A.N. I was surprised no one did a story for Alli's new school. Just because it's all girls, doesn't mean things can't get fun... Again, not a femslash story... You'll see... People are just to busy swooning over Munro Chambers, Eli stories have exploded... Joy. Someone needs to bring back the old characters, and make things right for them. These newbies will have their chance... Did anyone else cry when Alli and Clare said good-bye. Me and my best friend did:) Then I saw the trailer for 2morrow's episode and ran around the house screaming Declan's coming back! It was pretty funny and spaztastic. Anyway enough with me, here's Alli...

I sat uncomfortably in my seat, tugging at my pleated skirt. I knew rumors had been circulating about me, but they were farfetched tales, nothing like what really happened. Nothing like I had just explained to my parents, the reason I'm here now, right.

The teacher droned on and on. I wish I had my cell, so I could text one of my friends, but after my parents had found out about my little sexting "incident," they had stripped me of my phone, while lecturing. Ughhhhh... Gosh, the liked to lecture. Similar to this teacher now. I used to like English. Not anymore.

"And now... Here is our new student teacher, Mr. DiMarco."

Holy shit, did he just say DiMarco. Oh, no, this was soooo not a good way to get my parents trust back. He was the reason for half my file anyway. That file...

"Ms. Bandari... MS. BANDARI..."

The girl sitting behind me tapped my shoulder.

"Huh," I turn around and whisper. She points to the front of the class. I turn around and choke out, "Yes?"

"If you were paying attention, which obviously you weren't, you would know that I just asked you for the definition of hyperbole."

I sneaked a peek at "Mr. DiMarco." Yeah, it was definitely Johnny. Shit. I have to ignore him. I saw him roll his eyes, and it looked like he was choking back a laugh. Probably wondering what happened to his "good girl" Alli. Oh, he knows...

"Ms. Bandari"

"Oh, right, um, sorry," I squeak out. "A hyperbole is an extreme exaggeration."

"Very good Ms. Bandari, although next time I strongly advise you to pay attention. In fact, how about you move up to the front of the class now."

Humiliated, I quickly gather my books and walked up front, ducking my head. It doesn't matter, they all know who I am anyway, well, not my first name but still, instinct reaction. As I slid into my new seat, I risked a peek at Johnny from the corner of my eye. He raised an eyebrow, smirking. Great, he saw. I started fiddling with one of my plaits, and kept my eyes on the teacher the whole lesson, a first.

A.N. Betcha didn't see that coming. Told you it wasn't femslash. Etc., yada-yada-yada and all that shit. Please Review:)