Curse of the Beach Chest
A lucky star fanfic
Disclaimer I don't own Lucky Star or any other references made.
"Normal talking"
"Thoughts"
(A/N This fanfic is mostly based on ArmorBlade's Curse of the Wardrobe Malfunction. I asked for his permission to use his idea, so please no flaming about stealing. It might be a little similar, but this has a different spin to it. Enjoy)
Chapter one- Start of the Curse
It was to be a regular day in the life of Konata, and company. To think something simple like a chest would change the course of that day. It was just a gift that Yui had been given to her.
At the end of school for Konata, and the start of summer break. Currently she was nursing a bump on the head. A gift from the teacher, for sleeping in class. Close by Kagami was looking annoyed.
"To think you would learn not to sleep in Kuroi-sensei's class." Kagami said in tried tone. The blue haired girl just shrugged off the jab.
"Onee-chan please can you stop it. Kona-chan probably has a reason for it." Said the younger sister, looking now worried at situation.
"Tsukasa is right about that. I just can't help it Kagami. There is too much work for me to do at night." She replied, and then looked at them with a relaxed stare. There was a sweat drops on twin haired girl at the laid back attitude.
"Your hobbies don't count as work. You need to focus on school more." Kagami replied with a flat tone, and sighed. The one receiving the lecture just winced at the sarcasm.
"That's Kagami for you. She has to be sticker for the weary." Thinking about the jab. It was then a thought popup about a certain chest.
"Do you want come over to my house to see my treasure chest?"
That tidbit of information shocked to them to the core. It was something that was not expected.
"It's a real life chest, not just one from your games?" Kagami said in disbelieve at the reply.
Konata just nodded at the question. Then it was Miyuki that asked a question about the so-called item.
"Have you opened to see what's inside the chest Izumi-san?" This had the owner now sharing her in confusion.
"We've tried to open the thing. Only for it not to budge an inch." There was only looks of confusion with this revelation. She then continued the explanation.
"It seems like a word or something else needs to present for it to open. Like when it's too early for an item work."
Despite the comment on the gaming asset, it did arouse their curiosity.
(Izumi house)
They all now arrived at Konata's room, the usual stuff was around. In one corner there was an old chest with markings on it. It looked just like a true treasure chest. Everyone now was standing by it.
"Kona-chan how did you find this chest?" Tsukasa asked while looking at the chest with wonder. It seemed too unreal to be seeing one.
They all looked at owner wanting to know about its origins. Then putting a hand on the back of her head and started explaining.
"Yui-Neesan was the one that gave it to me." They nodded for her to continue the explanations. "It was found by her and her husband at the beach. It seemed to be just lying there. They took it and then found it couldn't be opened. She figured that I would want the chest for a gift." That explanation made the trio nervous. It was very careless way of handling it.
They all looked at the chest with a sweat drop. Tsukasa decided to try and open the chest. It just stayed closed despite the force being put on it. She gave up trying to open it and was now breathing hard from the effort.
Miyuki then noticed something written on the lid. It looks like some kind of runes painted on. That had faded from time.
"There's something written on here. I don't know what it says." Miyuki replied with a curiously. It looked like old Japanese kanji, only with a different writing style.
"I bet it's a seal to keep it locked up." said the owner of the chest. There was some sweat dropping at the idea. Kagami was looking with concept at the idea. The others were just looking.
"Is that so? Well then maybe it will open if I say something like open sesame."
After the words were said, a click was heard. It came from the chest. This caused a jump from the group.
"What was that click onee-chan?" Said the now frightened Tsukasa.
"I think it came from the chest." Replied the blue haired girl. Then gave thumbs up to Kagami.
"Nice work Kagami. You opened it, now let's see the treasure." said Konata with a large amount of excitement.
This had put off Kagami somewhat. The smaller girl pushed the lid to see it moving. Everyone held their breath to see what's in the chest.
Only to find not an ounce of gold, rubies or diamonds. There only seem to a lot of lace and others pieces of clothes. Miyuki reached in to take out a corset; it was red, very lacy. It seems mostly for sexual wearing, and made the one holding it blush a deep red. The others started looking for anything of value.
"This looks like some kind of reproduction. This looks to very recently made." Miyuki said in a sad tone, and then put it back. It was a disappointing to see someone's so called collection of underwear.
