DISCLAMER!!!

Pain: hi! Its me pain! If you read the disclaimers for teen titans you know who I am. This is my story. Mady inspired me to write this also did lucario. Lets see who my victim is this time………… SASORI!!!!!

Sasori screams like a child: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pain: to bad! I know who you like.

Sasori: you wouldn't!

Pain: I would and will if you don't stop complaining!!!! Hidan!!

Hidan: *runs into the room* hey pain! Why werent you in the torture session? We need you to help get information on the kyuubi by beating the shit out of sasuke!

Pain: im doing the disclaimer.

Sasori: pain does not own naruto. No copy right is intended. And you better not tell anyone!!! Hidan: tell anyone what? Your head over heels for the angel? Pain: who? Hidan: you'll find out later.

Pain: on to the story!

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Jessica and christine were watching television waiting for their favorite show to come on. Their favorite charectors are the akatsuki. The show comes on.

"wow this is fucking lame!!!" shouted a pissed off jess. "I know!! Its soo stupid! What the hell was that?!?!?" shouted an annoyed chris. "a four year old just killed zein!!!! That's fucked up!!!!" screamed jess.

Jess is a 17 year old girl that is 6'1 with short spiky dark brown hair with crimson in it that goes three inches past her shoulders. Jess has black cold eyes like itachi. She also has 2 piercings on her upper ears. She is wearing a red T-shirt that shows all her shoulders. Under it is a black tank top that is a U cut. She has on a red plaid skirt with one chain hanging off it and black faded jeans. She has on tsunade style shoes.

Chris is 16 and is 5'11 and has long blonde flowing hair so blonde its white with black and crimson streaks in it. her hair goes down to the middle of her back. She has her bangs covering her right eye. She has 10 piercings on each ear and three along each side of her nose. She has snake bites under her lips, one on her tongue and eyebrow. Her eyes are grey with a slight tint of purple. She is wearing a mesh shirt, black tank top and black baggy T-shirt over it. she is wearing a black skirt that goes down to mid thigh with 4 chains on th skirt. She is wearing black ripped jeans that go down to her ankles, black fingerless gloves and sneakers.

There is a knocking sound on the door taking their attention away from the Television screen.

"I'll go get the door" said the blond and she opened it she stared out the door. "well? who the hell is it?!" said her sister.

"it's the akatsuki jess. Get the hell over here!" commanded chris. "how'd you know we were akatsuki?" the spiky orange haired leader asked… more like commanded. "come the fuck in and don't destroy anything!" said the brown haired girl. The whole akatsuki walked in the huge mansion. "HOLY FUCK!" shouted the shocked girl.

"your pein, madara, tobi, hidan, kein, itachi-" jessica was cut off by her sister. "dein, gein, deidara, and sasori!" the white/blond haired girl stated pointing lazily at the people.

"how do you know,un?" deidara obviously asked the question on everyone's mind.

"who the fuck are you people?!?!?!" shouted the cursing immortal man hidan.

"shut the fuck up violet!!!!" cursed jess and give him 'the finger.'

"you got spunk bitch. I'll admit that." Said the smartass hidan. "shut up!" was her reply.

"why are you guys here?" said the one in all black. "HII!!!!!!!!!" screamed an overexcited gein and crushed her in a hug. Jess slowly backs up. "put her down before something bad happens."

"let… go…" she said calmly and cooly. He lets go letting her land on her feet.

"how fucking old are you?! it looks like your our age!" once again violet said. "that's cause we are moron!" retorted jess as she looked at everyone and her gaze lands on madara then quickly looks over at her sister.

"tobi wants to know why…" tobi tried to think of her name. "im jess. And she's chris." The spiky haired one answered.

"tobi wants to know why you look soo gothic!" he exclaimed in curiousity. "me or her?" jessica asked. "who made up your outfit?!?! It looks soo cool! It looks peppy with a tint of goth!" tobi shouted happily "she did. I cant find clothes that go together to save my life!" she said truthfully.

"tobi wants to know why you dress super gothic like! Are you emo?" tobi asked the beautiful girl with white, black and red hair.

"its simple." She replied. "I like death, destruction, chaos, murder and torture."

"DAMN!!!!" hidan stretched out the word and wistled.

"speaking of which…" jess turned to the sister.

"what are you gonna do this week?" she asked waiting anxiously for a reply. And all chris could do is smirk.

"YOU ARE SOO EVIL!!!" she shouted at her little sis. "I know." Was all she said and smirked.

"whats going on?" sasori asked not soo bored with the 2 girls around this time.

"the kids in my school think I have no emotion. Just stone cold and heartless." Chris look down at the ground. "I get blamed for everything. And I mean everything."

"you planning to stab yourself with scissors again?" jess asked quistioningly.

" I didn't do that. But that is-" dein walks up to christine and pokes her nose for no reason at all.

"What the fuck is going on?" the older sister said. "so you live in this mansion?" asked a long orange haired teen with his hair let down.

"we also made a hideout kein." Jess said matter of factly.

"True." said the blond.

"where are your parents?" kein asked.

"dead." said the girls with a low voice.