he said as she continued to stare. "So what do think came first, the chicken or the egg?"
The bar tender was interrupted by a disgruntled waiter
.
"What's wrong?'
The bar tender asked. As the waiter tapped his foot
"Those drunks are disturbing a nine-year-old's birthday party! now get them out before we get complaints!"
he said angrily.
"Ok, ok don't have a cow."
Miyako raised her eyebrows. " Weird country, dough and cows are currency evidently. I mean I HEAR it al the time, DON'T have a cow, maybe it means don't charge for over time?" Koushiro shrugged.
"Uhh... excuse me you two, but you have to leave."
She said tapping Miyako on the shoulder.
"Do you mind?" Miyako asked slightly annoyed.
"We're trying to have an IMPORTANT discussion." Koushiro said cutting in.
The bar tender adjusted her bandana and leaned forward,
she narrowed her eyes as she explained what the waiter had said.
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"Aish! why couldn't we have stopped somewhere ELSE to use the phone?! Hello, are you listening to me Daiskue We're barely old enough to be here!"
Hikari yelled as Daiskue put his hand up, "Shh! It's ringing."
he said. pressing his ear against the receiver.
Hikari rolled her eyes and looked around. "Hey Daiskue-kun look!"
she said wrenching on his arm. He turned around,
a annoyed look etched upon his face.
"What is it?" he asked looking in the direction her gloved hand was pointing.
"So? It's Koushiro-san and Miyako. What's yer' point?"
he asked looking at her puzzled.
"Don't they seem wasted to you?" she asked still looking at the drunk pair.
"What's wrong with some friends getting a little tipsy?"
He asked looking at the confused Hikari.
"Nothing I guess, Maybe I was just being paranoid." she said, turning back to Daiskue.
"See, I was right." Daiskue said smiling proudly.
Hikari walked ahead of him as he held the door.
As Hikari was walking through Daiskue looked back to where Miyako and Koushiro were sitting but only saw two empty stools and alot of empty bottles.
'Where'd they go?...' he thought as Hikari pulled him outside into the cool night air.
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