"I agree unless they had this line of clothes back then." Konata said while looking through the chest. Meanwhile Tsukasa was holding a pair of panties with an animal print on them.
"This looks so cute; I wonder why it's in here? I would like to keep this." thought Tsukasa looking at the piece with interest.
"Why is there a panty with English lettering doing here?" thought Kagami while holding the panty. It was then something caught Konata's attention.
"Kagami this one suits you very nicely." said Konata while holding out a panty.
It was a purple thong. A red vein appeared on her head. Then grabbing the article and the other one in hand. Thrown it back into the chest.
"I will not be wearing anything like that!" She was now growling at the smaller girl. Konata just back off a little with, a sigh of defeat.
"It did suit you fine." Konata said with disappointment. Kagami just raised a fist at the comment.
"What do we do with the chest now Izumi-san?" Asked the pink haired girl. She did bring a point.
"I guess just turn it in possibly." They just sweat dropped at the answer.
"Since the chest is junk. How about a movie instead?" asked Konata with an excited tone.
"Do you have a movie in mind than Kona-chan?" Tsukasa replied with some reluctance, because of it being a scary movie. The other clothes were put back, and the lid closed.
"It just came out, since we don't have school. I thought we can go." said Konata to the group. To Tsukasa relief, it was not a scary movie.
"Why not call this a payment for finding someone's so called clothing collection." Said Kagami, Konata just sweat dropped with defeat.
While they made their plans, the chest had glowed for a belief second. It was a prelude to something.
The next day at the entrance to the theater they gathered. Konata had on a green t-shirt, with a bigger brown button shirt over the other one. The brown kakis were past the knees. Kagami had a pink button up shirt, with a tie. The jean shorts she was wearing had spenders.
Miyuki had a beige blouse with a matching short sleeved cardigan. The dress had finish the classily look. Tsukasa had a blue and white t-shirt that was a little big. Complete with a pair of jean shorts.
"We all here so let's go." Said Konata with glee, they started to get their tickets. Then some snacks for the show. Now they had found some seats.
It was then she had stiffened at a feeling. It just had happened when about to sit down.
"What was that just now? It was like a something happening to my butt?" thought the girl in bewilderment. Like something rough was touching it.
The movie screen was now starting to show the main event, deciding it was not important Konata just relaxed. The end of movie, it was a nice movie for the group. Kagami was now uncomfortable about something.
"What's wrong with my bra? I feel something's rubbing my breast like there is nothing there? It's probably just my mind playing tricks." Kagami thinking it was nothing to worry about.
Now getting to the restroom was a bit of a problem, it was very packed. When they get in it became deserted. Konata went in last to a stall to find out about the problem earlier.
"THEY ARE NOW GONE!"
This yell had the scared the girls. They just now were finished washing their hands. A stall door slammed opened to show, Konata coming out. This had made them blush a bright red. Because of her khakis, they were almost at the ankles.
"My panties are now gone!" exclaimed the now crying girl. Her khakis were now being pulled up, not before they saw her private parts not covered by anything.
"What are you doing Konata?" exclaimed Kagami in embarrassment at this site. Then pointing a finger at the person.
"Don't you have any dignity at all?" said Kagami in disbelieve at the shameless act happening. Konata just cried tears of shame.
"That's not fair Kagami. I just now found out my panties are gone." replied Konata with a tone of sadness.
"How do we know this is not a joke?" Said Kagami with a steely laced tone. Konata straighten up in resolve.
"I was wearing panties earlier Kagami. Unless you did something to change that?" said Konata with a conviction at it being a joke. The caused the other girl to grind teeth.
Miyuki was at loss to what to do with the situation. Turning her head to look and see if Tsukasa can help with this problem. Only to discover something out of place.
"Ts-Ts-Tsukasa-san your shorts!" Miyuki said to the one close by. That got the attention of the other two.
They looked to see what was wrong with Tsukasa. Only to see find out no jean shorts on the unexpected girl. They can now can see her pink panties, with a bow right there in its full glory. She seemed obvious to the lack of apparel.
"What's wrong onee-chan, Yuki-chan?" asked Tsukasa in curiously and tilted her head. That had shocked them completely.
"Don't you know your shorts are gone Tsukasa!" Exclaimed Kagami in disbelief at the statement like nothing was wrong.
