Return of the Swietie Man
by Mizhowlinmad (HBF), 2010
Disclaimer: District 9 is the property of N. Blomkamp and TriStar Pictures. I do this strictly for the swieties. "Winnie the Pooh" and "A Spoonful of Sugar" original lyrics by Richard M. Sherman and Robert B. Sherman, 1963. Everybody open a can of Puddi, grab some goat braaivleis and sing along, now!
XXX
Deep in the heart of District 9
where Christopher Johnson played ...
You'll find the endangered neighborhood
Of Christopher's childhood days
A prawnling named Seymour was his friend...
and Jonah, whose shell was blue
There was Garrett and Robert and poor Paul,
but all of the Prawns say...
Fok MNU...
Fok MNU...
Schemin' little humans all stuffed with kak
It's Fok MNU...
Fok MNU...
Sick of Earth and wanna go hoooome….
XXX
In ev`ry job in District 9, there is an element of prawns.
You meet the prawn and snap, the job`s a pain.
And ev`ry knock on their front door becomes a deadly chore.
Bang bang! You're dead! Unless you know before….
That a handful of swieties helps the little prawns calm down.
Little prawns calm dow-wown, little prawns calm down.
Just a handful of swieties makes the little prawns calm down
in the most insectile way.
An agent ransacking a shack has very little time to snack
while gathering up guns and fluid tubes.
Though he's not bowed in his defeat, he has a little bit to eat.
He carries Milk Duds, lollies and Jujubes
For a handful of swieties helps the little prawns calm down.
Little prawns calm dow-wown, little prawns calm down.
Just a handful of swieties makes the little prawns calm down
in the most insectile way.
First Battalion's in the air with all that armor that they wear
never stopping for a quickie bite to eat
Because they've got to take a shot, from any vantage point they've got,
They know, it's true, they pack a little treat
For a handful of swieties helps the little prawns calm down.
Little prawns calm dow-wown, little prawns calm down.
Just a handful of swieties makes the little prawns calm down
in the most insectile way.
Fini