Hey, so this is more or less going to be where I post all the various little things that aren't long enough to be separate stories in their own right, but I'd still like to share with the fan community for the heck of it. Hope you enjoy these odds and ends! - SGA
The boy was intently leafing through the old journal yet again. He had been so absorbed in its mysteries and enigmatic notes for long that he didn't realize he was long overdue for an interruption, which is exactly what barged into the attic a few seconds later.
"Dipper, watch out!" His twin charged into their shared bedroom at top speed with a sharp warning. "I'm not wearing any pants!"
Dipper spent the next few moments in the clutches of a total panic. He let out a hoarse yelp, then scuttled back to the corner of his bed as he threw Journal Number Three up over his face. "Mabel, c'mon! Seriously, how did you even….lose….your…."
Realization dawned. He lowered the book with a mighty groan. Mabel meanwhile was a veritable fountain of giggles as she triumphantly bounced up and down. True to her word, she wasn't wearing any pants at all. She was however appropriately garbed in her usual skirt and sweater combination.
"Got yooouuuuu!" She sang happily before breaking out into a small victory dance. As soon as the celebration was over, she whipped out a feather-topped glitter pen and a brightly bedazzled notepad.
"Oh, no." Dipper protested. "If you're gonna keep doing this, can you at least not keep score?"
"Nope!" She was all too eager to jot down her latest win before proudly showing off the current stats. "We're now at three to zip, bro-bro….."