Just a really short, pointless story about Glenn Quagmire, the pervert from Family Guy, hitting on the extremely insane witch from Harry Potter, Bellatrix Lestrange. Made for Humor. I don't own Family Guy or Harry Potter. Enjoy!
Bellatrix Lestrange was walking down a muggle ally to Severus Snape's house. She hated walking in muggle areas. She continued walking down the ally until suddenly she ran into a dark- haired man and was knocked to the ground.
"Sorry about that. Let me help you up gorgeous." he said, extending one of his hands to help her up.
" Get away from me you filthy muggle." she said in her high- pitched voice.
" Aw come on beautiful I didn't mean to knock you down. Or did I? Oh!" the man said doing some sort of pelvic thrust with his arms.
Bellatrix was appalled by the man and drew out her wand, shoved him against the ally wall and pointed her wand at his throat.
" Oh I love a woman who's feisty! Giggity giggity goo! The man said.
Bellatrix couldn't take anymore of this man's foolish behavior and raised her wand, said Avada Kedrava and killed the man.