Tsukasa was now stumped at being told, that she had no shorts on. Moving her hands to feel for the fabric of the shorts. Only to feel the cloth of her panties. To growing horror she looked down, only to see a pair of pink panties.
"NO!" Cried the now exposed girl. She was now trying to cover them, with her t-shirt. This action didn't totally cover them up.
It was then another discovery was made. The next victim was Miyuki's blouse. It had now disappeared, Mikyuki's blue, and white striped bra was now showing. Like Tsukasa before, she didn't notice it happening.
"Yuki-chan your blouse is now gone!" Tsukasa cried out to the newest the victim.
"Oh my oh my"
Miyuki confirmed the now missing piece. Blushing at her own exposure, she was using the cardigan that stayed to help cover the bra.
"What's going on here?" Thought Kagami with disbelieve. It was then something came to mind. "It's not possible that it had happened to me too?"
It was she now turned for privacy and then looked down her shirt. To now see a naked nipple present. Now her head straightened up with a blush. For this revelation made her scared and embarrassed. Something was now going very wrong here.
"What could do this? It is a little old man in a purple gi?" thought Konata, while scratching her head. She wanted to know what the reason for this event was.
"No that's not right he would only go for underwear. Not the clothes, wait there was that chest."
It was then it stuck Konata with reason. It had made some sense.
(The Izumi house)
Yutaka and her friends were currently going to Konata's room. She was wearing a simple pair of brown shorts, and a t-shirt with a carrot on it. Minami was wearing a button up white shirt, with black shorts. Patty had a yellow tank top, and white pants.
Hiyori was wearing a baggy gray t-shirt, and a yellow sweat pants. They now were in the room. The first thing to catch their attention was the chest.
"What's with the chest Yutaka?" asked Patty now wondering about the chest.
"It was a gift from Yui-oneechan." Yutaka said to everyone.
Patty then went to open the chest.
"Wait Patty the chest will no…"
Before she finished, Patty had already opened the chest. This just made Yutaka curious, because they tried to open it earlier. It just stayed closed, and now it can be opened.
"What's up with this?"
They looked to see Patty now holding a bra, and panty set. This made the group blush at the site.
"Patty-chan how did you find those things?" Hiyori asked the blond seemly embarrassed.
"From the chest." replied Patty with bluntness.
Now everyone got close to look inside the chest. To see the same look as earlier, only with more additions to it.
"So this is your sister's collection?" asked the glasses wearing girl.
Yutaka just shake her head at the question. "It was from the beach, Yui-onesan just found it."
"So this is just a pervert's lost collection." Hiyori just sighed at the situation.
She was now looking at a certain panty, and then picked it up. A gleam appeared in her eye at the looking at a very lacy undergarment, which she was now holding. This would make a good start of a scene for a manga that she could draw.
Minami just looked at the contents with a red face. Yutaka then saw something that looked very familiar. Reaching in to the chest to grab a panty. It was gray with a panda face on the back.
The others had returned the undergarments, they had taken out.
"Were have I seen this before?" thought Yutaka holding the cloth trying to remember, if she had seen it before.
"That was very misleading." said Patty with a sigh. Now everyone was looking at the girl for information.
"Why do you think about that Patty-san?" Minami asked with uncertainly.
Placing a hand on her chest, Patty started talking with conviction. "To see what changes would happen." Said the blond with a firm serious. "Something changes when a main character finds an item."
"I agree with that. This is a plot rip-off, finding something, and it not changes anything." Hiyori had agreed with the statement.
Yutaka and Minami had just sweat dropped at this type of logic. Thinking about the mysterious panty was getting nowhere. Yutaka just put it back in the chest and closed the lid.
"Can we please just start getting some other stuff?" Yutaka just said tired from the situation.
The rest nodded disappointed by the chest. It was just a waste of time. Now they were starting to grab stuff to borrow from the room. Just like last time the chest glowed for a second.
(Back at the theater)
"I think that chest has something to do with this." said Konata with certainly.
"How can you be sure that's the reason?" Kagami said in disbelief.
"It started with you opening it."
A look of rage crossed Kagami. "So this is my fault, because of a chest that you owned."
Konata just nodded at the statement. Fearing a new fight Miyuki intervened.
"Izumi-san does have a point, something weird is going on."
