Disclaimer: Neither LOTR nor the Ford company belongs to me. Duh.
Authors Notes: Hey! This is just a weird little idea I came up with. It's most likly been done before, but I haven't seen it. It'll probably be about 5-10 chapters. So please enjoy...
The Ford of the Rings
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Bilbo was tired of dwarves. First he had followed them far from his cozy little Hobbit Hole, now they had gotten him into a yucky cave! Ugh!
Bilbo crept forward toward the sound of...an engine? He peeked around the corner.
"Wow! That slimey thing with a speech problem has a jeep!" Bilbo had always wanted a Ford Jeep, and now here was someone who had one! Oh joy of all joys! He walked around the corner.
"Hey! Slimey thing! Gimme your Ford!" The slimey thing looked up.
"Whyses, my precious?" the slimey thing wanted to know "Why should we at 'Gollum's New and Used Cars' give bossy, short thing a Ford?" Bilbo thought about it.
"Well...I want it. And I'll give you..." he tried to think of something the slimey thing would want "...I'll give you a present!"
"A birthdat present, precioussss?"
"Well, yes, I suppose." Gollum thought about it.
"Whatsss in the pressent?" Bilbo hesitated. Now what should he say? Oh wait! What about that tacky old jewelery he had found in the trash?
"A ring. A nice, shiney ring!"
"A ring, preciousss...A shiney ring, he saysss...it would be our birthday present..." Gollum mumbled to himself. "We wants it!" Bilbo smiled triumphantly. Finally, a Ford!
"Okay then. A Ford for the Ring. Give me the keys then, slimey thing." Gollum threw the keys at Bilbo, who caught them. Bilbo jumped into his new jeep and started it up. Right before he drove away he tossed his ring at Gollum. Gollum caught it and from that day on, spent many years doing nothing but looking at it and playing with it.
And without the cave forever more, only one thing was to be heard:
"Shiney..."
To be continued...
AN: Yes I know, that was really short. But the chapters will get longer. I promise!
Authors Notes: Hey! This is just a weird little idea I came up with. It's most likly been done before, but I haven't seen it. It'll probably be about 5-10 chapters. So please enjoy...
The Ford of the Rings
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Bilbo was tired of dwarves. First he had followed them far from his cozy little Hobbit Hole, now they had gotten him into a yucky cave! Ugh!
Bilbo crept forward toward the sound of...an engine? He peeked around the corner.
"Wow! That slimey thing with a speech problem has a jeep!" Bilbo had always wanted a Ford Jeep, and now here was someone who had one! Oh joy of all joys! He walked around the corner.
"Hey! Slimey thing! Gimme your Ford!" The slimey thing looked up.
"Whyses, my precious?" the slimey thing wanted to know "Why should we at 'Gollum's New and Used Cars' give bossy, short thing a Ford?" Bilbo thought about it.
"Well...I want it. And I'll give you..." he tried to think of something the slimey thing would want "...I'll give you a present!"
"A birthdat present, precioussss?"
"Well, yes, I suppose." Gollum thought about it.
"Whatsss in the pressent?" Bilbo hesitated. Now what should he say? Oh wait! What about that tacky old jewelery he had found in the trash?
"A ring. A nice, shiney ring!"
"A ring, preciousss...A shiney ring, he saysss...it would be our birthday present..." Gollum mumbled to himself. "We wants it!" Bilbo smiled triumphantly. Finally, a Ford!
"Okay then. A Ford for the Ring. Give me the keys then, slimey thing." Gollum threw the keys at Bilbo, who caught them. Bilbo jumped into his new jeep and started it up. Right before he drove away he tossed his ring at Gollum. Gollum caught it and from that day on, spent many years doing nothing but looking at it and playing with it.
And without the cave forever more, only one thing was to be heard:
"Shiney..."
To be continued...
AN: Yes I know, that was really short. But the chapters will get longer. I promise!