"Okay maybe it is that chest, how do we go see if it is the cause." Kagami agreeing with point made. "How do we leave with Miyuki, and Tsukasa looking like that?"
She then pointed at the pair's state of dress. If they tried to leave looking like that, they could be arrested for indecent exposure.
"I got that covered Kagami."
It was then Konata give the extra shirt, which she had on to Tsukasa. Tsukasa took the shirt with confusion. Kagami just slapped a hand in the face at the solution.
"That will not be good enough for the walk to your house. Miyuki's cardigan is doing an ok job, but that is not going to work for very long." said Kagami with exasperation.
Tsukasa was now trying to fix the shirt as a makeshift skirt. Miyuki was now helping to fix it up. Even than it looked suspious. The door opened and someone just now walked in.
"What do we have here?" said a woman's voice with a threating tone.
They all were too engrossed in their situation, they had forgotten about being in a public restroom. Now blue faced at being caught, they turned to see who came in.
It was Miss Kuroi wearing a red t-shirt, and a pair of black pants. This had brought them some hope.
"Sensei we need your help." Konata started pleading at her teacher, while walking up to her.
"Please sensei we need help." Tsukasa said while having tears of shame running.
This shocked the blond at the request. Tsukasa had puppy dog eyes on her. Everyone had now the same look on them at the teacher.
"What's now going here? Did I walk-in on to a rock-paper-stripping game?" asked Kuroi with shock being apparent.
Try to have a nice day in town, then go to find out what was going on in a restroom. Just to find out that it was your students. Only they were just having some kind of stripping party, in a public restroom. That just was only in a packed theater.
"Please madam, we need your help like that one time." Konata said to her gaming partner.
"Why you need my help? When this is just a game you're playing?"
"This not a game we are being attack by something..."
"Kona-chan yo-your shirt is now gone!" Tsukasa said while stopping the girl's speech midway.
It had stuck again, this time it was Konata's t-shirt. The people present can now see her gray bra. This made Kuroi just now jumped back, for it just disappeared right in front of her eyes.
"What the hell is going on here Izumi?"
"Like I said madam, we have some kind of curse." Konata said in calm tone, despite her situation.
"So this is no joke, or a hidden camera show?" asked the older woman in a flat tone.
The group just shook their heads no. Now sighing at the site of the students, she decided to do something.
"I have a feeling, that if I don't help out. It might come back to haunt ME later." thought the teacher in defeat.
"Okay I will help you out." The girl's faces brightened at the reply. "However you do owe me a favor now, you got it."
"I understand madam, now how are you going to help us?" asked Konata with some glee.
"Lucky for you, I have my car today." Said the blond woman, while her nose grew.
"That's good now, what do we do?" Miyuki asked group. Then Konata just spoke after a moment of thinking.
"We have Miss Kuroi get the car close and then we run for it."
"How do we know when to go? It's not we can just wait outside looking like this." Kagami said while waving a hand at everyone, in very diffent stages of undress.
It was then Kuroi pull out a cell phone. "I got that covered. Just give me your phone's number, and I call you to come running."
"Good idea misses Kuroi." Said Kagami while now getting her phone out.
After the numbers were exchanged, Kuroi now left to get the car. While going to car, she now thought about the situation.
"I just hope this is not some kind of joke you're playing brat. I still don't know if it was just a trick with your shirt. For now I have to wait, and see if it's true. There goes my day, just great." Kuroi just sighed at the thought.
"Now then we just wait for the call, and then walk out casually." Konata said to everyone present.
The tension was high for no telling when they are able to leave for the car. Then Kagami's phone started ring for their ride. Now walking out of the restroom together, and close as possible to each other. It was helping to hide their predicament
They had made it to the car with no problems. Konata got in the front seat, everyone else got in the back. It was a tight squeeze, but they managed.
"So were to Izumi?" asked the blond driver looking at the passenger.
"We are going to my house sensei." This came as a surprise to Kuroi. "We need to see about a cursed chest."
"If you say so kid. You have to give me directions to your house." Kuroi said in some disbelief.
"I got it, now onward to stop this cursed item!" Konata said while pointing at the road. The back seated passengers just sweat dropped at the so-called war cry.
The car then took off to their destination.
To be continued
A/N Please some reviews, criticism, or pointers. No flaming please, I am still a bit new at writing. Thanks